Yep...i can say im now WAY TOO FREE...

Countless hours to study but lazy wana to study...instead i stick my "handsome" face in front of the TV or the monitor...and im killing time like killing mosquitoes...

So since browsing the internet suddenly very fast and smooth...


FUNNY THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN WORDS...

BM Teacher: Sekarang saya akan check semua kerja kamu...

Maurice: Damn damn...[looks at Cyril]Hey Cy! Cy! Borrow me your book...[place book wide open on the table]

BM Teacher: [tapped Mo's back] Bagus bagus...ummm [looks at the front of the book]...Barry Malcolm---[looks at nametag]Huh??? Maurice Wee??? [lecture lecture and pulls Mo's sideburn]

Maurice: errrr...uhhhh...

Vic and Jon: [laughing like retards]

Cyril: [smiling with slyness](cyril took barry's book and mo though it was cyril's so he took it without noticing)

~~~~~

Interviewing Prefects: Ok...in the rate of 1-5...how DESPERATE are you to becoming a prefect???

Vic: [day dreaming with nervousness]Ummm...9.9...

Interviewing Prefects: [in awe and shock] Whoa! So you are really desperate???

Vic: [shock, awoken and out of words] What what??...Ummm..errrghhh...not really...IF 10 THEN VERY DESPERATE...

Interviewing prefects: [still shock] Ooooook...what happen to the 0.1???

Vic: [rasa lawak] I left it outside (i misheard not that im desperate for it)

~~~~

Ada satu budak, nya suka tengok porn, kalo nya sik tengok, nya rasa nya NAK MOLAH. Jadi, bapak nya dah worried dengan anaknya lalu bapaknya hantarnya pegi ke rumah nenek. Kat rumah nenek sikda porn. Selepas satu minggu sik nanga porn, anak ya sik tahan lagik lalu MOLAH dengan neneknya. Pada suatu hari, nya kantoi dengan bapak nya.

"Oi!!! Apa ko buat dengan mak aku!!!" kata bapaknya.

Lalu anaknya kata, "Ko molah kat mak aku sikda ku bising pun..."

~~~~

[different day]

BM Teacher: Ok ok...hari ini saya nak check rumusan kamu semua...[walks and checks]

Jon: [sniggered]

BM Teacher: [looks at Jon's book, taps Jon's back and walks to the back]

Shalom: [in distress] Jon, Jon gimme your book!!!

Vic: You know what happened to Mo rite?

Shalom: Nevermind la...[puts book laid wide open on the table]

BM Teacher: [arrived after few seconds from Jon's side to Shalom's and reads] Bagus bagus...[taps back and walks away slowly]

Shalom, Vic and Jon: [trying to control not to laugh]

Mo: maicib**!!! How i kenak?! [gila-gila]

Shalom, Vic and Jon: [laugh like retards]

Mo: Sigh...she just read your book few seconds ago...how come she cant recognise your book??? How smart can she be???

Shalom, Vic and Jon: [still laughing]

~~~~

Vic and the rest of the gang: ANG ANG ANG ANG


Well thats all the MOST funny stuff that had happen recently...my little tiny winy brain cant remember much...

I hope that could cheer up your day...So now im going to hit the books again...AFTER THIS QUICK GAME...

CHEERS AND HAPPY STUDYING TO ALL JOSEPHIANS WHO ARE TOO FREE TO STUDY BUT RATHER READING THIS CRAP...

ps: red angsa is da bomb!

THIS IS AN AD! 6:35 PM

AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!

Since my (bloody) friend, Jon Lee or Jonathan Lee or Ang or the RED BALLER is promoting his football jersey sale in Kuching, im going to promote his business here. Why? Lets just say...a deed for a bbf.

bbf = bloody best friend

So, if you are interested in it, please look up to Jon Lee, Form 4A, SMK St Joseph Kuching. If you are too lazy to find him, just send me an e-mail. I'll tell him myself then. My e-mail address is

duke_vlad@hotmail.com
(spams are welcomed, reading spam is relaxing)

Each normal jersey is RM65.00 (wah lau weh...mcb punya dealer). If you want numbers and lettering at the back of it will cost more. Please consult Jon in this.

Please note that you need to state your desirable CLUB'S or NATION'S jersey and state whether you want it to be HOME or AWAY jersey.

Remember to check 1st what jersey you want to Jon before giving out the money. His dealer doesnt have every kind of jersey there is in the world so remember to check. For example, his patriotic dealer doesnt sell any Malaysian's jersey which includes all the teams in the Malaysian Super League and Malaysia's National Football team too.

Other than that, Jon need time to check and receive the jersey so dont expect once you talk to him you get your bloody jersey straight away. Be patience, i heard he got his stash from S'jung M'sia. So BE PATIENCE!

Please make sure you hand in the money once you get the jersey. This will avoid confusion and #$^^&%^&* moments.

Thank You...any question please send me an e-mail or ask Jon.




Other than that...i'll not be posting much over this week until the exam's over. Coz i need to study(coughRIGHTcough) and i need to UP-kan my blog since people says my blog getting boring...

CHEERS AND HAPPY SCHOOLING YOUR ASS OUT.
ps: damn...i might crack myself soon enough with the constantly added pressure...

The Week Of The Month... 7:21 PM

Which is this week...WHY?

• Spain vs Italy
• Euro Semi's
• Euro Final
• The week i might be prefects
  
• BK test result
• Scouts AGM meeting

May not look much but hell! Im gonna kill myself slowly this week. With alot of late nights football along the way, damn...i might look like some terrorist once the week is over.

Hold on...you heard that i said prefect? Whoooops... Yeah i was nominated as prefects. Since everyone thinks im GOING TO RASA BEST i delayed the news. Damn! My life as an outlaw is over too soon. Maybe the life as an outlaw isnt my type. Back to the law then...

Once again, my blog has been critised EMO by the local readers. What's up with you people? Just because i wrote down some simply composed poems doesnt mean im a blood-loving, self chopping EMO...(no offense to emo's there). Writing poem is quite relaxing...believe me.

So...i better read some books then since exam is quite near. What you dont believe me that im actually reading? Yeah...some loving readers you all are...

HAPPY NEW WEEK! GET A LIFE!
PS: italy shall win!!! down wif spain...damn...watever team i bet all lost...lets hope i got luck on this one...

Rojak Day... 11:13 PM

Why Rojak? Coz my feeling is like rojak...mixed like hell...

Guilty

I feel guilty
for loving this
and
for not loving that

I feel guilty
for being friendly to this
and
for being ignorant to that

I feel guilty
for the words spoken
and
for the words i didnt spoke

I feel guilty
for the heart i chose
and
for the heart i refuse

I feel guilty
for starting this
and
for ending that

I feel guilty
for the new chapter have begun
and
for the last chapter to end

I feel guilty
but is this guilty or merely
sense of deep sadness
have my heart
seek the old?
or have my heart
seek the new?

Now there're two paths
set infront of me
neither will lead me into the same place
but either will make a change

So i ask God to help me
For i seek any kind guidance
That will benefit not just me
but others as well...


Composed By DJ Vick...Troubled Yet Content

EMO-ish? Hah! You must be kidding me! Thats a troubled, out of thought mood...

Nothing much will be given and nothing else will be said more...

CHEERS AND HAPPY WEEKENDS...

PS: a few words struck me...for that i wrote that...SO RELAX ppl...

ONE BIG SIGH... 6:22 PM

eeeeerrrrrr...

ummmmmm...people says my blog gettin boring ma...put this lo...entertain them...

I expect all my classmate would go here and look around for that words. Let just say im not going to say it. Yes, i cant deny that im happy about it. Yes, i also cant deny that im also looking forward to it.

Hell...you think im going to shout it out like orang gila here? What the use of bragging this thing around eh? Sure everyone wants it (like that dude who was itching to be it ever since school started...few knows who) many would actaully do the most ridicolous stuff just to get it.

Me? You see me rasa best? Of course no...i control bah. Anyway, i put my fate to God tomorrow...and i hope everything goes well. People, gives thumbs up yeah?

Plus...im not going to do any WEIRD stuff like what Everard yapped about in class, tonight. What you think im that ummm...crazy to do so??? Sigh...

Something strange happen though. The sight and sound of lame lovers insults have kinda stopped. I hardly heard [censored],[censored] and [censored] in the class. Atleast now i the class is a much quieter place now...hold on let me rephrase...atleast now the class is slightly less noisy, for me that is.

Other than that, im bored...for the first time since the last exam...i've been reading books to waste time. Damn...something is wrong with me...need to see doctor...no no no...a specialist...

I bet not a single person not from my class will understand what the hell i just talked about...Looking at the bright sight...thats good...

Nah...i got to go...

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS YOU FREAKING READERS! NO LIFE HUH? TAKE DRUGS THEN...just joking relax!...take gambir instead...

ps: i wonder how long will the rumours about me be spread throughout the whole world...wait n see then...

Peh...Life is Great But Its Killing Me... 7:37 PM

Yup thats right people...

LIFE IS SUPRISINGLY GREAT for the moment(few knows why). But this great life comes with a cost, a damn freaking short ample free time. I hardly could touch my big PC to go online and the only source of entertainment is my phone and my laptop which i bring along everyday, everytime light or shine...those two are always at my side. Well i hope that could make up why i havent been active in MSN or my blog nowadays...

So what have me, the most free person you've known could possibly, up to??? Banyak ooo...sini saya cita pun tidak muat. Some are personal rubbish which i prefer to keep them secret behind closed doors. Now im super, mega, horendously, terribly tired after EURO's France vs Italy match last Wednesday morning.

Maybe i should stop watching late night football matches...

NAH....

Maybe i should stop messaging people before going to sleep...

NAH...

Maybe i should stop playing games before going to bed...

NAH...

Maybe i should stop listening to Party Music before going to bed...

NAH...

Maybe i should go to bed earlier...

NAH...

Maybe i should go to toilet now...

NA---i meant yeah...i think i should go...

CHEERS &*$%#*@# READERS! ^^

ps: hmm ppl nowadays r very creative...a simple 1st name could turn into a full insult...

Like Pushing A Moving Train 10:57 PM

courtesy of Jon...edited by Vic...all Kuching people know where this "brothel" is...

The title us how my lovely friends have been treating me this week. May sounds slightly insulting but i do like it some other way. Much better than the old jokes that kept playing on me...much much better. Dont understand the phrase...its better like that...

One thing seems to baffle me, HOW COME IM THE ONE WHO ALWAYS KENAK BULLY BY PEOPLE WHEN THIS THING HAPPENS? I KNOW MANY PEOPLE ALSO KENAK, BUT I RARELY SEE PEOPLE BULLY THEM...WHY ME???

Watched The Incredible Hulk this evening. It was marvellous(but not that marvellous till it can win some award). The best boss-fighting scene i've seen this year and the best ending in an action-flick this month so far. Why? Coz appearance of Tony Stark! Not that long----whooops...dont wana spoil the story...Go watch it! Worth it if you understand the basics of Hulk.

Hmmm i feel like wana do some poem again...

Think Back...

Life is merely a game
without saving and loading
without the extra life
without the restart
without the cheats

But i look through my life
eventhough im still young
i've been through alot
some are memorable
while some are better off forgotten
how i wish i could just
forget it all

My thought seems all blur
part of me wants to go back
but the other wants to move on
im caught in the middle
but i had to move on
its no use to dwell in the past
and live to through it

So...

If you think you are my past
and you think im talking about you
Think about this...

Was it worth it?

composed by the magnificent DJ VICK

I bet some people would add some silly comments down there. Oh yeah for your info...im not sad or emo or down eventhough that poem reflect my feelings(12 hours ago)...im basically happy. The happy happy joy joy Vic.

Man i need jokes to lighten up the mood.

A guy dies, and goes to Heaven. When the guy arrives in Heaven, St. Peter greets him, and says, "Come with me, and I will show you where you will be staying." St. Peter and this guy are walking along side of the golden fence of Heaven, and the guy notices many clocks on the fence. Out of curiousity, the guy asks St. Peter, "What are all these clocks for?" St. Peter smiles, "They are clocks for every person in the world," he says, "And they tick once for each time you lie. There is Mother Theresa's clock! Her clock has never ticked once. There is Abraham Lincoln's clock! His clock has only ticked twice." Again, out of curiousity, the guy asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" St. Peter calmly says, "His clock is in Jesus's office. He is using it as a fan."

Who loves kid, wears make-up, is famous around the world and an icon to the 90's? No its not Micheal Jackson! Its Ronald McDonald.

courtesy of Jon...

CHEERS AND HAPPY WEEKENDS!!!

ps: hulk vs iron-man or hulk and iron-man...we all cant wait for the sequel, cant we???