Friday, February 13, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day...Crap! Run! Its Cupid!!!


Happy Valentine's Day!!!


Happy me being single for every Valentine's Day in my life!

And happy single-available-boys for every single boys out there!!!

PS: single...and giftless...i've completed one of my new year resolution...did i wrote that down???

Owh yeah! Its free hugs day yesterday!!! Happy FREE HUGS day!!!

HUGGIES!!!


How many time did i say single?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Happy Birthday To Logaraj a/l *****

muka sa best...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOG!!!

Sorry if its too...simple or decent...

Not lazy just too tired.

SAYA BERHARAP TAHUN YANG AKAN DATANG MEMBAWA BANYAK KEBAHAGIAAN DAN KESENANGAN YANG TIADA BATASNYA KEPADA ANDA

Owh yeah...can you get your license as soon as possible? Hehehehe ^^

Another Day Another Tag....

Lets screw this tag! Wooo hoooo!!!

The Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. 
Post the first definition it gives you. Then your own comment below.
Tag 5 people.

1.Your name? 
Victor (First name)

Common name of a playa who'll leave you without saying a word. Also known as 
"hustla", this individual is particularly
good in bed and has vast experience he'll never admit he does, which is why all of his xs still chase him
Hard to catch, impossible to keep, the biggest mistake you can make is introducing him to your best friend, who of course, is going to wanna nail him

This name can also translate to "Winner, triumphant, #1" in various languages.


or

A highly intelligent, smooth talking, mysterious, player, who appears rough on the exterior, but has a heart, you just won't know it....Use CAUTION when in the vicinity of said male species; as they can suck you in and bend you to their will; stripping you of all your values and moral beliefs. Also highly contagious...most men wanna be him and all females wanna have him. Has the ability to turn you into a wimpering ball of flesh with one comment, leaving victim to question their validity for life.

What the hell...am i playa???

Wolfe (Middle name)

one possessing amazing leadership qualities and a tactical mind

or

The last name of a not so famous Porn star.

I think i go for porn star...

2. Age? 
16

Legal age for f**king in the UK.

Thats why we shouldnt have won our independence....

3. One of your friends?
Logaraj or Raj

Ruler and/or King. In modern terms, pretty much meaning the leader.

or 

defines someone who may be from the ferry or hilton area of inverness (scotland) looks bad, smells bad & speaks in mainly slang. also enjoys swearing and drinking cheap alcohol such as buckfast and cider. 
they tend to wear cheap tracksuits, big hoop earings and usally have their first 5 children by the age of 17.

not bad eh log...5 children already...so young sudah ada anak hahahaha....

(for fun) Jonathan

Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.

or

A dumb man whore who has a woman of the night. Often taking them aside to do unthinkable tasks with one. Also, one who hits on every girl that meets one's eyes.

which one you want Jon? Both are very true indeed...hehehe

4. Favourite colour?
Red

1) One of the three primary colours of paint. When mixed with yellow, it would make orange. When mixed with blue, it would make purple. It is opposite green on the colour wheel. 

2) One of the three primary colours of light. When mixed with green, it makes yellow. When mixed with blue, it makes magenta. It is opposite cyan on the colour wheel.

thats lame or

1) a communist 
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)

Communism for a better future! 

5. Birthplace?
Serian

Not defined it says...hahahahahaha...

Place where you can get pork at a very cheaper rate than most part in Kuching and also a trader hub for the surrounding rural areas. So says me... 

6.Month of your birthday
May

may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away

or

cool; sexy; hot

im cool, sexy and hot!

7. Last person you talked to? 

your sister is the girl that will always be there for you and may save you one day, wether you know it or not. your sister may or may not be related to you and could just be an amazing friend, but either way your sister is always slow to judge and quick to forgive. she will always love you, she might just hide it from you.

Thats deep man...touches ma heart yo...

8. One of your nicknames? 
Munky

A name used for someone who is awesome.

Owh yeah!

* Tag five people:
Gabrielle
Julius
Mike Tyson
Watson Nyambek 
Dildo-man

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Poem...Confidence and Free Stuff...


Im making this fast coz...mok main dota later hahahaha...

Too free without homework and this what you'll get...sheesh i think i should find a girl. No life la everyday making dota my wife...

Dunno what to write for your mate this valentine? Here you go...

Roses are green
Violets are white
Everytime I see you
You make my table 'rise'

^^ If you dont understand nevermind la...hahahahaha

Thank you Kenric for your excellent wiseness in poem making...

Damn...valentine day coming in so fast.

IM VERY CONFIDENT I WONT GET ANYTHING FOR VALENTINE DAY.
MY LAYING LOW SKILL WILL PROVE ME RIGHT!
WANA BET ON IT?

Im serious...hehehe unless i kenak prank instead...

Owh yeah...nobody wants the free talentine ticket?! Im not joking...seriously...ITS FREE!!! Unless you want me to ask you out...i wonder if this statement attracted boys instead of girls...

I see alot of obscenity in everyday objects... :)

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Audition...Toilet and a Remedy...

Half a day was gone due to audition. Haiy...its like being the cameraman for American Idol audition. And you know i got a high taste in music... >.<""

Performances? Some are good but mostly are QUITE good. I think my ears got something wrong after all that EXCELLENT performances. No offense...to those who think they were EXCELLENT... :D (the excellent people are not from our school la of course...our school musicians and singers high standard one)

No pics about it though. Too busy running away from the music. Nice phrase... :)

So COTTON CANDY are we ready to rock the audience on the 14th? [Thats our all-boys(kinda)band's name. What are we gonna sing? Check it out on the day itself! Go buy a ticket! The sale is still on...just ask around.]

Damn its getting late...

On the side note...the downstairs' toilet got fixed i just used it to buang air today.

OMG...its so nice to seat! I think im gonna buang air there everyday from now on...and play my lappy there too...

the latest throne in the house

And even got a dual flushing buttons. Either you want it to be HARDcore flushing action or SOFTcore flushing action.

and i thought it was a music player

Salam Sejahtera!

If you feeling horny tonight...i know the thing the kill the mood. Google image search for "Guro". >.< ""

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Deceive, Request and Maths

Once upon a time...there lives a couple living in city. And it was nearing Valentine's Day...it was unknown to the wife that the husband is cheating. So how do the husband handle his wife?

Wife: Honey...what is this lipstick stain on your shirt?

Hubby: Ooo...thats your mom's lips stain. Hehehe i went to visit her yesterday. You know how short your mom is and she really wanted to give me a kiss...

Wife: Owh that so sweet...hmmm...*grabs another shirt* This shirt smells weird...i didnt know you use girl's perfume?

Hubby: You like it? I wanted to buy that perfume for you for valentine's day but i only had the groceries money so...yea i didnt bought it...sorry hun...

Wife: Awww...its alrite... Hey! What are these ladies undies doing in our bed?

Hubby: Whooops...you found the surprise gifts! Happy valentine's day hun!!! I hope they fit well...

A weird story i made up after i step out of the bathroom. Man im weird...

Its gonna be busy weekend for me. With kerja rumah yang bertimbun seperti sampah sarap di belakang rumah saya and Talentine audition where my multimedia gang will do the multimedia stuff and i'll be seeing and hearing people singing or dancing or doing whatever they wana do. Should i bring the detergent, Jon?

I wonder if anyone doing suprise tiger show on the day itself...sure will be a great event...hehehe

it will be very very very very very depressing to know all those girls are boys

Hey look! A request!

I have a new email address!
You can now email me at: dr.marthins5@yahoo.in



- Dear Friend, I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we have never met before, but need not to worry as I am using the only secured and confidential medium available to seek for your foreign assistance in a business. I am contacting you independently of my investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $25.3million immediately to your private account. The money has been here in our Bank lying dormant for nine good years now without anybody coming for the claim of it. I want to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer (the account owner) who died a long with his supposed NEXT OF KIN since August 1997. The Banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than 12 years, because the money will be recalled to the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. Upon receipt of your reply indicating your interest in this transaction, will send you full details on how the business will be executed. Please keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you are not interested. Regards, Dr.C.O.Marthins, Bank Of Africa,Burkina Faso-West Africa, +226-7633-4940

Damn! Im gonna be RICH!!! Gotta tell my dad about it and give this Dr. Marthins a call! IM GONNA BE RICH!!! FREAKING RICH!!! RICH I SAY!!!

Other than that awfully made piece of sh** i found this...



Whoa...i spend two periods cracking my skull open trying to figure out how binary numbers work in school. No offense to my maths teacher. Hehehehehe... :P

I want a ham-burger. A real HAM. The non-halal HAM. Genuine HAM. Juicy, tender and delicious HAM patties. Crap...thinking about food makes me gain 0.001 kg...no wonder my perut boroi...

owh man...its like megan fox but in burger form...

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Lancau...

Before i forgot about everything that happened today...let me post it here...

During Bio class...

Teacher: (talking about skeleton)

Hazman: (mumbles) Lancau...

Teacher: (still talking loudly about skeleton)

Hazman: (mumbles) Lancau...

(Whole class suddenly quiet)

Hazman: (in normal voice) Lancau................(cursing himself in this time i guess)

Class: (Gasp) Wooooaaaaahhhh...

Teacher: (look with stern face) Hazman...

Hazman: (muka bodo) Aku sik tahu apa lancau cikgu...

=.='''''''''''''''

Hehehehehehe...

While playing basketball with my friends this afternoon...i ripped my pants.

Fortunately i ripped the leg sleeve thats all. Luckily...wasnt the butt or crotch area...

And my pants now look like some disco pants. Fantastic...

owh yeah...im the star of the next Saturday Night Fever remake...

And talking about Valentine day...saya akan pergi solo lagi tahun ini...

Well most of my friends thought that i'll be spending some time this Valentine with somebody or going to Valentine Talentine with somebody so they were kinda suprise to what i said but remember what i said earlier...

SAYA AKAN PERGI SOLO...

Hey look i used AKAN so im still available...=.=sounded desperate in some ways...

Owh yeah...i got one last ticket for Talentine. Who wana buy? Im still selling it at RM5 even if you're not my friend. Hehehehe...damn maybe i should just ask somebody out...save my trouble asking people to buy.

And i also i feel very lazy to prank people this Valentine so if somebody pranks you...dont look at me in a certain way ok? Im an angel this year... :)

Good night or good morning or good afternoon kepada mu...