Rainfest?! I prefer ZOUK with Paul Van Dyke In It! 10:43 PM

How i wish ZOUK would come here. Then ask Paul van Dyke or von Buuren to fly all the way here to play their music here...ehehehe. THATS HOW TO MAKE LOADS OF MONEY YOU SHREWD TAUKE'S!!! Dont build some fancy shopping complex or some high standard cafe's!!! Build a bloody cool and trendy night club man! See MOJO! Darn!

i want these two to be playing next to me man!!!

What a wonderful Saturday. Cracking ending for the exam. So what bloody hell happened???

• half asleep while cruising through the maths paper
• masturbated to kill time
  
• walked around school aimlessly to waste time
• played some sleazy basket ball
• got tricked by a small kid and injured my palm, ass and sprained my finger and ankle
• went to Summer House to have some refreshment
• set up the first scouts meeting run by this year's seniors
• happy to see atleast 9 people came
• kfc's waiter tricked us saying there are no stock of chicken wrap/twister or whatever bullshit that is
  
• linked up with edwin, sheldon and ezzan and have some "happy hours" in the den
• saw a good racial movie
• saw hellboy II:golden army and had a great laugh with it
• forgot to ask dad to go to some pub and have some drink
• blogging like a asshole now...
  

Talking about a wonderful Saturday. Well i cant wait for Monday, coz im gonna have a little talk with the TL and ATL about having a meeting last week.

Plus i cant wait to get behind the wheel. I wanna go to some club or pub and waste my night there!!!

WE WANT ZOUK!!! WE WANT ZOUK!!! WE WANT ZOUK!!! and CHEERS!

ps: bloody hell..im so hype about clubbing...need to go back to gaming

I Jumped And I Think Im Still Falling... 3:07 PM

Ahhhh...dont you just love SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES???


~contain isi tersirat~
Anyway, the EXAM IS UNOFFICIAL OVER to SOME MOTH[censored]ER out there. Yeah, sure, tomorrow we only got maths( and Islam for the malays ), which is obviously SOOOO EASY, that we all can do it with our eyes close. I would be in no suprise if any of you as[censored]s failed. Not to mention ABSENT on that day. Why? Nothing much really, merely THE ANNUAL RAINFOREST FESTIVAL. Plus they cant even come for some meeting which is not so important since its done by the new board of seniors. But luckily they will miss the big day out tomorrow...Now im done being jealous...
~contain isi tersirat~


I feel lazy wana study...just wana sleep...

Mid Exam Crisis = Too Free... 5:57 PM

They all are watching porn. Why? Its a vaio and the dog is not looking...

Hey look im blogging! Aint that fun? Hmmm you all going to think why am i here blogging when im suppose to study...Well simple answer...

BORED

Sejarah next and everytime i look into the Sejarah book, somewhat rays of doom will project out of the book and lullaby me to sleep. Bloody textbook! Cant they just put more pictures inside instead of words, then ask us to interpret stuff from the pictures...

Oi Kementerian Pelajaran! Im giving you an idea for your next scam!

Hows my life now you say? Terrible but liveable. My phone lies dormant, and the only source of entertaiment right now is Win amp. Looking at pretty colours is fun! Actually im just listening to some good music.

This exam seems to be awfully much more different than the last exam, not by the papers given but much more to the feeling of it. I feel more stress in this one, and i havent feel this much stress since i got that headache, stomache and diarrhea. Well blame it on the suprising exam questons and incidents that happen along the way.

I think its time for me to stop this and go back to study. Burp...

YOU THINK SO SMART?! WELL NICE SELF-CONFIDENCE THEN...CHEERS!

ps: darn...dont you just hate it when you did mistakes?

Crack Your Head, Break Your Bones Coz Its 10:08 AM

THE MID-TERM EXAM IS HERE...



Eat lead bloody exam papers! Coz Vic is here! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[please unsure that your children is far far away from Victor -notes from the Ministry of Health]

What?! You some more?!! Get some get some!!!

[please make sure you're wearing a bullet-proof vest once you're out of your homes -notes from the Police Department]

You want some this? How bout you?! And you!? Im ice cold, baby! Die mo%^#$%!@$er!!!

[Victor Chin aka Vic Wolfe is wanted by the Goverment, dead or alive -notes from the Malaysian Secret Service]

Whahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Berserk Student Found Dead, Cause of Death: Pressure -The Star]


What happen when a 16 year old found a gun and starts shooting to release stress...

Anyway

Happy Examination to Everyone in St. Joe and Lodgians coz Being Happy Makes Wonders in Your Results...Seriously

ps: hey i can read a chapter of sejarah in half an hour...blindfolded!!!

Yep...i can say im now WAY TOO FREE...

Countless hours to study but lazy wana to study...instead i stick my "handsome" face in front of the TV or the monitor...and im killing time like killing mosquitoes...

So since browsing the internet suddenly very fast and smooth...


FUNNY THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN WORDS...

BM Teacher: Sekarang saya akan check semua kerja kamu...

Maurice: Damn damn...[looks at Cyril]Hey Cy! Cy! Borrow me your book...[place book wide open on the table]

BM Teacher: [tapped Mo's back] Bagus bagus...ummm [looks at the front of the book]...Barry Malcolm---[looks at nametag]Huh??? Maurice Wee??? [lecture lecture and pulls Mo's sideburn]

Maurice: errrr...uhhhh...

Vic and Jon: [laughing like retards]

Cyril: [smiling with slyness](cyril took barry's book and mo though it was cyril's so he took it without noticing)

~~~~~

Interviewing Prefects: Ok...in the rate of 1-5...how DESPERATE are you to becoming a prefect???

Vic: [day dreaming with nervousness]Ummm...9.9...

Interviewing Prefects: [in awe and shock] Whoa! So you are really desperate???

Vic: [shock, awoken and out of words] What what??...Ummm..errrghhh...not really...IF 10 THEN VERY DESPERATE...

Interviewing prefects: [still shock] Ooooook...what happen to the 0.1???

Vic: [rasa lawak] I left it outside (i misheard not that im desperate for it)

~~~~

Ada satu budak, nya suka tengok porn, kalo nya sik tengok, nya rasa nya NAK MOLAH. Jadi, bapak nya dah worried dengan anaknya lalu bapaknya hantarnya pegi ke rumah nenek. Kat rumah nenek sikda porn. Selepas satu minggu sik nanga porn, anak ya sik tahan lagik lalu MOLAH dengan neneknya. Pada suatu hari, nya kantoi dengan bapak nya.

"Oi!!! Apa ko buat dengan mak aku!!!" kata bapaknya.

Lalu anaknya kata, "Ko molah kat mak aku sikda ku bising pun..."

~~~~

[different day]

BM Teacher: Ok ok...hari ini saya nak check rumusan kamu semua...[walks and checks]

Jon: [sniggered]

BM Teacher: [looks at Jon's book, taps Jon's back and walks to the back]

Shalom: [in distress] Jon, Jon gimme your book!!!

Vic: You know what happened to Mo rite?

Shalom: Nevermind la...[puts book laid wide open on the table]

BM Teacher: [arrived after few seconds from Jon's side to Shalom's and reads] Bagus bagus...[taps back and walks away slowly]

Shalom, Vic and Jon: [trying to control not to laugh]

Mo: maicib**!!! How i kenak?! [gila-gila]

Shalom, Vic and Jon: [laugh like retards]

Mo: Sigh...she just read your book few seconds ago...how come she cant recognise your book??? How smart can she be???

Shalom, Vic and Jon: [still laughing]

~~~~

Vic and the rest of the gang: ANG ANG ANG ANG


Well thats all the MOST funny stuff that had happen recently...my little tiny winy brain cant remember much...

I hope that could cheer up your day...So now im going to hit the books again...AFTER THIS QUICK GAME...

CHEERS AND HAPPY STUDYING TO ALL JOSEPHIANS WHO ARE TOO FREE TO STUDY BUT RATHER READING THIS CRAP...

ps: red angsa is da bomb!

THIS IS AN AD! 6:35 PM

AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!

Since my (bloody) friend, Jon Lee or Jonathan Lee or Ang or the RED BALLER is promoting his football jersey sale in Kuching, im going to promote his business here. Why? Lets just say...a deed for a bbf.

bbf = bloody best friend

So, if you are interested in it, please look up to Jon Lee, Form 4A, SMK St Joseph Kuching. If you are too lazy to find him, just send me an e-mail. I'll tell him myself then. My e-mail address is

duke_vlad@hotmail.com
(spams are welcomed, reading spam is relaxing)

Each normal jersey is RM65.00 (wah lau weh...mcb punya dealer). If you want numbers and lettering at the back of it will cost more. Please consult Jon in this.

Please note that you need to state your desirable CLUB'S or NATION'S jersey and state whether you want it to be HOME or AWAY jersey.

Remember to check 1st what jersey you want to Jon before giving out the money. His dealer doesnt have every kind of jersey there is in the world so remember to check. For example, his patriotic dealer doesnt sell any Malaysian's jersey which includes all the teams in the Malaysian Super League and Malaysia's National Football team too.

Other than that, Jon need time to check and receive the jersey so dont expect once you talk to him you get your bloody jersey straight away. Be patience, i heard he got his stash from S'jung M'sia. So BE PATIENCE!

Please make sure you hand in the money once you get the jersey. This will avoid confusion and #$^^&%^&* moments.

Thank You...any question please send me an e-mail or ask Jon.




Other than that...i'll not be posting much over this week until the exam's over. Coz i need to study(coughRIGHTcough) and i need to UP-kan my blog since people says my blog getting boring...

CHEERS AND HAPPY SCHOOLING YOUR ASS OUT.
ps: damn...i might crack myself soon enough with the constantly added pressure...

The Week Of The Month... 7:21 PM

Which is this week...WHY?

• Spain vs Italy
• Euro Semi's
• Euro Final
• The week i might be prefects
  
• BK test result
• Scouts AGM meeting

May not look much but hell! Im gonna kill myself slowly this week. With alot of late nights football along the way, damn...i might look like some terrorist once the week is over.

Hold on...you heard that i said prefect? Whoooops... Yeah i was nominated as prefects. Since everyone thinks im GOING TO RASA BEST i delayed the news. Damn! My life as an outlaw is over too soon. Maybe the life as an outlaw isnt my type. Back to the law then...

Once again, my blog has been critised EMO by the local readers. What's up with you people? Just because i wrote down some simply composed poems doesnt mean im a blood-loving, self chopping EMO...(no offense to emo's there). Writing poem is quite relaxing...believe me.

So...i better read some books then since exam is quite near. What you dont believe me that im actually reading? Yeah...some loving readers you all are...

HAPPY NEW WEEK! GET A LIFE!
PS: italy shall win!!! down wif spain...damn...watever team i bet all lost...lets hope i got luck on this one...