My X'mas Wish List to Santa 11:56 AM

Yesterday was the boring-yest day man. I spend so much time staring at the lappy's monitor while listening to music...

Anyway back to the point. My early X'mas wish. Yea, Christmas is likea month away but hey the earlier you send to Santa, the earlier he read it and send it to you eh? =.=

Copy of my sent letter to Santa...

Oi Santa! This is my X'mas Wish List

Dear Santa...

What i want for Christmas are listed down here. If you dont give me anything please read PS.

1. A cat! A living cat! A MUNCHKIN cat! Kitten if possible!

Now i really want a cat or kitten. Cause its soooooooooooooo cuuuuuuteeee! Cute girl in cat suit would do too.. =P

2. Business class tickets to the...BAHAMAS.

Sure, there are beaches here in Sarawak, but hey its Bahamas man! With white people! Although I still prefer eurasian and asian though. But its white people clad in bikinis and tights!!! =.= waddd? Its Business Class too!

3. My very own car! A Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X or Evo XI would do...^^

My last wish list said i wanted a Nissan Skyline but now i want a Mitsubishi Lancer. Why? They dont sell Skyline nowadays! I want Lancer now! I want it to be white too! Metallic white... I can get hell lot attention from ah lians with this baby...

4. A taser gun for myself!


Hehehe...tas people for blocking my way is fun but tasing people for no reason is more fun! Muahahahahaha...cough...haha.

5. Love...?

No comment... Well a lasting love is preferred... Thats all.

What?! Its too short? So what?! Im making your job easier. See my good intention here. Haiyaa...


PS: im gona nuke your little hideout in north pole if you dont bring any of those listed above Santa!! remember yea... or you wouldnt see your wife, your reindeer, your elves, your mistress, your house, your sledge, your porno collection, and your gay partner who left you...anymore... and merry christmas to you

:O Wow! 10:56 PM

Yesterday and today must be the most wasteful days of my life. Been doing nothing other than putting my handsome face infront of the lappy's monitor all day.

i can stare at that for 1 hour straight? sure...

I need to get out from this house and do something useful or atleast.

By the way, x'mas wish list is tomorrow, still thinking on what to wish for...hehehe

Today's afternoon was wasted with music and winamp...thats all. Seriously. I tweak my virgin winamp media player until its top of the line hustler. Installed some knick-knacks, here and there...

Nothing to be proud of at first but finally found something beautiful to be so!

BEHOLD!!! My new Winamp skins!!!

Pretty ugly but its alrite...

This looks cooler but the interface macam taik...

This the best looking one! Its as if its from the minority report's touch glass thingy...
Although the controls are a bit small...

Click on the pictures to see more! Like what am i doing, what music im listening to...=.=


That's all folks. Time to hit messenger again and see anyone worth talking to...hehehe.

ps: you think im weak?! cupid needs tons of arrows just to make me fall in love again yo! believe it!

=P 6:21 PM

That Kenny G's Titanic song will be there for a very very long time...

Why? Too lazy wana change it. Hehehe...

Well enjoy the song! Its pretty relaxing...i think, reminds me of the beach. Aaaahhh...the beach. Soft sands, sounds of waves, gushing breeze, hot half naked men i meant sexy girls in bikini...yeah thats it.

Holiday is pretty boring and lifeless. The same routines everyday...

1. wake up
2. see mirror
3. check lappy
4. turn on winamp and play music
5. check emails
6. eat breakfast
7. play game
8. play game
9. watch tv
10. bath
11. kentut
12. eat afternoon snacks
13. play game
14. help make dinner
15. eat dinner
16. watch tv
17. play game
18. go online
19. chat
20. chat
21. youtube
22. sleep
23. restart again

As you can see, its nothing so spectacular. Been doing this since the holiday starts. Well no life, Mr. Vic.

Yea, Im not going anywhere. So I plan something great to do but tidak jadi. Why? Luck is not on my side.

Well now i really need a vacation somewhere nice to ease my mind from my life.

So today isuddenly I got bored playing games, so I go blog hunting. One blog caught my eyes...my old blog when I started blogging. Ooo...here's the

LINK

Man, the way I blog long long time is a bit different from the way I blog now. Then this post really made me stare at it for awhile. Here's the

LINK

Then I smiled and checked. I got 3 "wants" granted though. Just guess which. Hahaha...

Maybe I'll think of another christmas wish list for the next post. Heh

That's all, take care and stay safe!

The Road to District Camp: Practise Week 2 12:09 AM

hah! who said im emo?! look got rock song there. come on people im the toughest dung in town!

So the 2nd practise week is all about backwoods cooking or in other words masak stail hutan or jungle style cooking.

I guess nobody was in the mojo moodo for cooking that we only cook chicken and fish. Tin style and banana leaves style. Pretty lame though since it was toooooooooooooooooooo simple even an infant can do it. Seriously!

The following contained graphic contains! Warning! If you puke, not my fault!

Before we gotta cook the chicken, we need to clean and chop the chicken (although Jungle Chef Dawson prefer the chicken whole).

Yes, we had fun fisting the chicken. (pictures not available due to people enjoying seeing Vic fisting the chicken) In other words, taking out the inner organs. Then we had fun with the cock's head. ^^

who's a cute little chicken? awww you are! =.=

peek a boo!!! =.=

Now time for the fishes! Cleaning and gutting the fish is a memorable life experience! (eventhough i see my mum do this most of the time) The stench of the fish and the slimy squirmy feeling of the blown stomache, bloodied gills and the the thing that seems to be the brain of the fish...sigh....

Then some kid popped the eyes out. Crap...i'll never look at fish the same way again.

shit...look at the eye of one of the fish! its blood-shot!

How we cook it? Jungle Chef Dawson suggest that we cook the chicken inside a biscuit tin. Either the jungle chef sudah gila or he might be the real deal. So we just head on. Slap the chicken with oil, pepper and salt. Threw the chicken in to the tin, then threw the tin into the fire. Waaalaa!

tin cap Jacob or Yaacob! :P

How about the fish? According to budak kampung Jon, he suggested to cook the fish wrapped with banana leaf. Slap the fish with oil, pepper and salt. Wrapped it with banana leaf, threw it into the fire. Waaalaa! Its was going perfectly until butterfinger Seamus kept dropping the fishes everything he moves it. Ish ish ish...

seconds before dropped by seamus...

seconds before dropped by the same person again

Conclusion? The chicken taste good although it was pretty salty due to overloaded salt. The fish? Some people kept dropping it! Who wana eat it? What a waste of money!

Well thats it! We might do something better and more inovative than those on the real day itself. Hehehehe...

PS: thank you my friends! you rox my world! [and me^^]

Wow! Thats the best clinic i've seen!

Few words to all... 11:24 PM

Ladies and gentlemen of friendster team,

F*** YOU.

To those who I believes hacked into friendster and messed it up

CONGRATULATIONS.

People who suffer the same fate as me.

TAKZIAH SAYA UCAPKAN.

Facebookers and mySpacers who doesn't have friendster.

YOU MIGHT BE NEXT.

Those who doesnt have internet and computer.

MAY YOU STAY THAT WAY IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU.

*To those who doesnt know what happened to friendster, for some kind of reason, most or all friendster accounts' friends list just got deleted or gone in someway. Maybe some people finally crashed the friendster system. Hoooray!

My account was one of it. There goes my friends and unknown people who added me. There goes my ways of communicating with my classmates.

Owh well...its not like friendster is my Life & Soul. I still got my phone and messenger for communications.

This what im gonna do if friendster is my Life & Soul.

Owwwwwhhh yeah!

The Road To District Camp '08 : Practise Week 1 12:19 AM

So lazy wana blog nowadays. Slightly sick with slight coughing and hell lots of thick yucky mucus. Holiday been good. Nothing bad happened yet. Lets hope it stays that way.

The Scouts 09th Troop have signed in for the Scouts District Camp '09 which gona be held somewhere in Santubong from the 11th to the 15th. 5 days of pure fun or terror.

About 14 Scouts were specially selected for this honourable task of joining the camp and are expected come out with something memorable. The participated Scouts are divided into 2 patrols which are Eagle Red and Eagle Yellow and their Patrol Leaders are Jon and Vic, respectively.

If you are wondering why the Troop Leader, Maurice Ian Wee Swee Soo is not in...well he got his own bloody reason why. -Ass-

To keep the Scouts in top shape and condition plus to teach the rest (and also the leaders) few new tricks, the leaders suggested we should have meetings during the holidays. Although this suggestion was quickly commented with

• mcb! still got 1 month what?!
• cb! i wana sleep during the holiday!
• oi! im going somewhere!
• damn u! still long ba the camp!
• gila! wake up so early for meeting!
• sik guna! how come he said this u said this one?
• .................what?
• .................need to come meh?
• .................ass!

But they come anyway. (Ass people)

So the first meeting was all about setting up and checking the tents. Well some of the tents was crap. So it didnt go well.

not pictured-gay couples enjoying themselves

not pictured - number of scouts trying to keep the tent standing

Then everyone grouped together and planned how to do Jon's patrol activity, Pioneering Project, which meant building some thing made from woods and knots. All sort of crazy yet innovative plans came up like balista, catapult, 3-4 metres tall watch tower, guillotine, hangmen stage, torture devices and a tupik which Dawson said it should be called Jon's Whore House.

The next meeting was about building and test drive our project. My patrol was ass-kicked to do model making of an imaginary camp. Its like making a miniature size of a camp with detailed knots and stuff. (This is the time when Vic and his patrol swear alot)

Jon's patrol however, do some wicked cool stuff. They built a watch tower but it was scrapped because it was damn too high and safety is likely to be zero with that bloody height. Then those people got bored and head on with their catapult. It took roughly half an hour to be built finish. Amazingly it can fire! Fire any projectiles which weight less than 1kg. The accuracy of the catapult prototype was up to 10 or less metres. Well atleast it can kill people around 10 metres.

mad-ass at work

Sadly, this cant fire a whole pig into the sky...

they are aiming for the satok building, how ambitious...

So the next meeting is going to be about backwoods cooking or jungle style cooking. Diarrhea and food poisoning are expected.

Gut Morning Mischter Bond... 1:27 PM

Screw my health, time to blog!


Well, the Bond hype is on again with the new Bond Movie, Quantum of Solace which has nothing to do with Quantum Physics and Solar Manifesting Super Weapon. And for your info, the movie continues straight up from Casino Royale's ending if you wondering why there's a big car chase so early in the movie.

I dunno how many Bond Movies but im sure they are alot.

20 + 2 = 22...damn!!!

There are so many Bonds out there! Damn...he can never be killed eh?

Bonds galore ^^

With that loads of bond, there must be loads more villains! From the silliest like Elliot Carver, who thinks he can provoke the Chinese and British into war by stretching the truth in his media headlines, to scarringly memorable like Le Chiffre, where his cold stare, attitude and how he tortured Mr. Bond will make him second to Heath Ledger's Joker and to the one that cant seems to die unless people get bored of him like Ernst Stavro Blofeld, that evil genius who loves to stroke his fluffy white cat, who finally died after been drop down into a chimney like bird poo by Bond. And some villains just died so stupidly like Dr. Julius No who died after Bond buried him under guano. Yes its bat shit. BAT SHIT.

Then comes those Bond girls. Well there are many, many many more than villains. Sigh... That makes me lazy wana to talk about it.

But every Bond cant be complete without his customized cars and gadgets eh? And most of the time, he get to use all of his gadgets and his car got blown up or totalled. Sigh...

The late Q with ass-kicking gadgets

But things do change in the latest two movies, Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace. Now he dont get to meet his trusty gadgets crapping dude, Q and had to rely to pure skill and whooping luck to get through his missions (well he did show his cool SE phone in QoS). To be honest, thats lame folks. Seriously LAME.

Ever since blondie Daniel Craig hit the spotlight as the new Bond, things get a wee bit serious and deeper. Its like a boring Hallmark action drama now with the ever most confusing plot. I even need wiki to help me understand the bloody plot. Owh well, blame the writers not the actors i think.

I still love Pierce Brosnan's Bond movies. Its so silly yet fun to watch. Hehehe...

Damn, talking about Bond makes me look gay. GAY.

^^