Like Pushing A Moving Train 10:57 PM

courtesy of Jon...edited by Vic...all Kuching people know where this "brothel" is...

The title us how my lovely friends have been treating me this week. May sounds slightly insulting but i do like it some other way. Much better than the old jokes that kept playing on me...much much better. Dont understand the phrase...its better like that...

One thing seems to baffle me, HOW COME IM THE ONE WHO ALWAYS KENAK BULLY BY PEOPLE WHEN THIS THING HAPPENS? I KNOW MANY PEOPLE ALSO KENAK, BUT I RARELY SEE PEOPLE BULLY THEM...WHY ME???

Watched The Incredible Hulk this evening. It was marvellous(but not that marvellous till it can win some award). The best boss-fighting scene i've seen this year and the best ending in an action-flick this month so far. Why? Coz appearance of Tony Stark! Not that long----whooops...dont wana spoil the story...Go watch it! Worth it if you understand the basics of Hulk.

Hmmm i feel like wana do some poem again...

Think Back...

Life is merely a game
without saving and loading
without the extra life
without the restart
without the cheats

But i look through my life
eventhough im still young
i've been through alot
some are memorable
while some are better off forgotten
how i wish i could just
forget it all

My thought seems all blur
part of me wants to go back
but the other wants to move on
im caught in the middle
but i had to move on
its no use to dwell in the past
and live to through it

So...

If you think you are my past
and you think im talking about you
Think about this...

Was it worth it?

composed by the magnificent DJ VICK

I bet some people would add some silly comments down there. Oh yeah for your info...im not sad or emo or down eventhough that poem reflect my feelings(12 hours ago)...im basically happy. The happy happy joy joy Vic.

Man i need jokes to lighten up the mood.

A guy dies, and goes to Heaven. When the guy arrives in Heaven, St. Peter greets him, and says, "Come with me, and I will show you where you will be staying." St. Peter and this guy are walking along side of the golden fence of Heaven, and the guy notices many clocks on the fence. Out of curiousity, the guy asks St. Peter, "What are all these clocks for?" St. Peter smiles, "They are clocks for every person in the world," he says, "And they tick once for each time you lie. There is Mother Theresa's clock! Her clock has never ticked once. There is Abraham Lincoln's clock! His clock has only ticked twice." Again, out of curiousity, the guy asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" St. Peter calmly says, "His clock is in Jesus's office. He is using it as a fan."

Who loves kid, wears make-up, is famous around the world and an icon to the 90's? No its not Micheal Jackson! Its Ronald McDonald.

courtesy of Jon...

CHEERS AND HAPPY WEEKENDS!!!

ps: hulk vs iron-man or hulk and iron-man...we all cant wait for the sequel, cant we???

Out the Old Feeling Come In the New One... 7:06 PM

Some dude says, "Here, love...Wana shake hands?"

I bet every one of my friends are thinking of the same thing after looking at that cheaply thought title. For those who dont, better you dont know...you'll live longer, SERIOUSLY.

Hmmm...nothing to rant about other than Holland won against the world champions Italy. From the start i knew that Holland would win coz the Dutch were lively throughout the match. Italy played a good ball but their defences and forwards were quite laughable for their standard(no offense to the Italians supporters). Oh yeah, i woke up early this morning just to watch that match. It was so early, my balls shrink.

So during school, i was drowsy like a hobo who just ate one packetful of acids/LSD/crack. My ears could only make out few sounds this morning like ****** Artois, some Rihanna's Umbrella's parodied lyrics, Doraemon song...and the sound of FUOOH!!!.

Yes, my class is the best there is. And Im proud to be called a 4A student.

Hey you know what? I got a mood for a simple poem...

Untitled AKA Piece of Crap

as time
passes by
so is life
and so
its time
for me to move on
to greater things
as i've learn
my mistake
in the past

now
i put the past away
and welcome the future
for all that matters
is the things
that would come

i could not predict
the future but
i see many
lights and
darkness
ready to succumb me
and so
i must be strong
and wise
to overcome it

as the clock
ticking through time now
i felt
an old familiar feeling
that brought me
joy and sadness
happiness and despair
but
i do not know
whether to welcome
or ignore it
but only to do
what my heart says

only this time
i would do
my very best
that i could
cherish every moment
that happened
to help
more than i've helped
and bring joy
that would last
till the very end

and so
my heart is filled
with different
emotions and feelings
uncountable to you
and me
but i will only
know
this is the end
and the beginning
of a beautiful
life

this crap was written and composed by DJ Vic Wolfe the-not-emo-right-now

I hope you enjoyed it. Fresh from my heart. Sahlah aku seorang pengarang yang hebat. Anyway...

CHEERIOS!

PS: fuooooh!!!

Last Hours Ranting 8:09 PM

cant resist posting this pic since its Euro Fever Now...

Gah! Holiday is dying...we need to send it to ER! Pronto! What?! What do you mean holiday is dead? This cannot...be...Holiday's dead? No...no...NOOOOOOO!!!



Since school gonna reopen tomorrow, i got that feeling of "Damn! Why didnt i do that!?" or "Sheesh, did i do that?!". Whatever my feeling is now...nothing can stop holiday from going away. Even the Agong wants the holiday to be cut short by having his birthday today, on Sunday. Man whats up with him? Doesnt he wants his people to be happy?

I wanted to talk crap about the inflation but since its a yesterday story and everyone have posted their mind on it...lets cut it to this one today...



THINGS I'VE ACCOMPLISHED AND FAILED...

accomplished

• downloaded more 2GB of music files, either pirated or legally
• birthday was not so lame
• able to go Damai
• ate MegaMac
• rant so much until my mums got tired of me
• got angry till i shouted
• stayed in the toilet over 2 hours
• chat like no tomorrowc
• complete most of my homework
• jadi gay...not really

failed

• make a 3 minutes home made video and post it at YouTube
• set up the dinner/lunch for my friends for my birthday(sorry coz gua bo lui)
• kiss a man...i meant ummm...kiss a monkey...
• suicide
• make a post entirely made out of pics
• edit 50 photos for fun
• edit 10 photos for public view
• post a picture of my self naked
• get 4 abs
• burn off weight until i reach 60kg
• make myself taller until 190cm
• take a sexy picture of myself

Owh well its not like thats gonna ruin my life or what eh?

This remind me of something...damn!!! Moral project!!! Havent even touch it! F*** my low-memory brain...This is serious s*** people...NEED TO GO...hahaha just joking. Im so lazy to that worthless project so i'll better drink some beer to kill of the time. What?! Like you have any better idea than this?

PEACE, CHILLS, CIAO, BYE, CHEERIOS! HAPPY ENDED HOLIDAY!!!

ps: always remember...i dont drink beer everyday, only during some kind of occasions or when ppl rasa best wana chelen me thats all...
pss: im not gonna drink tonight...just joking ppl...

Holiday...The Best Thing That Actually Happened... 9:34 PM

killa sunset...

So i bet everyone wonders how my trip to Damai went? I bet every reader who read my last post will be itching to find out the things i talk about eh? Well well well...todays your lucky day my cheeky fans...

Lets me tell it accordingly...


One day, me and my friends decide to go to Damai Beach and relax but with a twist. Anyway, we broke off at school with Edwin and Daniel using Edwin's sister's car while me, Jeremy, Leslie and James went off using a van sapu i meant kereta sewa. A funny journey there, even with only 4 people inside, it was kinda noisy. Once we reach there, we quickly found Dan and Ed to get our bags which were in Ed's sis' car. Then we booked a room, quickly devised a plan how to sneak in 6 people into a room which was supposed to be for 4 person. Room was faulty and was slowly fixed by the bloody technicians. Then we go for a short basketball game was cut short when the girls finally found out where we are.

*i heard Les invited the girls...so dont think im the budak gatal who asked them out...

the monster from the pool...
see the monster in action as it pounces on its victim...

We ran off to our room and get ready to soak ourself in the pool. The girls followed us to the Hilltop's pool but only swim in the other side of the pool. Then we went back. Blablabla...cant remember most of this part. Eat tapau-ed restaurant food at while facing the sunset beach while Jer and Les ate with the girls. Then we went back to collect our stuff coz we were INVITED to the girls room to watch movie with them or is it because we wanted to watch movie there because was better than watching in our room. So we set up the PS2 and watched ONE MISSED CALL. It sure was scary, even I almost pee my pants (luckily i peed before the movie starts). Suprisingly one of the girls didnt freak out. Man she's cool! I admire her coolness...

So we went back to our room and slept after the movie finished. We all slept soundly but James didnt sleep. Maybe too excited that he just touched a laptop or too scared to sleep.

Those are actually small kids in the right pose...

We woke next day with a gloomy face went we found out that James, Les and Jer went out for breakfast and was allowed to go in eventhough it was only for two person. Played some games while eating some Mee Cups while we waiting for them. Then we soaked ourself in the pool again at Hilltop with girls. Had some McD food after Ed's sis delivered it here. Went back down to change and found out that the girls are going to sleep with us for the night. I was so shocked my balls dropped. We quickly sort out our room to be neat and tidy. When those girls arrived, i bet there were this silence so quiet you could hear the next door couple making lo--- i meant chatting. Dunno how the silence died, (maybe after i beat Cheryl and Stella in a game of wrestling) but we had McD again for dinner. Then we watched One Missed Call 2. Totally scary, i was shaking so hard...i hardly can feel my phone vibrates. Then... Jasmine got a missed call her own number!!! The whole room freak out. But luckily the date of the call was over when we knew it.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO...XP
ummm...DO-YOU-UNDERSTAND-THIS-PIC???
ah beng and "so called" pondan(no offense there :P)
From left: The World Most Feared Person with the ah beng

Then we went outside to hang out at the beach. We had a quick game of truth and dare then just talk talk. This is the part when Dan asked that question which shocked the whole world. I was blasted with thousands of questions. Even the music from my laptop couldnt hold out the questions. Then we went back while interrogated by Cheryl. Anyway...i cool down my head with couple tins of beer i bought which i drank with Les and Jer while talking our heart out with Dan. Then we went to sleep with the air-cond blasting cold air at full speed. Shivering like hell the next morning.

oooo...isnt that Jer's girl---i meant nice candeliers...

Then went for breakfast with Ed. Suprised to see Beef Sirloins served as breakfast there. It were soooo cold and soft as if it was only marinated instead of cooked. Then we went back and had some fun alone time with ourself when the girls went out for a swim. After they all went back we quickly packed our stuff and get ready to go back home. While travelling home, me, Ed and Dan sing some emo songs to make the long journey fun(Jas recorded some of the singing moments so head to her page! check my links!!!) We were forced to wait in Coffee Bean coz the shuttle dropped us at Holiday Inn. Imagine walking inside CB with luggage in your hands. SO damn awkward. Then we all went home with a heavy heart.

oh yeah!!!

this is how we have fun

From left DJ and cheap backup singers

Now if i ever found a magic lamp...the first i would make is...

"Oi Genie! Gimme a freaking time machine! Chop chop!!!"

So i hope you all enjoy my report there. Type so fast i barely know what the hell i've written. Anyway...THIS IS ONE OF THE HOLIDAY THAT WOULD HARD TO FORGET BUT MIGHT BE LOST IF ELTON JOHN BRAINWASH ME AFTER HE WAS FOUND TO BE DATING A WOMAN.

There are some pics here too. Havent seen it but give it go.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!


ps: war is near with the inflation going on...so save your money for house and personal defence...but remember BELILAH SENJATA BUATAN MALAYSIA but i go for russian if trying to budget...

remember that people! remember!!!

Back and Slightly EMO...Damnit! 8:00 PM

Im back people. Officially back for business. Sorry no post or updates when im away, got internet there but certainly not enough free time to blog. The Internet is cabled so i need to walk all the way from our room to the internet booth near the reception counter, so thats makes me lazy to blog or update. Should been nicer if those Damai peeps got wireless in every room. From 3 star rating become 5 star man, i guarantee you!

Why EMO you asked? Well...long story and slightly personal. Since my blog is being view hundreds times a week, feel a bit "tercabul" to tell it here. Hehehe...but no worries i give my faithful readers two clues. TALK and RELATIONSHIPS. Imagine a bit, maybe you get the picture.

About the pictures i took...relax i'll post it here after couple of days. Trying to figure out flickr but its a Yahoo! bullshit...so im using some kind of virtual photo album to post my pics. Right now im going to cool down.

So much aimless crap talks i just said...truly now...my heart is troubled. Lets hope none of the 9 people who went to Damai read this. Somebody asked,"How are you and [censored]?" which leads to countless of questions...

Anyway i gotta go now. So tired. Not enough sleep this morning. Got kick out of bed and sent off for breakfast.

CHEERS!!

ps: i feel like wana turn back the time and re-enjoy my time in Damai...how i wish i got a time a machine...

A Short Note... 8:48 PM

It still picless. Internet a bit too slow...hard to find pictures if like this...

Well lets rant a bit about rubbish stuff.

To be honest with you all, i havent seen most of my friends during the holiday...like everyone i suppose. Not only that, i barely stay in touch with most of them, using only MSN and Celcom as the basic communications. So, i barely know where are my friends right now.

Here are what my friends are up to...

Jon- KL somewhere, "feasting" his eyes...
Mo- dating or something rather thinking of his friends (sigh...see El' Soupe' >>>)
Dan- stayed at home admiring his Ipod i guess
Ed- ego-ing at home like me
Emma- doing some "charity" work for his Mum or doing some youth stuff
Jude- sleeping for the rest of the day or rasa emo like his friendster's pic
Shalom- messaging people or went for family outing like the last time i met him
Everard- minum tuak dan berparai
Qamarul- keep listening to classic music from most of his friendster's IM A FAN OF...
Leslie- ummm...well susah nak cakap
Lester- parai like Everard
Jeremy- like Leslie, susah nak cakap
James- go crazy like always(just like Stefan said)
Kelvin T.- like Emma, except the charity work for Mum
Stefan- likely to be sick, or enjoying his life drinking
Julius- rasa best at Bali, and trying to bomb the place like 2 years ago(oh yeah, Kenny Sia's there too)
Bruce- doing his Job week stuff, without telling any of us
Seamus- planning a plan to steal my laptop or atleast trying to buy it from me at 1/2 price(Brad Pitt bought it)
Amiine- exams at the University (told ya you should read your books!)
Justin- amiring the wonders of the internet(cant watch most of your vids coz sound card prob.)
Log- hell knows, likely watching TV
Brad Pitt- he just "bought" my lappy for $12million
Jack Black- cant wait for his new movie
Harrison Ford- pleased that Indian Jones is a big hit but disturbed that the next sequel would be a CG of himself
Sir Elton John- wanted to meet Jon, so EAGERLY
Lil Wayne- making another song with another artists
Sir Alex Ferguson- holiday, life too secure...
Wayne Rooney- enjoying his holiday, but sad that he couldnt compete in Euro 08
Gianlugi Buffon- fired up for Euro 08 and cant wait for Euro 08
Edwin Van der Sar- pleased to be the captain of the Netherlands and playing alongside his national team mates

Well thats it. Dont wana put the girls in there, takut rumours fly around like...ummmm...flies! Seriously, i cant feel the disturbance in the air now...WTH! Who farted?!

I guess thats the rubbish...

Anyway, this boring and picless post need to end. Another note to all,

I MIGHT NOT BE BLOGGING FROM THE 4TH TILL THE 6TH COZ IM GOING TO DAMAI. IF THERE'RE ANY WIRELESS, I WOULD USE THE CHANCE TO BLOG, SO DONT WAIT UP PEOPLE!(dunno what do that meant, posered from julius and stefan)


CHEERS and HAPPY HOLIDAY!

ps: cawabunga!!! owh damn!!! tsunami!!!!!

70th Post...Well Miracle Would Happen Right?(picless) 10:50 PM

I guess not...*todays post will be picless due to slow internet connectivity...or just because im using the laptop now and i wan to play my games so eagerly*

Anyway hows your Gawai dudes and dudette? Drink enough? Parai enough? No? Go to the pub then. Sadly my gawai report today is pictureless because my low memory big head wasnt able to remember to bring along the camera but instead remember to bring Lappy. Let me say it in boring words then.

• slept mostly...
• very quiet coz people also slept
• night filled with meriam buluh gunning the empty sky
• played with fire but rain puts it down
• grilled some PORK (hehehehehe)
• drank a tin of cheap Chinese beer...not anywhere near NICE
• bullied by Uncles and Aunties
• played football but used coconut as the ball
• can hear people dancing or berjoget...dont want to get involve
• Grandparents now got Astro! Maybe air-cond is next
  
• Dad watched Supersport for the whole day there
• barely could watch other channels other than Sports Channel there
• looks like im not the only ones with a laptop back at the kampung
• missed the big celebration
  
• had to go home early coz Mom was worried she might got call up to the GH
  

Well thats the short version of it. Few things i wouldnt mention...like my toilet emergency time, where there was no water and no toilet paper...damn...i spit everything out did I? Other than that...i forgotten to bring back some fresh tuak and coconuts.


I cant wait for Euro 08. Sadly England didnt qualify...but there's other team i could look up for like the Netherlands, Germany and Italy. Another thing i dont like about this Euro Cup is that every match would be televised after midnight. WTH?? Owh well no live matches for me then. Anyway...anyone wana bet? Ehehehe...


Damai here i come...eventhough i rather sit at home doing my homeworks. Since my friends booked a room already, i guess i've no hope of withdrawing from this one. So i better make full use of my time there to relax every last minute. One thing came true from my dream, spend a holiday at the beach...except with a bunch of people who i didnt dreamt of. I still wonder if i can book a room just for myself? Hmmm...

Thats it for today...very boring eh? Coz i also boring...atleast before i play my games.

CHEERS AND HAPPY GAWAI!!! GARUK BURIT AGIK NYAMAI!!!

ps: im a half-blood...half chinese and half bidayuh...so dont rasa that im a Ang Mo who rasa Tribal(thats mo)...

ps: im also indian, korean, japanese, english, mexican, cuban, mongolian, serbian, russian, argentinian, brazilian, romanian, switz, scots, welsh, irish, greek, italian, sri lankan, burmese, siamese, german, french... :)