Anyway back to the point. My early X'mas wish. Yea, Christmas is likea month away but hey the earlier you send to Santa, the earlier he read it and send it to you eh? =.=
Copy of my sent letter to Santa...
Copy of my sent letter to Santa...
Oi Santa! This is my X'mas Wish List
Dear Santa...
What i want for Christmas are listed down here. If you dont give me anything please read PS.
1. A cat! A living cat! A MUNCHKIN cat! Kitten if possible!
Now i really want a cat or kitten. Cause its soooooooooooooo cuuuuuuteeee! Cute girl in cat suit would do too.. =P
2. Business class tickets to the...BAHAMAS.
Sure, there are beaches here in Sarawak, but hey its Bahamas man! With white people! Although I still prefer eurasian and asian though. But its white people clad in bikinis and tights!!! =.= waddd? Its Business Class too!
3. My very own car! A Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X or Evo XI would do...^^
My last wish list said i wanted a Nissan Skyline but now i want a Mitsubishi Lancer. Why? They dont sell Skyline nowadays! I want Lancer now! I want it to be white too! Metallic white... I can get hell lot attention from ah lians with this baby...
4. A taser gun for myself!
Hehehe...tas people for blocking my way is fun but tasing people for no reason is more fun! Muahahahahaha...cough...haha.
5. Love...?
No comment... Well a lasting love is preferred... Thats all.
What?! Its too short? So what?! Im making your job easier. See my good intention here. Haiyaa...
PS: im gona nuke your little hideout in north pole if you dont bring any of those listed above Santa!! remember yea... or you wouldnt see your wife, your reindeer, your elves, your mistress, your house, your sledge, your porno collection, and your gay partner who left you...anymore... and merry christmas to you
4. A taser gun for myself!
Hehehe...tas people for blocking my way is fun but tasing people for no reason is more fun! Muahahahahaha...cough...haha.
5. Love...?
No comment... Well a lasting love is preferred... Thats all.
What?! Its too short? So what?! Im making your job easier. See my good intention here. Haiyaa...
PS: im gona nuke your little hideout in north pole if you dont bring any of those listed above Santa!! remember yea... or you wouldnt see your wife, your reindeer, your elves, your mistress, your house, your sledge, your porno collection, and your gay partner who left you...anymore... and merry christmas to you