Raya Convoy 12:01 AM

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*courtesy of Clement Sia*

For the past 2 days...me and the gang cracked our ass and head (plus bumpers) visiting people's houses. So, we planned making a Raya Convoy or Rombongan Raya which consists of 3-4 used cars and 8-15 hormones high teenagers.

Well i'll bore you all down if i talk about our visiting...

So...talking about what happened is better

1. Made racist jokes at every house...no matter whose the owner...

2. Jon got "seduced" by Hazman's aunty (?)

3. We got fingered (rephrased:middle-fingered/choi-ed) by a man (errr Malay) who is obviously wrong

4. We heard the heart dropping of our friend who left his car's handbrake up and then the car rolled down smashing a HARRIER...the drivers became more "careful"

5. I got left behind at Dan's house and spent few hours in his room...ermmm watching funny vids...errr true :D

6. I woke like 9.00 the next day where im suppose to go to Dan's house around 8.30.

7. In the end didn't go but instead the rest of the gang picked me up at Choice Deli...

8. Saw Hazman got beaten twice by our Bio teacher's son...who is 7 years younger...

9. Saw my friends making fool of themselves playing NBA 2005

10. Played PS3 dengan muka yang tebal sekali :P

I bet you all tired looking at numbers...may this pic will show you whats next :)

gambar yang ber-hiperbola digunakan di sini...

11. Reverse collision occurs between friends!!! By one of those "careful" drivers XP no serious damages but one of the victims tidak puas hati...but its all alright now :)

12. I was separated again...picked a friend...change car...

13. Last minute change of plan happened...

14. Watch 'Gamer' at MBO...

15. Deeply struck with the concept instead of the flat storyline...almost fell asleep...luckily got James laughing at people getting their limbs blown off hehehe

16. Thought twice of playing Sims and CS...

17. MBO tempat uras cina...>.>

18. Main mata with dessert cashier and ice-cream cashier at the Spring's food court >.> (not bad actually...but sadly...i was lazy to play "the Game")

19. Drop off at the worst drop off location: PETRONAS...

20. Drew W = D all over the chat screens of mostly everyone of my online Messenger contact list...

That concludes my double gempak Raye Melayu days...

Happy Ed ul-Fitr 11:52 AM

Eventhough Im a Chinese but often been called a Malay by my friends for my looks, my vibrant language use and my inability to be really a Chinese...

I would like to say...

We hope you all enjoy your holidays!

Meriam buntut...

Yawn 6:27 PM

Mock sik da feel...i mean like seriously...soooooooooooo tired of seeing questions...like its looking at sun...everyday see one...

Cursed alot even...not that its hard...too lazy to do...too fussy to do...a waste of time :P

Add maths...i believe i wasted too much time looking outside hehehe

BM...first time serious buat karangan...seriously crapping it all the way...

Maths...setelah dua tahun memandang rendah maths dengan tidak belajar dan revise...akhirnya Dewa Maths tulah aku dengan kebodohan hehehe

English...i felt nothing...romantic story sure will be a bum...

Self...too much Naruto and techno music...

Naruto is a bit of bummer. The author started to kill all the characters and even almost killing some characters but some how he made them come back again. Yeah...too cliche...maybe i should stop but its interesting...

I mean like if you're a boy...how can you resist this?

Or if you're a girl...how can you resist this?

On second though...maybe reading "KOF Paradise" is better XP

Mock Babe's 2:12 PM

I've got something interesting to share...

If you go look at my MJ's tribute post, there's a couple of Japs talking about errrrr...adult and business stuff :P

If you cant understand...tak mengapa...use google translate :) have fun!

Owh yeah...mock is fun...i meant seriously. The joy peace and quiet in the morning, no rush no pain...just sit down, write things down slow and steady. Go home, relax, study...its like school paradise (without the anime girls)...

For recreational purposes...

No offense to Jon but im sure thats no American Cracked writer...

Wireless Magic 9:21 AM

Im back but cant enjoy...mock just started...

Owh well...

But hey...i can run around the house while im online!!!

Hehehe...no pics...my bad...

Short Note Which Took A Whole Thick Black "Bush" To Grow 8:48 PM

Currently...my modem's dead... mati dirogol oleh some people (my mum hehehe)

Thats why my blog macam mati, the facebook no life...haiy...so much good crack is flying around when i cant connect...what the hell man...

Now im using the dial-up connection...desperate times...so slow it reminds me of the baby days of internet...where people would leave their pc on downloading Pam Anderson's ahem tape :) eventhough it was short, and quality like taik asuk...

Facebook took hours to load...ini pun sama...

So to talk about...but got to go...this dial-up use money for eaxh minute...4cents/minute, like the chinese banana say, CHAP-LUI...

I bet i can grow boobs once this post is done uploading...

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