Like Pushing A Moving Train 10:57 PM

courtesy of Jon...edited by Vic...all Kuching people know where this "brothel" is...

The title us how my lovely friends have been treating me this week. May sounds slightly insulting but i do like it some other way. Much better than the old jokes that kept playing on me...much much better. Dont understand the phrase...its better like that...

One thing seems to baffle me, HOW COME IM THE ONE WHO ALWAYS KENAK BULLY BY PEOPLE WHEN THIS THING HAPPENS? I KNOW MANY PEOPLE ALSO KENAK, BUT I RARELY SEE PEOPLE BULLY THEM...WHY ME???

Watched The Incredible Hulk this evening. It was marvellous(but not that marvellous till it can win some award). The best boss-fighting scene i've seen this year and the best ending in an action-flick this month so far. Why? Coz appearance of Tony Stark! Not that long----whooops...dont wana spoil the story...Go watch it! Worth it if you understand the basics of Hulk.

Hmmm i feel like wana do some poem again...

Think Back...

Life is merely a game
without saving and loading
without the extra life
without the restart
without the cheats

But i look through my life
eventhough im still young
i've been through alot
some are memorable
while some are better off forgotten
how i wish i could just
forget it all

My thought seems all blur
part of me wants to go back
but the other wants to move on
im caught in the middle
but i had to move on
its no use to dwell in the past
and live to through it

So...

If you think you are my past
and you think im talking about you
Think about this...

Was it worth it?

composed by the magnificent DJ VICK

I bet some people would add some silly comments down there. Oh yeah for your info...im not sad or emo or down eventhough that poem reflect my feelings(12 hours ago)...im basically happy. The happy happy joy joy Vic.

Man i need jokes to lighten up the mood.

A guy dies, and goes to Heaven. When the guy arrives in Heaven, St. Peter greets him, and says, "Come with me, and I will show you where you will be staying." St. Peter and this guy are walking along side of the golden fence of Heaven, and the guy notices many clocks on the fence. Out of curiousity, the guy asks St. Peter, "What are all these clocks for?" St. Peter smiles, "They are clocks for every person in the world," he says, "And they tick once for each time you lie. There is Mother Theresa's clock! Her clock has never ticked once. There is Abraham Lincoln's clock! His clock has only ticked twice." Again, out of curiousity, the guy asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" St. Peter calmly says, "His clock is in Jesus's office. He is using it as a fan."

Who loves kid, wears make-up, is famous around the world and an icon to the 90's? No its not Micheal Jackson! Its Ronald McDonald.

courtesy of Jon...

CHEERS AND HAPPY WEEKENDS!!!

ps: hulk vs iron-man or hulk and iron-man...we all cant wait for the sequel, cant we???

Out the Old Feeling Come In the New One... 7:06 PM

Some dude says, "Here, love...Wana shake hands?"

I bet every one of my friends are thinking of the same thing after looking at that cheaply thought title. For those who dont, better you dont know...you'll live longer, SERIOUSLY.

Hmmm...nothing to rant about other than Holland won against the world champions Italy. From the start i knew that Holland would win coz the Dutch were lively throughout the match. Italy played a good ball but their defences and forwards were quite laughable for their standard(no offense to the Italians supporters). Oh yeah, i woke up early this morning just to watch that match. It was so early, my balls shrink.

So during school, i was drowsy like a hobo who just ate one packetful of acids/LSD/crack. My ears could only make out few sounds this morning like ****** Artois, some Rihanna's Umbrella's parodied lyrics, Doraemon song...and the sound of FUOOH!!!.

Yes, my class is the best there is. And Im proud to be called a 4A student.

Hey you know what? I got a mood for a simple poem...

Untitled AKA Piece of Crap

as time
passes by
so is life
and so
its time
for me to move on
to greater things
as i've learn
my mistake
in the past

now
i put the past away
and welcome the future
for all that matters
is the things
that would come

i could not predict
the future but
i see many
lights and
darkness
ready to succumb me
and so
i must be strong
and wise
to overcome it

as the clock
ticking through time now
i felt
an old familiar feeling
that brought me
joy and sadness
happiness and despair
but
i do not know
whether to welcome
or ignore it
but only to do
what my heart says

only this time
i would do
my very best
that i could
cherish every moment
that happened
to help
more than i've helped
and bring joy
that would last
till the very end

and so
my heart is filled
with different
emotions and feelings
uncountable to you
and me
but i will only
know
this is the end
and the beginning
of a beautiful
life

this crap was written and composed by DJ Vic Wolfe the-not-emo-right-now

I hope you enjoyed it. Fresh from my heart. Sahlah aku seorang pengarang yang hebat. Anyway...

CHEERIOS!

PS: fuooooh!!!

Last Hours Ranting 8:09 PM

cant resist posting this pic since its Euro Fever Now...

Gah! Holiday is dying...we need to send it to ER! Pronto! What?! What do you mean holiday is dead? This cannot...be...Holiday's dead? No...no...NOOOOOOO!!!



Since school gonna reopen tomorrow, i got that feeling of "Damn! Why didnt i do that!?" or "Sheesh, did i do that?!". Whatever my feeling is now...nothing can stop holiday from going away. Even the Agong wants the holiday to be cut short by having his birthday today, on Sunday. Man whats up with him? Doesnt he wants his people to be happy?

I wanted to talk crap about the inflation but since its a yesterday story and everyone have posted their mind on it...lets cut it to this one today...



THINGS I'VE ACCOMPLISHED AND FAILED...

accomplished

• downloaded more 2GB of music files, either pirated or legally
• birthday was not so lame
• able to go Damai
• ate MegaMac
• rant so much until my mums got tired of me
• got angry till i shouted
• stayed in the toilet over 2 hours
• chat like no tomorrowc
• complete most of my homework
• jadi gay...not really

failed

• make a 3 minutes home made video and post it at YouTube
• set up the dinner/lunch for my friends for my birthday(sorry coz gua bo lui)
• kiss a man...i meant ummm...kiss a monkey...
• suicide
• make a post entirely made out of pics
• edit 50 photos for fun
• edit 10 photos for public view
• post a picture of my self naked
• get 4 abs
• burn off weight until i reach 60kg
• make myself taller until 190cm
• take a sexy picture of myself

Owh well its not like thats gonna ruin my life or what eh?

This remind me of something...damn!!! Moral project!!! Havent even touch it! F*** my low-memory brain...This is serious s*** people...NEED TO GO...hahaha just joking. Im so lazy to that worthless project so i'll better drink some beer to kill of the time. What?! Like you have any better idea than this?

PEACE, CHILLS, CIAO, BYE, CHEERIOS! HAPPY ENDED HOLIDAY!!!

ps: always remember...i dont drink beer everyday, only during some kind of occasions or when ppl rasa best wana chelen me thats all...
pss: im not gonna drink tonight...just joking ppl...