Deceive, Request and Maths 3:14 PM

Once upon a time...there lives a couple living in city. And it was nearing Valentine's Day...it was unknown to the wife that the husband is cheating. So how do the husband handle his wife?

Wife: Honey...what is this lipstick stain on your shirt?

Hubby: Ooo...thats your mom's lips stain. Hehehe i went to visit her yesterday. You know how short your mom is and she really wanted to give me a kiss...

Wife: Owh that so sweet...hmmm...*grabs another shirt* This shirt smells weird...i didnt know you use girl's perfume?

Hubby: You like it? I wanted to buy that perfume for you for valentine's day but i only had the groceries money so...yea i didnt bought it...sorry hun...

Wife: Awww...its alrite... Hey! What are these ladies undies doing in our bed?

Hubby: Whooops...you found the surprise gifts! Happy valentine's day hun!!! I hope they fit well...

A weird story i made up after i step out of the bathroom. Man im weird...

Its gonna be busy weekend for me. With kerja rumah yang bertimbun seperti sampah sarap di belakang rumah saya and Talentine audition where my multimedia gang will do the multimedia stuff and i'll be seeing and hearing people singing or dancing or doing whatever they wana do. Should i bring the detergent, Jon?

I wonder if anyone doing suprise tiger show on the day itself...sure will be a great event...hehehe

it will be very very very very very depressing to know all those girls are boys

Hey look! A request!

I have a new email address!

You can now email me at: dr.marthins5@yahoo.in



- Dear Friend, I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we have never met before, but need not to worry as I am using the only secured and confidential medium available to seek for your foreign assistance in a business. I am contacting you independently of my investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $25.3million immediately to your private account. The money has been here in our Bank lying dormant for nine good years now without anybody coming for the claim of it. I want to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer (the account owner) who died a long with his supposed NEXT OF KIN since August 1997. The Banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than 12 years, because the money will be recalled to the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. Upon receipt of your reply indicating your interest in this transaction, will send you full details on how the business will be executed. Please keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you are not interested. Regards, Dr.C.O.Marthins, Bank Of Africa,Burkina Faso-West Africa, +226-7633-4940

Damn! Im gonna be RICH!!! Gotta tell my dad about it and give this Dr. Marthins a call! IM GONNA BE RICH!!! FREAKING RICH!!! RICH I SAY!!!

Other than that awfully made piece of sh** i found this...



Whoa...i spend two periods cracking my skull open trying to figure out how binary numbers work in school. No offense to my maths teacher. Hehehehehe... :P

I want a ham-burger. A real HAM. The non-halal HAM. Genuine HAM. Juicy, tender and delicious HAM patties. Crap...thinking about food makes me gain 0.001 kg...no wonder my perut boroi...

owh man...its like megan fox but in burger form...

Lancau... 10:14 PM

Before i forgot about everything that happened today...let me post it here...

During Bio class...

Teacher: (talking about skeleton)

Hazman: (mumbles) Lancau...

Teacher: (still talking loudly about skeleton)

Hazman: (mumbles) Lancau...

(Whole class suddenly quiet)

Hazman: (in normal voice) Lancau................(cursing himself in this time i guess)

Class: (Gasp) Wooooaaaaahhhh...

Teacher: (look with stern face) Hazman...

Hazman: (muka bodo) Aku sik tahu apa lancau cikgu...

=.='''''''''''''''

Hehehehehehe...

While playing basketball with my friends this afternoon...i ripped my pants.

Fortunately i ripped the leg sleeve thats all. Luckily...wasnt the butt or crotch area...

And my pants now look like some disco pants. Fantastic...

owh yeah...im the star of the next Saturday Night Fever remake...

And talking about Valentine day...saya akan pergi solo lagi tahun ini...

Well most of my friends thought that i'll be spending some time this Valentine with somebody or going to Valentine Talentine with somebody so they were kinda suprise to what i said but remember what i said earlier...

SAYA AKAN PERGI SOLO...

Hey look i used AKAN so im still available...=.=sounded desperate in some ways...

Owh yeah...i got one last ticket for Talentine. Who wana buy? Im still selling it at RM5 even if you're not my friend. Hehehehe...damn maybe i should just ask somebody out...save my trouble asking people to buy.

And i also i feel very lazy to prank people this Valentine so if somebody pranks you...dont look at me in a certain way ok? Im an angel this year... :)

Good night or good morning or good afternoon kepada mu...

Im Fibonacci. Leonardo Fibonacci... And Im Gay. 8:16 PM

That is among the random things me and Jeremy said every time when we are a bit too free. Hmmm...gay name. I wonder who used his gayish name as an email address. *staring at that rasa best person*

I got this new horror game called...

DEAD SPACE

few of the serene moments in the game before some monster starts ambushing you from every side

Oooo...the space is dead or dead is the space or whatever la. Very very interesting. Its like playing Resident Evil in outer space using space-age weapons and body armor. And they have these cib** blade-limbs-monsters-from-hell that can popped out of nowhere and starts to kiss you in the neck with munching teeth and these fu***ing baby-tentacles-rat-monster-from-7th level of hell. But hey its a good horror game to play.

I love Wednesday. Its the only do-nothing day i got. I love Wednesday. I should make a Wednesday card for my love for Wednesday. I should change my relationship status to 'in relationship with Wednesday' in my facebook. Wait...nobody in this world is named Wednesday right?Got?! Owh well then...i sayang Rabu.

Yawn...im bored.

Well this song describe how im now...or kinda or something...

Ish...i sounds depress...well not really...look im happy :D

Aust Open Rocks!!! 9:53 PM

How to start off the brand new day of school after a a week of holiday?

Nescafe?

NO!!!! Wake up late like 6.30...not by you yourself but the whole family. Wooooo...

Yes. This what happened to my family today. Blame it on the parents i guess for watching Australian Open Final for 4 hours straight. Without dinner or rest. Yes...it was a tennis FEST. And for everyone...

NADAL BEAT FEDERER

Me no tennis fan but when you got a dad who kept yapping about the match, well you gotta said it somehow.

siapa lagi hot? =.=

I got that urge to go to some club and have a drink, chat with the people and dance with full bass and beat of house music. Hehehehe...my mood very pelik. Can switch from emo to jiwang to clubbing. What you call this bullsh** again? Mood wanker? Swinger? Whatever la...atleast you get the idea eh?

Want a clubbing music? Nah...

Nice vid eh?^^

This picture is dedicated to...

so what if your brief's Pierre Cardin, Ed...my boxer's Edwin >.>

Happy sejahtera. I ucapkan pada U.

Bye January, Bye CNY...Owh Hello February...Damn... 5:36 PM

japanese...and you know whats the most right girl laughing at...

The first thing i said after i stepped out of my room...

"Ci**i...Sunday already..."

The first thing i said when i stepped out of my bathroom...

"Celaka...tomorrow school"

The first thing i said when i was watching Enchanted on tv...

"F**k...its February..."

Well thats how my day started. Can't believe holiday ended so fast. Its like it never happened.

Im not really sure what homework i have so i just did anything that seems to look like a homework. Hey...PJK got homework right? What?!

I've stayed away from my Gameboy Emulators. Why? My Pokemon wont evolve until i trade the bloody Pokemon and i've been using the wrong emulator that cant link to another emulator. That means i've to started the stupid game all over again. Sigh...you know how hard is it to get a Gyrados????

I got so much draft that suppose to be completed and finish but my friends keep asking me when i was blogging, "Vic Vic Vic DotA DotA...". Yeah like last night. Spent half an hour or more just to create a game that everyone can see. But its the final holiday night game that we all truly enjoyed. Hey Jon and Dan...siapa dapat MONSTER KILL??? :D (DotA players may only understand)

Hmmm...something i really dread about February. The time when everything and everyone goes smoochy smooch or lovey lovey or muahxx muahxx. Yes. 14th. Errghhh its not that i hate Valentine's Day (V-day) just that people around started to be a bit different. >.<>

Plus, why is there so much big deal on the 14th??? Is that the only day you will act sweet and nice (plus romantic) to your mate? If you really love your mate, why dont make V-day, everyday?So everyone...lets banned V-day!!! Wait...ooo...V-day is day where gifts and flowers are on sale eh? With special deliveries included? Ooo...i take it back about banning V-day. Good for business. :)

its wrong alrite...eventhough you want to...

Im kinda listened to these few songs quite alot these days. Since that music player somewhere on the top right is getting laggy, i guna youtube la...

Remakes is nice when they did it right. Well this almost right. ALMOST.

Jon its a break-up song but i say its a back-together song...

That my friends is not the official video. But hey...atleast the song is nice eh?



The last...well it had to be emo. Damn song...makes me almost teary. ALMOST.

Olalalalalala...thats all for today! Enjoy school or whatever you are gonna do?