The Peruvian Ketchup

2011-05-31T23:47:00.001+08:00

Oakland Raider Fans
Circle I Limbo

Geeks
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bill Gates
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Rednecks
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The New York Yankees
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

PETA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands

Scientologists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Steve Jobs
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

IM MOVING...

2010-06-27T12:48:00.000+08:00

From now on i'll operate from my dusty old tumblr site which i malas wana put anything in there.

Here's the

LINK

So this blog will officially put to out of service momentarily since i might be crazy enough to blog here so put some crap here.

Return of The King

2010-06-21T12:41:00.001+08:00

Hey people im back!!! So hows my life?

Bye people! I need to go berak now...

*As you can see i pretty much busy with everything right now*

Sorry if i cant entertain you guys but visit my facebook's wall for some laugh or something...

Brief Holiday

2010-05-01T03:11:00.000+08:00

Brief

Holiday :P

Hello peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepaalllllllllllll...

Im back from my trip to the asylum. Since this Tuesday, im at home for my brief semester break/holiday.

Well its not really that brief if you make good use of it though.

For me...i just wasted it all away. Seriously...i cant think of anything fruitful to do other than exercise my ass of with my just-learnt army's physical training moves :D

this is me in 3 years time

And like that army sergeant said...

"Exercise lah supaya badan CARAGAS macam ASAKAR"

Funny guy...

To be honest, PLKN aint that bad. Everything is nice, even the most vicious trainer has his soft side and the activities aint that bad (unless you hurt some vital parts of the body like your heels then do marching then its hell). The things i hate about PLKN is the limited time here and there, especially our sleeping time and the my fellow comrades.

You cant expect us to do our very best when our super tired body rested for 4-5 hours only. We are still kids alright. Some of my fellow comrades are how you say...stubborn like barnacles and their stubbornness will often lead me and our company down.

If you're keeping tabs on my facebook, i ranted about how i was a candidate for Ketua Kompeni or Company leader which is just the captain of the groupie. Well...i didnt get it since i was away for my JPA interview, i didnt took their interview and since they ran out of choices for the lowest ranked guy, the Platoon Sergeant, they took me in without the interview and observations. Well...fair play.

Anyway..im stopping here. Bye...im not sleeping my ass off tonight :D

WITCHCRAFT

2010-04-05T00:15:00.000+08:00

Due to my immense knowledge in the dark arts of negotiating i was able to get extra 4 more holidays under the excuse of my JPA interview.

Now i dont know whether to feel happy or sad.

Im happy that im able to spend more time with family, friends and lot more time for myself. (seriously, ns is a place where u cant think for yourself)

Im sad that i might lose my penghulu-ship coz supposedly got interview for the candidates of penghulu and i wanted to spend more time with my dorm-mates and company mates, bunch of interesting people they are. Owh well...gotta deal with stuff one by one.

Anyway...

HAPPY EASTER AND GOD BLESSED YOU ALL.

Dont use me as an example. Im not really that good boy type hehehe

QUICKIE?...MEOWRR

2010-04-04T03:28:00.001+08:00

Damn...

5 days in camp felt like 2 weeks and when i arrived home for my leave, the camp felt like it happened in a day.

2 days at home felt like a week... Wait...felt like half a day now :(

A short post trying to be long here... :(

Pic of the month? :D

Lollipops is the answer :D Ice creams can also be used :D

And here is a random facebook pic :D

>.>

LAST

2010-03-26T21:00:00.000+08:00

This will be the last blog post for this month. And also might be the last post for 3 months. Why?

NATIONAL SERVICE OF COURSE.

Sometimes when i compare our, Malaysian National Service with the Korean's and Chinese ones, ours are like kids play. Like seriously...they train their boys into soldiers. Then yet again...some kids complain so much.

That was short....

Nah...

KERJA

2010-03-22T00:40:00.001+08:00

Its been a long time since i talk about careers...

Some time ago...maybe during the middle ages, i said i wana be cook or a chef or some dude who deals with food.

If you havent updated yourself with me...i give up on that ambition long time ago. Why? I see myself to be the guy who cook for the fun of it, coz that is where the taste of my food cums i mean comes.

this is not the reason why

Now...im seeking for something to do with designing. Although till today, i still cant make up my mind with what part of designing i should go.

Either i'll get something like industrial designer and design something like

who knows...got some idiot gonna make Lambo UrasX2 ka...

Or be a interior designer and make this

welcome to my toilet

Or be a graphics designer and create this

i might even be doing more crappy stuff than that

Or be a multimedia designer and make fabulous pornos.

he's gonna be my future pornstar

My career choice seems weird to some people coz being a bloody "STRAIGHT-A" kid, people expect you to get something more respectable like being a plastic surgeon who does boobs change, a weapons engineer who creates weapons of mass destruction, a bio-scientist looking for a viral disease that could mimic the same effect as the Umbrella Corps.' zombie virus or being a nice nerdy clerk who works for morons.

Owh well....

If all cant work, i still taking my mining job as an option. And guess what? I might opting for naval academy and be a sailor or even better a captain. Pays even better than some commercial pilots and hell yeah there're storms which makes every trip memorable. :D

i might be seeing that everyday

Also, i might look into the possibility of seeing myself with the Tentera Udara DiRaja Malaysia or TUDM. And if you think that is low grade, wait till i save your ass when Thailand and Indonesia invades Malaysia.

i wonder if i deliberately drop that at someone's house :D

Woooh...

JUST ANOTHER DAY

2010-03-19T18:20:00.001+08:00

Today, I saw an (chinese) angel.

She was sitting in front of me. Listening to her music.

She is pretty with smooth ponytail and slender body.

My mind was forcing me to greet her.

Then my mind I went deep into fantasies.

I see myself dating at the mall...

Watching movie together...

Eating dinner together...

Then I see myself marrying her with huge crowds...

Then we have our honeymoon at a nice tropical beach resort...

We bought a nice villa on the foot of the Swiss alps...

Lastly we spend our old days together in--- WTF is that?!!!

With my big glaring eyes...I saw her butt crack...so revealing. so round, so white...so so so...damnnnn...

Then my mind switch to the thoughts whether she is wearing any panties or not.

Then i thought was if the dog pulled her jeans...what will happen?

Then she had to go.

And I was alone again. I didnt even greet her in the end.

B(L)ACK IN BLACK

2010-03-18T18:04:00.001+08:00

Minta maaf if i hilang too long...been busy with the scholarship and future education crap. Anyway I can think of anything to write about soooo... random pics!!!

RED-LETTER DAY

2010-03-10T00:28:00.000+08:00

Well this is the last post before "SPM-Results Era". Copy this from my fb...coz very nice...i cant believe i wrote that :P

" just tell urself this: why do u let ur life depends on a piece of recycled paper? life is more to that piece of shitty paper...even if u succeed or failed on that damned paper, remember the journey has just begun, the paper is only a quick nitro boost to watever u wana do, but its not the steering wheel to ur success...the driver is u, u make ur choices, ur path, ur destination... "

To all those SPM-mers. When you walk in to get the results let this be your soundtrack.

And let this be the soundtrack when you walked out with whatever results in your hand.

Cheers boys n boys! Eh?

TWEETDECK

2010-03-09T00:14:00.000+08:00

Well today is very uneventful. Hari sangat down and boring...kedak like no more meaning to life.

There were slight excitement in life like getting "FIRST BLOOD" in dota but all the excitement gone when called noob during the whole game for dying ONCE in a silly manner, or being the last guy standing after the whole team got wrecked.

Then life seems to be gone....like lenyap doh! Founnd little joy in my winamp player.

Then found huge joy in TWEETDECK. I know its been around since ages but every since my lappy died after SPM, i never bothered about that anymore.

I got one thing to say for TweetDeck. WOW!

Now there's no hussle in going back to facebook n twitter just to update!

Hip hip hooray!

I wonder if they expand it to blogger too... or any blogging site... that would be fantastic

HMMM...

2010-03-07T11:24:00.000+08:00

If you have food in the fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of the world.

If you have any money in the bank, your wallet and some spare change in a dish someplace, you are among the top 8% of the world’s wealthy.

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week.

If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the agony of imprisonment or torture, or the horrible pangs of starvation, you are luckier than 500 million people alive going through this suffering.

If you can read this message you are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world who cannot read at all.

So stop complaining!

I think somebody gonna call me a hypocrite in future :(

taken from Yusuf's tumblr...trima sih

EMAS

2010-03-06T18:09:00.001+08:00

One day, my friends were rambling about the new Proton Emas concept car. Well I was like "wha wha wha?" So...im pretty backwards in current national news but hey I cepat cepat check it out.

The first thing in my mind when i saw the concept car was...

"THAT MUST NOT BE MALAYSIAN DESIGNED. IMPOSSIBLE. ITS TOO NOT-MALAYSIAN-ISH"

And guess what?

Emas, an acronym for Eco Mobility Advance Solution, was designed in collaboration with acclaimed Italian design house Italdesign Giugiaro.

excerpt from the Star

WHO NEEDS PHOTOSHOP SKILLS?

2010-03-05T23:36:00.000+08:00

Just put some random picture as background and your desired note somewhere. Caught people attention anyway...

WHO THE WHO?

2010-03-04T23:12:00.001+08:00

Well if The Who doesnt ring a bell...all those CSI (Vegas, NY, Miami) entrance songs is from theirs. And the drummer, Keith Moon is awesome on the drums and on performance...like he is on drugs! (well he died coz of it i think) Like most (maybe most) British rockbands, their songs are UNIQUE.

So i've been "chilling" with their song today. Im so chilling with them till im so free to do this.

Hey whats this?

Sounds familiar...

Eh? Pernah dengar jak...

:D

47

2010-03-03T22:44:00.001+08:00

Well I would say I got the Hitman fever after playing Hitman : Blood Money :D

So feverish bout it till got headache playing it and wasted my evening doing this:

Done all that in 30 minutes flat while experimenting on tattoo effect.

"47" and "HITMAN" is the teaser focal point of the poster. :D

HOW TO WIN THE BIGGEST LOSER

2010-02-27T22:54:00.001+08:00

Yeah you know "Biggest Loser"? Here are some simple steps in getting to the top four finalist. (audition tips not included)

1. Get really fat!

I mean like seriously get yourself supa dupa heavy coz, dont rasa best jog around the neighbourhood just because you are in show coz the heavier you are...then your percentage weigh lost will make others shix brix and even makes Zeus shix lightning.

2. Get along!

Never ever f*ck off your teammates unless you are f*cking HIM/HER in groups. Never ever f*ck off a group of people. The more BFFN's (Best Friend For Now) you have, the most likely you wont get voted off even if you laze your ass during training.

3. Listen and bloody listen!

Whatever crap your trainer gives, it will surely help! Its not all about working out!

4. Work your ass off!

Time for training? Work your ass off! Free time? Work your ass off! Woke up early? Work your ass off! Bored? Work your ass off double time!

5. Eat like a model!

Stop those junk, fat, oily food! Even if you won something like restaurant dinner during the show, get something healthy and not big!! You wana win?! Then f*cking lay them off!

6. Shirt off!

Always take off your shirt during weigh in! Those sweaty oversize shirts will surely weigh nearly a pound or so and every pound counts!

Proven after watching every season of Biggest Loser

WARHOL

2010-02-25T21:12:00.000+08:00

Anything i did smells cheap...

BLOODY ULCER(S)

2010-02-24T18:17:00.000+08:00

Here a little update about my ulcer.

Its actually side by side with my uvula, which mean, anything i consume, inhale, exhale will and why not, affect the healing of the ulcer.

It was about the size of errr...baby ants when it started to hurt like hell.

After a week, its the size of a pin head...imagine how does that feel but luckily daily surplus of adrenaline makes everyday a wonderful day if count out the horrible time im having during lunch n dinner...

Then you know what? I got this small cut after on the inner part of the lips after gotten elbowed by my sis...Now its an ulcer buat the weird thing is, im so use to the pain in my mouth, the pain from feels like an itch...

NICEY VIDEOY

2010-02-22T18:29:00.000+08:00

Although i keep watching this music video, it cant stop to amazed me though. I wonder how long did they take to make this? I feel wana poser

PAYNE

2010-02-19T10:30:00.001+08:00

There's a saying "joy, happiness and whatever crap in between have its price"...well after Chinese New Year...I found myself with this bloody ulcer in the most bloodiest shi*tiest placest to be in the mouth.

Damnit, why it has to be there?! I wonder what cut me there though...terer that food. I salute you f**king piercing food.

With that ulcer i cant do most of the things i like without feeling pain...

Such as

Shouting my ass off

Eating my ass off

Talking my ass off

Drinking my ass off

Errr...hehehe...no pun intended o.o

*all action pictures are the first images searched using google image*

BACK IN ACTION

2010-02-17T21:56:00.000+08:00

Owh well...i would like to say CNY mayhem is totally ova...

To celebrate the return lets listen to rock...

Damnnnnnnnnnnnn son, can u guess it? Its a mash up from Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" lyrics and Metallica's "Enter the Sandman" cover.

Wooh...

OSCAR NOMINEE!!!

2010-02-13T01:20:00.004+08:00

Best Drama

Best Action Movie

Best Actor

Best Actress(es?)

Best Line Spoken

Best Scene

CINA NEW YEAR

2010-02-12T00:37:00.001+08:00

Looks like another year of lonely valentine's day for me...well technically. Falls on Cina New Year anyway.

The good thing is...i dont really know. Hey i remember calling valentine's day, v-day...but sounds like my day and the real v-day sucks anyway...

You know what really suck? Made seaweed rolls for 3hours++, fried them, and in the end they masuk angin. F$%@

Making cakes and biscuits maybe fun at first...but in the end, it sucks coz it taste like sh#$ or you burn the whole batch. Hohohohohohoho...

After running through my house, it looks so mediocre and its-not-ready-for-Cina New Year-look. Owh well...a humble sh%$ dont get squash or something like o.o

I wonder how is everyone doing tho... I hope everyone having a swell time cleaning their houses or relax their butt of if they are not cleaning hehehe...

To conclude all this, i would like to say im having a slight break over the Internet, Blog, Twitter, Facebook and MSN. Its a SLIGHT break so dont be suprise if my name pops up here and there.

So people, readers, terrorist, animals, no-lifers, aliens, dicks, janes, douchebags, presidents and Dalai Lama.

I would like to wish you all...

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

and a

HAPPY CINA NEW YEAR

That reminds me, i heard the techno version of "Gong Xi Gong Xi" when tuning in a Bidayuh radio channel though.

I cant find it in youtube so imagine an ahbeng style "Gong Xi Gong Xi" playin in ya head with the beats and bass drowning everything.

KNOW THIS

2010-02-09T00:12:00.001+08:00

You know what? Now im lazy to do that long post...

Whenever i see it...i would say, "Ahhhh f*ck it! My blog is funny enough!"

Then i look at the outside world and say to myself, "You know, a good blogger is a hardworking blogger..."

Well the story ends by repeating the 2nd lines to next line and back again and again and again...

WEBCOMICS

2010-02-08T14:01:00.002+08:00

One of the best webcomics out there. May took some time to get the joke it but it's sure a big laugh hahahaha....

Click on Jack to visit their site.

Here are some of their funny comics.

WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE 3 MONTHS AGO

2010-02-06T12:01:00.002+08:00

^-^V

VIDEO-BOMB

2010-02-05T02:00:00.000+08:00

A quick run through iab and youtube gave me these... Youtube, you are amazing.

Epic-ness tahap kosmos.

Kantoi-ness tahap dewa.

MONKEY

2010-02-04T02:09:00.000+08:00

There goes another day. Wheee...

Supposed to finish the long post but got carried away with work and photoshop...dayummmm...anyway enjoy this :D

Dayummmmm....suppose to sleeepppp...

MECHA

2010-02-03T01:28:00.000+08:00

Coz it doesnt fit and doesnt suit with blog...so im gonna post the newly made, fresh from the oven design here...

HTML5

2010-02-02T21:16:00.000+08:00

I got a long post going on tho. Took me 2 days of my internet free time (which is around 3-4 hours)

So while you all wait...

Click on Jack to go to the best html5 has to offer.

Remember you must have google chrome for you to play them though.

For your info...html5 is new html that was said going to replace html 4. The one you are currently using. Well...one sheer power of html5 is that it can function like Flash. Neh Flash, the one you always use to view youtube vids or play webgames. But imagine this...the whole website is like a webgame except it uses less resources and faster to load. Wazam baby...

THE COOLIEST

2010-01-30T13:29:00.002+08:00

"The king does not dances to the music.

The music dances to the king."

They even got a wiki about it...err yeah "wiki". Click on Jack to visit the site.

The best excerp from that "wiki" i would say are this...

"Holy shit, this man is fucking better than you are and he will eat your soul without a single goddamn word of warning."

and also...

"Techno Viking, being better than you, is waiting for a fag to absolutely disgrace. He is given this opportunity to strike when an inferior breed of 'xtasee faggot' runs into Techno Viking's blue haired bitch. Techno Viking doles out his righteous finger of awesomeness and forces the dumbass to go sit down at the back of the bus with the other niggers. When the 'xtasee faggot' attempts to escape, Techno Viking unleashes the finger again, subduing the faggot, who'll never bump into any of the Viking's bitches again; for great justice. Upside down bottles of water were handed out to appease Techno Viking's wrath and avert Armageddon.

It is widely believed that Techno Viking does in fact own in a dance off, and does simply dance into Mordor. I would like you all to know that these allegations are fact."

Its a fact too! So say the world most trusted site, "wiki".

Hey they even got few bunch of photos about the great king too...

And so people...

MUST SHOW

2010-01-30T01:58:00.000+08:00

EVER SINCE I WATCH THIS FROM DAN'S TUMBLR...

I CANT STOP SMILING, LAUGHING WHEN I SEE THISSSSS...

ITS PURE GENIUS!!!

ITS MAGICAL!!!

ITS BELLA DOGGY STYLING EDWARD!!!

WUTTT??!! :D

Two Sides of a Coin

2010-01-29T15:28:00.000+08:00

Hey hey hey hey check this out...

(its totally clean now, so dont worry they are all music :D )

These songs got the same beat, piano play...what the heck, they got the same BGM. Ooooo...

The only difference is that T.I.'s got sax and guitar playing along....

Its totally clean right? XD

Blankiness

2010-01-29T00:17:00.000+08:00

Right now im totally blank out yo...

Dont know what to blog about...

Owh wait i think i do...

Click on Jack for hardcore spongebob animation. Its a flash animation so you need for it load completely before you can watch it.

Seriously...its so hardcore...that you could shix brix.

I advised you to view the animation first before going on here. Hehehe...

So how was the animation? Hardcore? Lets flush the hardcore-ness away with these...

Owh...still feel a bit weavy? How bout this?

Still light headed...nevermind...Patrick's here!

I hope you all enjoy your time here. Take care!

Ok nah a good clean vid :D

Ush Ush

2010-01-26T16:55:00.000+08:00

I now have a new achievement to achieve. To be like this by 14th of February

Err something like that...

First thing first, I wana get a flat tummy. You know Usher?

Yeah that Usher...

He got that thang on his torso...

Thats abs can replaced my ironing board anyday.

You know whats his secret? 2000 sit-ups a day.

Wait...

2000?!

He must be kidding...

Are you serious, Ush, my Big Brada' G?

True Colours

2010-01-23T00:36:00.000+08:00

Some people have weird names. Like...

Barry WHITE

Hey wait...he's black...Im confuse.

Hmm maybe its a creative name.

How bout...

Jack BLACK

He's not african-american? Whats up yo?!

no wonder you didnt get the role mr. black

Why cant you people do like him.

Jack WHITE

Psyche!

2010-01-22T00:58:00.001+08:00

Few weeks back i've been pleasuring myself with this:

Yeah its Psycho. Pretty old movie but you still can view it in Cinemax if you're free enough. But this is legendary movie. Its among the very first slasher-cum-horror-cum-logical-movie.

And from that movie, comes the most famous scene in cinematic history.

Nice blend of horror and err... music... yeah music.

The story is all about some lady trying to run away with some money and ended up in the Bates Motel. Owh yeah not far from there is the Bates Mansion.

So the owner, Norman Bates, who managed the motel and lived the house alone seems to be a very nice and shy man. Until we know the Norman got a psychological problem. Weeee...what is it?

!SPOILER ALERT!

"Lila sees him approaching and hides in the cellar where she discovers the semi-preserved and mummified body of Norman's mother. Wearing his mother's clothes and a wig and carrying a knife, Norman enters and tries to attack Lila, but she is rescued by Sam.

After Norman's arrest, a forensic psychiatrist tells Sam and Lila that Norman's dead mother is living in Norman's psyche as an alternate personality. After the death of Norman's father, the pair lived as if they were the only people in the world. When his mother found a lover, Norman went mad with jealousy and murdered them both. Consumed with guilt, Norman "erased the crime" by bringing his mother back to life in his own mind. He stole her corpse and preserved the body. When he was "Mother", he acted, talked and dressed as she would. The psychiatrist concludes that the "Mother" personality now has complete control of Norman's mind."

Say yay to wiki! Wooh!

In the end he got arrested. But wait whats this?

Hey its Psycho II!

Story cut short, the Norman was released even though he release was rebelled by Lila (lady investigator from the 1st movie) and also by the local residence. Bla bla bla, compared to the first, its pretty boring except for the ending. Heheh...

!SPOILER!

"That evening, a woman walks up the steps to the Bates' mansion. Bandaged from his injuries, Norman has set a place for dinner when he hears a knock at the door. It is Emma Spool, the kindly woman from the diner.

Norman gives her a cup of tea. Ms. Spool tells him that she is his real mother, that Mrs. Bates was her sister, who adopted Norman as an infant while Ms. Spool was institutionalized. She further reveals that she was the murderer, having killed anybody who tried to harm her son. As she sips the tea, Norman kills her with a sudden blow to the head with a shovel. Norman is now completely insane again. He carries Ms. Spool's body upstairs to Mother's room and we hear Mother's voice warn Norman not to play with "filthy girls". Norman reopens the Bates Motel and stands in front of the house, waiting for new customers as Mother watches from the window upstairs."

Eh...Mr. Wiki didnt say the Norman put something in the tea. I dunno wad was it, but it the tin looks old and rusty and that only means...poison babeh!

Owh yeah the Norman "first love" is here too but got killed in the end by the "Mother". Ain't that cool?

I bet you all tired of Psycho but wait, whats this?

Psycho III?!

Actually just go HERE (SPOILER!) for the complete account. Malas betul wana talk about it :P
From this movie:

Gross revenue	$14,482,000 (USA)

So its a pretty good movie eh? Kinda...coz i sleep halfway through. Whahahahaha...

I guess I end it here then...yawn...whats this?

PSYCHO IV?! Fuck this shit...

Its a bloody prequel! Who watches prequels?! I did anyway...

So its a prequel...who cares?!

So it ends here...hey...whats this again?

Psycho (1998 Remake)?!!! Ok im done...bye. Wana see the budget and revenue?

Budget	$60 million
Gross revenue	$37,141,130

Did i mention the actor, Anthony Perkins is Norman Bates and also the director to most of the films?

Blog Construction Day #4

2010-01-20T19:16:00.000+08:00

Hey look!!! New cbox! :D

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I would like to conclude the blog is fully operational from now on.

Although got some modifications going on while the days go.

Hey look first pic using the new look!

PETA...we all love them :D

Blog Construction Day #2

2010-01-19T19:26:00.003+08:00

HOHOHOHOHOHO...

I changed the address and title alrite.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Its all new and improve

peruvian ketchup

Where did i get the name u ask? Peruvian coffee of course!

Nothing more catchy than a south american (true o' not) sauce!

I love this man...but yet more to come!

Blog Construction Day #1

2010-01-16T15:05:00.002+08:00

You know wad...

I just realised that i need to track back all the blogs i like to read.

Since im using the new layout, all the knick-knacks at the sidebar is gone.

Dayummm....

2010-01-15T20:32:00.002+08:00

THE BLOG IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

THE KNICK-KNACKS AT THE SIDE BAR ARE TEMPORARY DOWN.

THE LOOK GONNA BE SIMPLE AND MINIMAL.

ITS NOT LAME.

ITS STYLISH.

IM THE COOLIEST HERE.

YOU'RE NOT.

GET USED TO IT.

GET LOST.

I MEAN TAKE CARE.

2010-01-13T19:05:00.004+08:00

Facebook hides many wonders...try typing these on your Facebook chatbox :D

:) or :-)

:D or :-D

;) or ;-)

^_^

>:o

:3

>:-(

:( or :-(

:’(

:o or :-o

8) or 8-)

8-|

:p or :-p

O.o

-_-

:/ or :\

3:)

O:)

:-* or :*

<3

:v

:|]

:putnam:

(^^^)

<(")

Magic!

Burn Baby Burn

2010-01-09T19:07:00.002+08:00

I was gonna copy paste my foot long post containing religion and stuff but those bloody church-burners and car-smashers make it hard for me.

For reasons...i think i've lost my touch in blogging. Setiap kali buka blogger.com, my mind becomes blank. That explains why this blog really like dead.

Yeah there's absolutely nothing to talk about. Dayumm... actually got but i need somebody to ask me to write something then i go hose my bird on it.

This remix is wicked sick man yo to the max ma sizzle damn...

Why I Disappeared...

2010-01-02T00:13:00.004+08:00

I will now explain my disappearance…

SPM ended.

Lappy went kaboom.

Can’t fix lappy and let it be for a week.

Router down.

All access to internet at home gone.

Scrapped off living using friends’ handphones and cyber’s pc.

Told parents about lappy and didn’t get blasted.

Lappy went for repair.

Totally cut off from the outside world and the cyber world.

Got lappy back and downgraded to XP by request.

Went for a vacation.

TM guy came and installed new router.

Returned back home.

Enjoyed and lazed off a day.

Typing this shit down.

Is that clear enough people? If not...I gonna shove this fist up down your...err shirt sleeve...

Hmmm…I got a brilliant plan coming up…fantastic...Im going to have wet dreams over this plan...whahahahahaha

Backup

2009-11-20T16:47:00.003+08:00

Sun Tzu sure got say...

"Get ready a backup plan if your first plan is crapped"

And if i failed SPM, or lousy results, what should I do you ask?

Join the mining industry of course!

Wait...wrong country...

Its fun! Its sexy! Its hot! Its a tradition!

Putting my ass in small cramp place, bashing rocks to pieces is fun!

Its sexy, who doesnt loves the body you'll get after a year in there!?

Its a chinese tradition to work hard in the mines!

So who wana join me?

Hey!

2009-11-17T17:48:00.003+08:00

Ok this is my official last post man...

Bye. Im gonna miss you unknown ppl...

So if you're form 5 in the year 2009...watcha doing here?! Study damnit!!!

But if you're not...go somewhere where you can waste you time eg. Facebook? Youtube? NewGrounds? Or better still...do something productive?! Reproduction? Making money? Jual badan?

To SPM...I present you Mr. SPM this lovely song!

Whats This?

2009-11-12T22:29:00.003+08:00

You I'd be offline for good???

I've been so rajin studying...i hope i was like this every time when there's exam.

Although rajin rajin pun...saya masih main with the lappy. Help. Kidnap my lappy for 2 weeks yea? Please. Really. Serious.

But luckily, i ditch the bloody Football Manager coz it seems that SPM got nothing to do with 4-4-2 tactics and harassing Fernando Torres that he has a crush on Rafa Benitez >.>

Oleh sebab Sejarah is coming...

I've been playing...

Rome: Total War

and

Age of Empire III

What? I can learn about Roman and Grecian history from Rome: Total War ba.

I also can learn about Industrial Revolution and European Explorations and Conquests over the New World through Age of Empire III ba...i see no flaw in my plan.

Faktor kejayaan Rom menguasai Mediterrenean: Tentera yang berorginasasi dan kuat.

Revolusi Amerika 1776

I believe I can do what others in 5A couldnt do.

Having A+, A, A-, B+, B-, C+, C-, D+, D-, E+, E- and F on SPM slip. Is not impossible. I got 12 papers to take...cun bah.

I'll Give You A Chance Whats What?

2009-11-08T22:00:00.002+08:00

Wow! My blog vikka post this by itself! Damn its gonna be dead? Thats good...im tired thinking of what to write...

So my handful readers (i bet its just arnd 5 ppl) goodbye...

Sijil Pergi Mati here i come...

A Day of Many

2009-11-01T01:00:00.004+08:00

Yesterday which was Saturday, there were alot of Birthdays and alot of Dinners...

Its that time when you wished you have the power to be at many places at one time...sounds like KAGE BUNSHIN!!

why did i bother looking that up

So many Halloween kids, whats up with that?

How come we Malaysians never celebrated Halloween with the trick or treats?

Local stuff is very convincingly scary.

i take it back...thats pretty spooky

Even the sweets kinda make you rather get them from the market instead.

You think we use pumpkins for Jack-o-lantern? Yeah we do...

Im done...Im a bit stressed and tensed. Why? Dunno. Gangster mode i guess...

Happy birthday to Leslie by the way...

And to the rest of the Halloween kids, you know who you are.

Reason Why Im Happy When I Go To School Next Week

2009-10-24T18:38:00.004+08:00

After more than 2 weeks using the rusty Mazda to school...

With stale smelling car smell...and over-chilled air-cond...

My dad spent equivalent to...

its not an error...its really 2 of them...

On repairing this...

And the car feels new.

Smells new.

Sounds new.

My dad also brought home the broken parts.

Hmmm...with those parts, lets do this...

its not impossible...its plausible

My Awesome Review of SnapIt 3.5

2009-10-21T19:01:00.005+08:00

I was hired by some lady by the name of Katherine Poll...which i think she is my friend's mum >.>. She asked me to do a review about SnapIt 3.5.

kat kat kat kat kat >.> wassup jon!

Whats a SnapIt???

Well its program that takes picture of something important or something you want to brag about in facebook eg. pink wallpaper with pink icons and pink windows...

To the common Win XP users, its by pressing PrtSc (or PrintScreen) key and pasting it on MS Paint. Yeah many were pro in that...

one of the less important uses of PrintScreening

To those having Vista, you got the snipping tool from the accessories menu right? It works like that.

SOOOOOO...what sooooo great about SnapIt that makes it different from the rest??? Why does Vista users should bother bout this crap?

JUST THIS...YEAH JUST THIS. THE ABILITY TO SAVE YOUR IMAGE IN DIFFERENT FORM OF IMAGE FILES. 762 KB OF SPACE FOR THE OPTION TO SAVE YOUR CAPTURED IMAGE IN ...

i cant imagine why ppl wants to gif their desktop pics...

How bout performance you say???

THE 762 KB CHICKEN EATS THIS MUCH OF MEMORY. THATS ALMOST EQUAL TO WHEN YOU PLAY POKEMON ON THE GBA EMULATOR.

But the good thing is you can autosave. Yeah autosave and different image files to save from.

DOES IT REALLY WORTH 762 KB OF SPACE?? (i guess so)

you should be using those 762kb of space for these man
2 x 300kb = 600kb of joy :D with 163 kb of space to spare

just enough for these...

crap...she looks like my cousin...*pukes*

So people...whats my verdict?

WHY IN THE WORLD SHOULD YOU DOWNLOAD THIS CRAP??? (unless you're a lazy Win XP user without any pre-installed snapshots program)

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS. SERIOUSLY. STICK TO MS PAINT.

one of the very important uses of PrintScreening

PS: nice working for ya, Mrs/Ms. Katherine Poll. I hope my review on your product is alrite :D

Don't Say I'm Hardworking!

2009-10-17T18:05:00.005+08:00

I got a confession here...

Remember when I said im busy with my SPM...errr...actually malas wana blog :D

That also leads to the fact...I hardly been studying man...

Why? Blame Tang for giving me these

The most gay-est game i've played. Gears of War. Overuse of manliness here. Hot rough bad boys with huge muscles, huge body armor shooting with huge guns with super manly movement and accent...it almost made me become a girl. Seriously...

And this too...

Although not as gay as Gears of War, it does have something wrong with it. Your suit has the ability to change mode. That goes along with the suit's manly voice saying MAXIMUM SPEED, MAXIMUM STRENGTH...sometimes when Im not looking at the screen, it sound so wrong...

Luckily got the option to change it to a sexy female voice.

Owh yeah this too...Audiosurf...

Nothing wrong with this rhythm game (like Guitar Hero) ...hehehe just saying that when you play DJ ASA - (err most you ppl know la) on it...WOW! ITS HARD LIKE CRAP! Even on easy its pretty hard...

But yeah Im still playing this...

No life playing Football Manager?! I led Sheffield United to the Premier League man! I should call myself Victor Mourinho Ferguson :D

Thats a long list of games...

SPM matilah...

Tweeting

2009-10-13T18:29:00.003+08:00

Since im getting lazier and busier coz of SPM...i'll be making use of the bloody twitter.

You dont need to follow my tweets ka, go to my tweet profile page ka...just go here look at the right there...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Yeah there...

Can't see?

Owh no! I can't see too!!!

What shall we do? Owh man...we are blind!!!

What shall we do????????????????????????????

eat this...

Surfing the Local

2009-10-11T15:08:00.006+08:00

Mudah.my is a strange place. Its like Sunday Market except its online...

Sometimes you find some deals that blow your mind away...

WTF??? Seriously? I quickly grab my wallet only to know its RM57K and RM37K

Well weird stuff are there somewhere too...

Thats a good business selling money...

Err...can i have the recipe instead?

Thats enough of mudah.my, what kind of sports wear site for men thats so gay?

Seriously though...just refresh the site, and you get new side pictures of men wearing special undies >.<

Remembering The Old Days

2009-10-07T17:39:00.003+08:00

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....today im gonna reminisce on GTA: Vice City. Good game...

this reminds of the flying car cheat...

Whenever I heard this song...

It reminds me of running down hookers during my late night driving on the road next to beach with my convertible.

my fave yellow converty of death

Ahhhhhh...good times....

This song?

It reminds me of massacring the whole club while the dj still pumps the song on.

anyone who played this game before noticed the bartender??? woooooohhhh!!!

Even the hookers are hot in here...

the graphics sure beat GTA IV

Summing Up Last Week

2009-10-04T19:03:00.005+08:00

Last week was the best, last-minute-study-everything week...

I felt like I was like Flash. I read so fast...I think I didnt even understand what the hell am I reading. I was so fast...I still got the time to play some games.

i've been seeing too much of this lately...

Not to mention the TIPS flying around here there. I would honestly say I relied on TIPS on some papers. But TIPS are tips to me...they came in when I already almost finish speed reading my books.

It was a fiasco after bunch of kids went berserk after seeing Physics TIPS was mostly bogus.

the only manga-free image after google image searching "berserk"

Me and some of my friends were quite content that we forced ourself to read mostly everything after certain suspicions that "light" did not enter the TIPS but we were still not happy coz we only read MOSTLY everything.

Then came Maths...where everyone thought it was a walk in the park coz Dewa Maths might bring mercy to us now. But nooooo...it was hell...or I think it was.

Dewa Maths actual photo...

And here comes Chemistry...where I think everything I speed read, went out with my crap the night before.

Luckily Friday marks the end of the ass-banging week. UNFORTUNATELY...we had SEJARAH EXTRA CLASS where the attendance was only 12. So much for 1Malaysia....wait the reason was this...

drawing may not be according to scale and reality...

Later after that class, got Examination Mass for form 3's, 5's and U6's. When I reached the church grounds...I was greeting and saying hi to some of my juniors and friends. What I get was not a hi but...

"Vic, can you help be a warden????"

Since Mr. Tay asked so nicely...but would I say no eh? :P

It was a fantastic mass with...scantily clad girls with super shorts walking here and there, Father giving most of the ppl the BURN with the quote "...I see none of most of these faces here today during Sunday mass..." Maybe he's referring to me... >.> Wardening is fun. Its like people giving you money for no reason :D

Later on that day after the mass, after mum ADVISED me to skip tuition...Me and Dan hitch a ride in Mo's Mobile and went to MBO for some late night action movie.

They say we become less waras with ourselves after a long day frying and overusing our brain. I believe that's true after we all agreed on watching Far Cry. Yeah the so called "based on the best selling game".

he's wearing my pants...

The movie was like the baby of Barney the Dinosaur, Jude Lim and Arnold Schwarzenegger threesomes. Lame jokes flying everywhere, cheeziness here and there and the bloody Arnold wannabe accent. Even these guys do better...

We were amazed that we survive the entire movie...the trip to McD and back home was pretty quiet. We were dumbstruck by the movie. Or we just realised how smart we were compared to the actors and actresses...

Bla bla bla bla bla bla...boring weekend...bla bla bla...

Last paper is Chem Paper 3. But for me and Alis...We have Art left. To the Brother Albinus class...they gotta resit their paper (^.^) and to the accountants, they have their accounts paper too. Owh well...if you take extra subject for the fun of it...you cry.

Too much exam...you will get this...i mean seriously...got check yours now if you dont believe...

I'm Sad

2009-09-26T11:29:00.003+08:00

Today I'm very sad. So sad its as if I lost my virginity to a bull. :(

Why?

Because of this...

Sadly...I was not nominated even for the Best Geek Blog :(

Why Nuffnang so cruel! I will mock you Nuffnang by doing this...

im so sorry for that guy...but this is for the right cause....

All I want was to win this...

Is it too hard?! If I was nominated only, I'm happy enough!

Why?!
Why?!
Why?!
Why?!

Owh wait...
......
.....
....
...
..
.

Uh oh...Now I remember...

I'm not a Nuffnang member...thats why...

They gonna hate me for doing this TT.TT

Raya Convoy

2009-09-22T00:01:00.008+08:00

ahli ahli kongres Parti Perikatan
*courtesy of Clement Sia*

For the past 2 days...me and the gang cracked our ass and head (plus bumpers) visiting people's houses. So, we planned making a Raya Convoy or Rombongan Raya which consists of 3-4 used cars and 8-15 hormones high teenagers.

Well i'll bore you all down if i talk about our visiting...

So...talking about what happened is better

1. Made racist jokes at every house...no matter whose the owner...

2. Jon got "seduced" by Hazman's aunty (?)

3. We got fingered (rephrased:middle-fingered/choi-ed) by a man (errr Malay) who is obviously wrong

4. We heard the heart dropping of our friend who left his car's handbrake up and then the car rolled down smashing a HARRIER...the drivers became more "careful"

5. I got left behind at Dan's house and spent few hours in his room...ermmm watching funny vids...errr true :D

6. I woke like 9.00 the next day where im suppose to go to Dan's house around 8.30.

7. In the end didn't go but instead the rest of the gang picked me up at Choice Deli...

8. Saw Hazman got beaten twice by our Bio teacher's son...who is 7 years younger...

9. Saw my friends making fool of themselves playing NBA 2005

10. Played PS3 dengan muka yang tebal sekali :P

I bet you all tired looking at numbers...may this pic will show you whats next :)

gambar yang ber-hiperbola digunakan di sini...

11. Reverse collision occurs between friends!!! By one of those "careful" drivers XP no serious damages but one of the victims tidak puas hati...but its all alright now :)

12. I was separated again...picked a friend...change car...

13. Last minute change of plan happened...

14. Watch 'Gamer' at MBO...

15. Deeply struck with the concept instead of the flat storyline...almost fell asleep...luckily got James laughing at people getting their limbs blown off hehehe

16. Thought twice of playing Sims and CS...

17. MBO tempat uras cina...>.>

18. Main mata with dessert cashier and ice-cream cashier at the Spring's food court >.> (not bad actually...but sadly...i was lazy to play "the Game")

19. Drop off at the worst drop off location: PETRONAS...

20. Drew W = D all over the chat screens of mostly everyone of my online Messenger contact list...

That concludes my double gempak Raye Melayu days...

Happy Ed ul-Fitr

2009-09-19T11:52:00.004+08:00

Eventhough Im a Chinese but often been called a Malay by my friends for my looks, my vibrant language use and my inability to be really a Chinese...

I would like to say...

We hope you all enjoy your holidays!

Meriam buntut...

Yawn

2009-09-17T18:27:00.003+08:00

Mock sik da feel...i mean like seriously...soooooooooooo tired of seeing questions...like its looking at sun...everyday see one...

Cursed alot even...not that its hard...too lazy to do...too fussy to do...a waste of time :P

Add maths...i believe i wasted too much time looking outside hehehe

BM...first time serious buat karangan...seriously crapping it all the way...

Maths...setelah dua tahun memandang rendah maths dengan tidak belajar dan revise...akhirnya Dewa Maths tulah aku dengan kebodohan hehehe

English...i felt nothing...romantic story sure will be a bum...

Self...too much Naruto and techno music...

Naruto is a bit of bummer. The author started to kill all the characters and even almost killing some characters but some how he made them come back again. Yeah...too cliche...maybe i should stop but its interesting...

I mean like if you're a boy...how can you resist this?

Or if you're a girl...how can you resist this?

On second though...maybe reading "KOF Paradise" is better XP

Mock Babe's

2009-09-14T14:12:00.004+08:00

I've got something interesting to share...

If you go look at my MJ's tribute post, there's a couple of Japs talking about errrrr...adult and business stuff :P

If you cant understand...tak mengapa...use google translate :) have fun!

Owh yeah...mock is fun...i meant seriously. The joy peace and quiet in the morning, no rush no pain...just sit down, write things down slow and steady. Go home, relax, study...its like school paradise (without the anime girls)...

For recreational purposes...

No offense to Jon but im sure thats no American Cracked writer...

Wireless Magic

2009-09-13T09:21:00.003+08:00

Im back but cant enjoy...mock just started...

Owh well...

But hey...i can run around the house while im online!!!

Hehehe...no pics...my bad...

Short Note Which Took A Whole Thick Black "Bush" To Grow

2009-09-07T20:48:00.002+08:00

Currently...my modem's dead... mati dirogol oleh some people (my mum hehehe)

Thats why my blog macam mati, the facebook no life...haiy...so much good crack is flying around when i cant connect...what the hell man...

Now im using the dial-up connection...desperate times...so slow it reminds me of the baby days of internet...where people would leave their pc on downloading Pam Anderson's ahem tape :) eventhough it was short, and quality like taik asuk...

Facebook took hours to load...ini pun sama...

So to talk about...but got to go...this dial-up use money for eaxh minute...4cents/minute, like the chinese banana say, CHAP-LUI...

I bet i can grow boobs once this post is done uploading...

ADV: Plumbob

2009-08-08T09:30:00.005+08:00

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Its so simple to use! With the latest anti-gravity technology, all you need to do is just place it on top of the recipient's head!

It will change colour to indicates the person's mood. From happy to discontent, from green to red.

Get it now for only $1.99. First 10th buyers will get a warranty card. While stock last.

The plumbob is heat sensitive. It is known to explode without warning. The accuracy of the plumbob varies among the plumbobs. It is not biodegradable. This is not a mind controlling device. We are not responsible for any injuries and death of the users.

Sick Note...

2009-08-05T19:44:00.003+08:00

never heard of it but hey nice cover!

Errr...you know that manga Death Note where a kid can write anyone's name and that guy will eventually die...

Ermm...i think somebody found a SICK NOTE in Damai or somebody found it somewhere. Coz everyone is not well...(lame mcm Jude, i know)

Well the retreats over...too much too say im lazy to say.

Return, sick with all kind of sickness from the first day till today...headache, diarrhea then finally sore throat plus dry cough. Somebody must really hate me...

Then me and Jeremy had to scrap our Let Me Love You plan...so that we can enlarge the group and sing You Are Not Alone. Theme song of *ahem ahem ahem*rape*ahem ahem*

But all that hanya tambah pressure not to mention some last minute work and yada yada. The recent one was my Sims got stuck in his action. Bloody Sims...

Owh yeah...Sims 3 is fun! This is one way how to work on your flirting and courting skills. (saya tidak akan menanggung kerugian...)

Yeahhh...all this rant releases stressssss...

I lost my mind today coz i was scribbling like a mad man in class...

Re-Tired

2009-07-30T22:35:00.003+08:00

Retired = tired again = letih kembali...

Today was the day our acting Head Prefect, gave us the last DISMISS sign. Sure gonna miss it though.

Now we are retired...what now?

Ah yes...Prefect Retreat and Prefect Night...

Owh yeah...Prefect Night theme is Masquerade, sooo...

This is my mask...

Kucir Duh...

2009-07-29T21:19:00.002+08:00

Like Hazman always said...

KUCIR DUH...

Yes my people, this exam memang kucar kucir like cirit yang tak dapat di-flush...

And so, i learnt my lesson...dont play and study...dont study last minute...dont be too relax...dont message alot...dont jadi honest if you think you can cheat...

Hehehehe...the only subject i see increase from last exam was my art...only. (Not counting EST and English) First time, my lazy background style didnt make me lose my marks.

And so my people, i will begin my training to be the greatest Hokage i mean a better student and to kick Orochimaru's ass i mean the Mock Exam paper. The underdogs comeback will be repeated again after 2 years...

Today i will motivate myself to play games till i get dead bored so that i will have not mood to play in the future. Equals...more study time...

SMART eh?

The song me and Jeremy gonna sing...our first duet...on our upcoming performance at Arena of Stars in Genting...

I look like Mario...

My Taiko

2009-07-26T22:07:00.003+08:00

Although pretty late, today i would to congratulate my taiko's birthday.

He's tough...

He's fiercesome...

He's the boss...

He's a killer...

He's not to be messed with...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

DANIEL ak. -tut-

WE HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR "MOUSE"

and he looks like this...

It Was Omaha

2009-07-17T23:45:00.004+08:00

During this week of the exam...

When the time for studying...

I felt like I was like this

Trying to get this

In exam...

I am like

Trying to get past through

That sum up my exam week 1.

2009-07-11T00:33:00.003+08:00

I've been busy with pretty much everything over these past few days...

I think right...i missed one criteria in my art folio...MANTAT MAXXX...

Few hours ago...

I rode a car...

Driven by a "licensed" driver and felt like this...

no joke...it was really like that...

I was like this in the car...

no joke...i was still macho...

After getting out of the car...

I was like this...

this picture reflected that i kissed the ground in relieve but still looks hot in doing so...

That was the night i went back at 12++ without getting interrogated by my parents...

Frenchy

2009-07-06T17:27:00.002+08:00

Actually...i dont know what to blog since all the materials i need is in my lappy but due to the urgent need of a backup laptop for the drama competition i dont have it right now.

I think i bring bad luck to pc since i almost broke it and now after fixing it...the taskbar gone and i dont know how to get it back...

Lately i've been hanging around newgrounds.com and imeem.com since the family pc cant play any good games without jadi gila like a raccoon on marijuana...

Thats how you waste one fine afternoon...lalalala...im bored...lalalala...i dont know what to talk about lalalala...

I-M-N-S-ed

2009-07-01T18:00:00.003+08:00

7:15am, 1st July- Few specifically selected students from the class 5A are chosen for the National Service after a deep and throughout filtering looking for the creme de la creme. And those who were chosen are the ones that are going to lead the attack on Singapore.

The Sergeants, Captains, Commanders of Future Army in 5A...

Jude Lim
Logaraj
Canaris Lim
Lau Cheng Wai
Stanley Teng
Adrian Ho
Mohd. Azri
Emmanuel Foong
Su Xing Min
Goh Wenxuan
Lucas Lau
Kelvin Ting
Victor Chin

May these are not the only great people who will undergo this great service to the country...

To Mr. T

2009-06-29T20:31:00.002+08:00

Lets give my good friend Tang Tze Ren a good happy birthday wish.

Here's a song for ya!

Tribute To The Legend

2009-06-26T21:50:00.002+08:00

Im a freaking LEGEND!!!

On this very sad day, i've discovered that Michael Jackson died. I thought it was just a coma but in the end he died.

He was a great man, a great dancer and a great singer (and the man with same first name as my dad...) . Its almost impossible to sing and dance like him.

And so...i hope that he's in a better place now eventhough his tracks are trailing with many controversies and rumors.

His soul may not be here anymore but his legend and music will lives on...

So who's going to inherit all his properties?

Pon That DJ

2009-06-24T21:02:00.002+08:00

Today i rasa DJ...for i believe i can lift this burden on my chest and express it using songs...

Well thats done...time to dance...lets start slow babe...

And that ends today's session. Please remember to get your DJ VIC tickets next time!

SO - HAI

2009-06-19T23:25:00.004+08:00

After a few weeks of rounding up in DotA rooms...i found out about SOHAI. I thought it was like "So? Hai!!!" or somekind of friendly greetings but it is more sinister (and funny too).

According to this Sifu here, SOHAI is a slang which means idiot.

SOHAI is a combination of cantonese SO and HAI.

SO is stupid.

HAI is errrmmm may these pictures explain.

And i was like "OOOOO!!! I love CANTONESE!!!" and came up with banyak ideas...

One of it : I keep saying HAI to teachers and people around school...hehehe they never know what i meant... (is Mr. Lau cantonese? owh yeah boleh say to him everyday)

The rest i dont wana say coz not too sure about it coz im a banana :P later buat malu CINA later.

Hai people! Bye people! Lets shake...the room...zingy zang zang...

Holiday Blues

2009-06-16T21:36:00.003+08:00

Every night susah sleep, every morning susah bangun tidur, everyday susah staying awake...apamacam ini punya badan...takde quality lagi...

I feel like skipping exam and go ahead away with the mock exam. Mok berak saya menahan pressure. Mengapalah dunia ini begitu ber-stages macam game Mario?

Now...i will stop for im too lazy to continue and too malas to crack my ass for any jokes....

Go Filipino! You people always come up what i want...

How To Make Sure That You're Not a Twillight Fanatic

2009-06-14T00:17:00.006+08:00

Lets make some blood boils.

You know that you're Twilight fanatic when...

you think vampires are ALWAYS romantic and inhumanly good looking people that WILL NEVER trick or or hurt you or suck your blood...instead they would kindly ask you first...
you keep imagining them naked under the sun...glittering...
you imagine how their private parts will look like under the sun...
you wondered what happen when a black vampire goes under the sun...

keep imagining...

you want to be Bella...eventhough you're a guy...

she does look masculine...

you hoping that the next day, you wake up, you will see Edward face...eventhough you're a guy
you like being stalk on because you KNOW its Edward...

i love you thats why i stalk you...

you know that by kissing a 500++ years old undead corpse is alright and people accept it
you its alright to love a 500++ years old undead corpse which might have dated and slept with uncounted number of woman...or even man
you will give up anything to kiss like Edward...even on the same sex...

And here's a funny story...i havent read or watch any Twillight related books or movies.

Hate me Twilight fans if you want...because you know...i "purr" you too...

PS: i dont really hate twilight...nor the fans...its just that some people take it way tooooo seriously and damnit...its just an amusing book which mostly filled with Stephenie Meyers wildest fantasy...

If any words harmed you...please know its alright...its just a book...

I feel bad posting this :/

Quickie

2009-06-12T00:38:00.005+08:00

I think i should be keeping this blog alive even though i sudah hilang spirit to blog hehehe...

Heard the news?

C. Ronaldo off to R. Madrid. What a waste. What a deja vu. Isnt this like Beckham? But hey R. Madrid offered 90 million pounds.

Fergie could force Maradona and his big cheeks on the field if he wants to with that kind of money.

But we all know there's gonna be another wonderkid taking the no.7 jersey again. Can you smell that? I think Man U calling me...

Other than that...this holiday is just A HOLIDAY.

A: Vic you studied sudah?

Vic: Yeah...im studying how to fly this plane through that canyon...

B: Hey Vic, hows your homework?

Vic: Doing doing doing...cant you see im buying this furniture for my sims???

C: Vic...SPM almost near...

Vic: I know i know...thats why im shooting all these people...

Well thats summed up the holidays after my magical trip through Miri and Marudi.

Vic: Hey wassup frens?!

All: Sial you...you go lari kahwin with kenyah girls for what?! (expected answer)

Proving the Chinese Boy

2009-06-09T23:11:00.003+08:00

Since im a lazy kid...whatever happened in Marudi and Miri will be slowly posted...thank you for being quiet :)

Lets look at these!

I look so different than before...i wonder what changed me? Owh yeah...im a Pokemon evolved using Dark Stone.

Time to feed the souls with fabz songs...

Welcome to Miri

2009-06-04T23:13:00.005+08:00

This is Victor Chin. If you are reading this...you're one of my legion.

Hey look...the super high apartment got WiFi.

Dont know where its coming from though hehehe. The flight sangat menyakitkan...my neck hurts, headache...ummm errrr...the "stewardesses" were very distracting and my bro took the next-to-window seat.

Walau bagaimanapun, the sightings were alright (thumbs up! if jon was still a kid, he would gladly join me) and the people are AWESOME and GOOD-MANNERED. No wonder its like love at first sight when i see Miri.

The food was also pretty good eventhough the family ordered few simple foods. Sadly, i was busy menjaga maruah dan makan sehingga terlupa mengambil gambar makanan. Maaf kerana menghampakan anda :)

The apartment is neat! Nice space, nice rooms, nice marble floor, creepy hallway, creepy dark places hehehe. This kinda reminds me of the movie "ONE MISS CALL". Isnt that great!?

Tapi malangnya, saya akan ke Marudi esok. Haiy...i want to go sight-seeing and gooooooooo...

SHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG

That will be all.

PS: i kenak BSKL by Agan in the plane :(

Flying With Engine

2009-06-04T16:00:00.002+08:00

And so im off...to the distant land of North Sarawak. The journey will be long and harsh with many dangers and evils lurking at ever corner. I dont know whether i could make it to the end...but i will give it a try. If i dont come back...say this to the cat in my neighbourhood...

DAMN YOU! WHY YOU NEVER PLAY WITH ME???

Anyway...please take care. And there's this poll for you people to vote for... :)

Crap...taxi here...

2009-06-02T22:50:00.002+08:00

This will be the shortest ever....and i hate short post...

IM LAZY AND IM LAZY...I GOT FEW UNFINISHED POSTS TO BE DONE AND JUST TOO LAZY TO FINISH IT...

LAZY...

Little Words, Big Actions With Durex

2009-05-31T14:40:00.005+08:00

A lot of stuff and events happened this week. I think i cant blog all of it though. Damn...

Anyway...29th sudah passed, being 17 seems kinda fun. With this, things could get more fun hehe...

a gift from pn. marianne dan en. maurice as a sign of maturity

Anyway this blog will again endure its hibernation kerana saya akan bergawai di kampung di Serian dan selepas itu berparti di wedding at Marudi or somewhere at the end of Sarawak. One thing im looking forward...booze and Kenyah people.

That reminds me, i havent drink my first booze as a 17.

You will hate this...trust me...the voice so sharp it can pierce your ears...

But you will love this...trust me...its better...

Afundi Hafiz

2009-05-25T18:10:00.006+08:00

Today...Afundi Hafiz the Great and some Singaporeans visited our school.

Reasons for Afundi Hafiz to come here :

visit our school for this is the place where the greatness started
biography video-shoot for the winner of AF like what they always do for every winner
time for Hafiz to say thank you to the teachers (owh riiiiiite)
show us that we too could win AF or any competition out there
he's the sign that we should join AF after we finish school

And the reasons for the Singaporeans from Ping Yi Secondary School to come here :

spy on our achievements
rubbing it on us how "GREAT" they are/WERE
trying to show us that they are "BETTER" than us
spy on our School Marching Band
indirectly showing us that they are much "BETTER" than us
saying that they have WIRELESS BROADBAND too
thinking that their band are "BETTER" and trying to compare theirs to ours
still saying that they have much better WIRELESS BROADBAND

Owh yeah...they dont have a Scout Troop in their school and their school is like ummm...High School Musical punya school minus the good looking people. I made research...err...

This shows us that we should conquer Singapore for they have better WIRELESS BROADBAND.

with that, we can conquer Singapore easily...

I Can't Feel The Beat

2009-05-23T18:22:00.005+08:00

I need a rest...and i need a time off...

Everyday is like working as a pro gigolo...demands everywhere...

Lets go see photos...

now thats a nice professionally taken photo...

nice ice cream...they put some cheap brownie crumbs on top of it...

sadly it was not porn...

Owh yeah...one of my friends birthday just passed sooooo...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA!!!

Errr...hey look!!!

You look better in this one. :)

Karaoke With Vic Again...

2009-05-22T22:38:00.003+08:00

I bet everyone musta enjoyed the last one...

And so here's another one!

DEWA 19 - Dewi (Ang Mo edition)

Goddess I asked
Give chance
For me to repent my sins to you

Forgive for hurting you
I never thought it would be this painful

Oh Goddess...
Hear it

Goddess...
You're my life
I love you till the death

Goddess...
Split my breast apart
So that you know
So that you can

Ooo... Ooo...
Everything happened just like that
No serious with him/her and me
No love and dont have liver
Only 'coz im a man and he/she a women

Oh Goddess...
Hear it

Goddess...
You're my life
I love you till the death

Goddess...
Split my breast apart
So that you know
So that you can

By Maestro Vic

Itu dia...using English Tahap Cambridge. And i want the lead singer's hair...

Karaoke With Vic

2009-05-20T19:42:00.003+08:00

Untuk pengetahuan anda...voting for Mr. 5A has undergoes few changes. So go take a look. Remember...its just premelinary round. So dont bersedih for now :)

Ok...lets sing. Song: I'll Make Love To You (Sarawak Edition)

Tutup mata mu, buat sigek hajat
Dan tiuplah lilin api
Kerana malam ini malam mu
Kita kan parai sepanjang malam

Tuang tuak, buat api
Pompuan, hajat ko arahan 'tuk ku
Dan ku kan tunai kehendak mu
Ku kan buat semuanya, hanya katakan

Ku kan buat cinta pada mu 'cam ko mok ku buat
Dan kan ku pegang mu kuat, sepanjang malam
Ku kan buat cinta pada mu 'cam ko mok ku buat
Dan ku sik mok lepas sampei ko mok

Pompuan relek, kita gi slow
Sik da sene mok pegi
Ku kan focus kat mu
Pompuan, ko ready? Kerana tok malam panjang klak

Buang baju kat tanah
Ku pun akan buang
Ku dah plan 'tuk bersama mu
Pompuan, apa jak ko tanya ku pat buat

Ku kan buat cinta pada mu 'cam ko mok ku buat
Dan kan ku pegang mu kuat, sepanjang malam
Ku kan buat cinta pada mu 'cam ko mok ku buat
Dan ku sik mok lepas sampei ko mok

Miak, malam tok malam ko
Dan kan ku buat ko betul betul
Buat jak hajat kat malam ko
Apa jak ko mok ku kan berikan cinta hidup ko
Hidup kau, hidup kau

Ku kan buat cinta pada mu 'cam ko mok ku buat
Dan kan ku pegang mu kuat, sepanjang malam
Ku kan buat cinta pada mu 'cam ko mok ku buat
Dan ku sik mok lepas sampei ko mok

Ku kan buat cinta pada mu 'cam ko mok ku buat
Dan kan ku pegang mu kuat, sepanjang malam
Ku kan buat cinta pada mu 'cam ko mok ku buat
Dan ku sik mok lepas sampei ko mok

by Maestro Vic...

Master piece ey? Before you go... enjoy the original and get rid my version from your head
hehehe

Footie

2009-05-19T15:23:00.004+08:00

crap...i forgot to clicked 'publish post'...this was suppose to be aired last night

As you all footie fans out there know, Man U won the premier league again...making it 3 in a row right? Damn...i think if i become their keeper, i think they'll still win. Hehehe...

By the way, way a go Fergie!!! Your cunning and wily witchcraft won the Premier League, amazed us again.

I think im tired being in the winning side. And so...im declaring my departure from Man U to...

Yes...Newcastle.

They are in the relegation drop zone and with only 2 matches left...their future is as dim as the butt of a chihuahua. If they drop...im going for...

Yes...Portsmouth.

I see future in them (not because their logo mcm logo Malaysia yang berkualiti rendah). And if they got relegated (coz i bawak soi)...im going for...

Ergh...sakit perut i see Malaysian Football...

Time Sucks Once More

2009-05-17T03:51:00.003+08:00

Somebody gotta remind that sleeping at 6 and waking up 3 in the morning is costly fun! Blazing internet speed and blazing download speed from 3!!! Wait...crap i missed soooo much stuff did i?

Now is 4AM. Before i went to sleep at 6...i got an idea to blog, but now im too lazy to do so. Sigh...

Ok...so what did i miss?

Messenging and chatting. [checked]
DotA-ing and Bully-ing [checked]
Silly comment-ing [checked]
Dinner!!! [checked]

Why did i sleep...

Time sucks...

Bloody piano play stucks in my head...

Ji Hye

2009-05-14T18:50:00.009+08:00

Untuk pengetahuan anda, sebagai tribute kepada Pn. Chin, saya telah meletakkan satu column baru di kanan sana. Jangan malu malu, view dan download saja.

If you've been wondering why certain recent posts there wasnt any professionally taken pictures by me, well its because my phone of my mother's punya duit punya kerja broke down. Display jadi gila. Happened during Prefects Camp, dont know how did it happen.

So send to repair. Coz it suddenly rosak and i thought its a divine intervention for me to change my phone. The best part is...my birthday coming up. Then my eyes were set on few suitable fiance's.

this is choice #1: AliNa 78

And this is choice #2: Himiko Tenshu Cibii Diamondiana

While i the broken phone was under repair, i was hoping so hard that they couldnt fix it. But then, they called, saying it's fix. Then i was hoping the repair cost gonna be overboard like 300-400 till my mum wouldnt want to pay it but instead buy new phone.
BUT...the phone was still UNDER WARRANTY...

BULLSH*T! KIMAX! CHICKENSAYGOODBYE! MAI-KU! MANTAT! ASUK! PUSAK! BABI! BABI UTAN! BABI BANDAR!

But hey terpaksalah saya hidupkan hidupan ini dengan isteri saya yang baru di-repair. I found a name for her. You wana see the modifications they did to my phone?

actually this is my phone seriously...

errr...hey look same colour!!!...

Im Ji Hye or just Ji Hye coz my phone is Korean and is she's sexyyy just like my phone...You want more?

owh wow...my phone is white now...i love my phone's 'wallpaper'

LoveAsia

2009-05-09T00:09:00.005+08:00

Yeah! Weekend finally arrived!!! Sweet ol' weekend...i miss you baby... >.>

This week is bloody ass hectic. Everyday got test. If no test i gotta do my projects. Bloody projects...wewowewowewowewowewowewowewowewo...

Errrrgggghhhh...PMS reaching maximum level(seperti seorang wanita pada pagi jumaat lalu)

Talking about PMS...

I was watching this in the afternoon and after few minutes...

errr...hey i didnt bought that ok!

I feel asleep.

Eeerrr...maybe beautiful ladies talking boring stuff can make you doze off hehehehe...

The road to sports day will start tomorrow. Officially.

709...

2009-05-03T18:02:00.005+08:00

3 days of holidays...is 3 bloody days of hard work and no-free-time.

Ok lets start from...

Friday

la sallian meeting - luckily it was a COMMITEE meeting...i woke up late
ISCF ALPHA something... -uhh...why did we go there again? praise god...riiiite
Tuition -owh man...no specs...sat at the back again...owh well ada people to kacau instead
DotA -errr...this is why i cant download the codec Jon

Best discribe as:

Saturday

SAAA or inter-school state level sports event -outnumbered but we were able to finish it off...plus #709!!!
ISCF potluck dinner at Linus' house -great dinner with great food although the meat was medium rare coz of some talented "chef" plus we sang a song especially for Jon ^^
then DotA again... -no wonder i got so little free time...

Best discribe as:

Sunday

SAAA again -not supposed to come but due to 3 very good reasons, i came...(stated according to priority)

help my poor prefects gang
got post-mortem camp meeting
to see and ask for the number of #709

true ba...eh #709? bak kata pepatah sambil menyelam meneguk air. But sadly there was no post-mortem meeting...and #709 didnt come that day...owh well. Then i went home early coz very disappointed that #709 didnt come...
Art test and folio -this the main reason why i went home early hehehe... I, cursed alot when doing my art test. My paper got ripped (A4 paper ba...not drawing paper), my brush sucks, my paint habis, my colouring sucks...mantat...

Best discribe as:

Well thats it. #709 is from SMK Lake. I wonder where that is...hohoho time for an adventure with my Pokemons again. Im gonna hunt you down...

PS: if SMK Lake is all the way in Miri...im putting this chase down.

Explained by Science

2009-04-29T17:54:00.003+08:00

Now i know why im depress...

PMS

first picture of google image search "PMS"

After indepth research, i found out that among the symptoms of PMS are...

Fatigue: This is the most common symptom of PMS. Women with PMS may feel so tired they can barely get through the day. Some women also may have trouble sleeping at night.

Vic: hmmm i got trouble sleeping recently...and often finding myself half asleep in class

Tension and irritability: A woman with PMS may feel very on edge. Small annoyances seem huge. Often her response is out of proportion to the problem.

Vic: yeah, annoyances...(rolled eyes to Dan, Jon and Ed)

Difficulty concentrating: Many women with PMS find it hard to do things that require concentration, such as balancing a checkbook, following recipes, or making business decisions. They may also be forgetful.

Vic: hmmm i got trouble remembering my phone number most of the time...

Anger: During PMS, normal feelings of anger are often exaggerated. A woman may be more argumentative and lash out at those around her.

Vic: although i masih control my anger...i can feel the fire within...(rolled eyes again)

Depression: Sadness and crying easily are common feelings related to PMS. At times the sadness may feel profound and inconsolable.

Vic: yeah...im sad and wana cry...

Food cravings: Some women crave particular foods, such as sweets or salt. Others find their appetite for almost any food increases.

Vic: hmmm...i suddenly want to eat Ramen...

Breast tenderness: Many woman experience swelling and soreness around their nipples or breasts.

Vic: ummm according to breast specialist Dr. Kenric Chai...wait havent get my report from him...

Bloating in the abdomen, hands, and legs: Some women with PMS gain weight. Others have fluid shifts to the abdomen, hands, and legs that make them feel uncomfortably swollen or puffy.

Vic: hey...my tummy quite puffy...so is my thigh...

Headaches: Duration and severity of headaches vary from woman to woman, but are common during PMS.

Vic: got headaches after every Sudoku game...

So...officially im having PMS.

What?! Its only for girls...meaning that im a girl???

Prefects Camp '09 The Review

2009-04-28T21:08:00.005+08:00

Hey look...free time...where im suppose to something important...but instead im blogging...

Last weekend, saya mengikuti Prefects Camp '09. As the MULTIMEDIA HOTSHOT im suppose to do nothing until the last day. And so...saya pun menolong orang dalam semua jenis aktiviti...

errr...

Soooooo many things happened...i think i've forgotten most of them...

cycled around school everyday during the camp
cycled to 7-11 at midnight on the road
almost hit by a car while cycling
almost knock down each other while cycling
kantoi overslept infront of staff room when suppose to help parish sale

kantoi kids...luckily im not in the picture to share the shame...

sat quietly near the red tank after midnight...felt as if something was there...
slept on the lompat tinggi cushion, canteen, clinic, infront of clinic, auditorium, infront of staff room...you can say everywhere in school...
enjoyed the camp
NO DOTA NO CS for the whole weekends...yeah...FINALLY A FIRST!

with that face, "crap...im gonna regret this" click for better view...

Yeah it was nice and it was fun. The whole weekends felt like a day as im busy doing this and that...but hardly see one thing in the camp...

FRIENDSHIP AND TEAMWORK BETWEEN COMMITEES AND JUNIORS...

What? Its not important? Oooo...

Seamonkeys...

2009-04-22T17:08:00.004+08:00

Very depressed...dunno why...i need some cheering up :D

Anyway ladies and gents...

On a boring Wednesday evening, i was surfing like a madman due to boredom. Then...

I saw this advert about sea monkeys...and i was like, Hey! Cooooooooooool...

But only to know that sea monkeys are just dust. Now im bored and sad...again...

Sigh...

The OVERDUED Post

2009-04-20T20:58:00.006+08:00

Okay...this is it...without the steamboat pics...

Jon's birthday...what a better way to enjoy with...

CULPRITS CAUGHT RED-HANDED: Brandon, Edwin, Kenric, Jackson, Jonas, Su Xing Min and other unidentified suspect...

By now and by the looks of his face...you know what we did to Jon...

They are 2 more pictures which i CANT show due to KIDS and VIRGINS reading this blog...

After that, the sky was somewhat weird...a rainbow. See Jon...got rainbow on that day!

Im dead on my birthday am i? Crap...

Settle Down People

2009-04-19T01:06:00.004+08:00

While I wait for the pics of last night partay from Najib or Dan lets talk other stuff...

Susan Boyle...the hip young granny that shook the world with her heavenly voice. How can this woman...

she looks familiar...

Sing so GILA like this???

CLICK ME DUE TO YOUTUBE RESTRICTIONS

I would like to see this granny take over the billboard charts and toppling all the music superstars...wouldnt that be great?

Yes...people...the world is getting crazy.

So whats next?

A 4 year old that can rap like Nelly? Sure...

Imagine this kid is Nelly...

Owwwwwwh yeah...