Brief Holiday 3:11 AM

 Brief

 Holiday :P

Hello peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepaalllllllllllll...

Im back from my trip to the asylum. Since this Tuesday, im at home for my brief semester break/holiday.

Well its not really that brief if you make good use of it though.

For me...i just wasted it all away. Seriously...i cant think of anything fruitful to do other than exercise my ass of with my just-learnt army's physical training moves :D

 this is me in 3 years time

And like that army sergeant said...

"Exercise lah supaya badan CARAGAS macam ASAKAR"

Funny guy...

To be honest, PLKN aint that bad. Everything is nice, even the most vicious trainer has his soft side and the activities aint that bad (unless you hurt some vital parts of the body like your heels then do marching then its hell).  The things i hate about PLKN is the limited time here and there, especially our sleeping time and the my fellow comrades.

You cant expect us to do our very best when our super tired body rested for 4-5 hours only. We are still kids alright. Some of my fellow comrades are how you say...stubborn like barnacles and their stubbornness will often lead me and our company down.

If you're keeping tabs on my facebook, i ranted about how i was a candidate for Ketua Kompeni or Company leader which is just the captain of the groupie. Well...i didnt get it since i was away for my JPA interview, i didnt took their interview and since they ran out of choices for the lowest ranked guy, the Platoon Sergeant, they took me in without the interview and observations. Well...fair play.

Anyway..im stopping here. Bye...im not sleeping my ass off tonight :D

WITCHCRAFT 12:15 AM

Due to my immense knowledge in the dark arts of negotiating i was able to get extra 4 more holidays under the excuse of my JPA interview.

Now i dont know whether to feel happy or sad.

Im happy that im able to spend more time with family, friends and lot more time for myself. (seriously, ns is a place where u cant think for yourself)

Im sad that i might lose my penghulu-ship coz supposedly got interview for the candidates of penghulu and i wanted to spend more time with my dorm-mates and company mates, bunch of interesting people they are. Owh well...gotta deal with stuff one by one.

Anyway...

HAPPY EASTER AND GOD BLESSED YOU ALL. 

Dont use me as an example. Im not really that good boy type hehehe

QUICKIE?...MEOWRR 3:28 AM

Damn...

5 days in camp felt like 2 weeks and when i arrived home for my leave, the camp felt like it happened in a day.

2 days at home felt like a week... Wait...felt like half a day now :(

A short post trying to be long here... :(

Pic of the month? :D

Lollipops is the answer :D Ice creams can also be used :D

And here is a random facebook pic :D

>.>

LAST 9:00 PM

This will be the last blog post for this month. And also might be the last post for 3 months. Why?

NATIONAL SERVICE OF COURSE.

Sometimes when i compare our, Malaysian National Service with the Korean's and Chinese ones, ours are like kids play. Like seriously...they train their boys into soldiers. Then yet again...some kids complain so much.

That was short....

Nah...

KERJA 12:40 AM

Its been a long time since i talk about careers...

Some time ago...maybe during the middle ages, i said i wana be cook or a chef or some dude who deals with food.

If you havent updated yourself with me...i give up on that ambition long time ago. Why? I see myself to be the guy who cook for the fun of it, coz that is where the taste of my food cums i mean comes.

this is not the reason why

Now...im seeking for something to do with designing. Although till today, i still cant make up my mind with what part of designing i should go.

Either i'll get something like industrial designer and design something like

who knows...got some idiot gonna make Lambo UrasX2 ka...

Or be a interior designer and make this

welcome to my toilet

Or be a graphics designer and create this

i might even be doing more crappy stuff than that

Or be a multimedia designer and make fabulous pornos.

 he's gonna be my future pornstar

My career choice seems weird to some people coz being a bloody "STRAIGHT-A" kid, people expect you to get something more respectable like being a plastic surgeon who does boobs change, a weapons engineer who creates weapons of mass destruction, a bio-scientist looking for a viral disease that could mimic the same effect as the Umbrella Corps.' zombie virus or being a nice nerdy clerk who works for morons.

Owh well....

If all cant work, i still taking my mining job as an option. And guess what? I might opting for naval academy and be a sailor or even better a captain. Pays even better than some commercial pilots and hell yeah there're storms which makes every trip memorable. :D

 i might be seeing that everyday

Also, i might look into the possibility of seeing myself with the Tentera Udara DiRaja Malaysia or TUDM. And if you think that is low grade, wait till i save your ass when Thailand and Indonesia invades Malaysia.

i wonder if i deliberately drop that at someone's house :D

Woooh...

JUST ANOTHER DAY 6:20 PM

Today, I saw an (chinese) angel.

She was sitting in front of me. Listening to her music.

She is pretty with smooth ponytail and slender body.

My mind was forcing me to greet her.

Then my mind I went deep into fantasies.

I see myself dating at the mall...

Watching movie together...

Eating dinner together...

Then I see myself marrying her with huge crowds...

Then we have our honeymoon at a nice tropical beach resort...

We bought a nice villa on the foot of the Swiss alps...

Lastly we spend our old days together in--- WTF is that?!!!

With my big glaring eyes...I saw her butt crack...so revealing. so round, so white...so so so...damnnnn...

Then my mind switch to the thoughts whether she is wearing any panties or not.

Then i thought was if the dog pulled her jeans...what will happen?

Then she had to go.

And I was alone again. I didnt even greet her in the end.

B(L)ACK IN BLACK 6:04 PM

 Minta maaf if i hilang too long...been busy with the scholarship and future education crap. Anyway I can think of anything to write about soooo... random pics!!!