Saturday, January 23, 2010

True Colours

Some people have weird names. Like...

Barry WHITE



Hey wait...he's black...Im confuse.

Hmm maybe its a creative name.



How bout...

Jack BLACK



He's not african-american? Whats up yo?!


no wonder you didnt get the role mr. black


Why cant you people do like him.

Jack WHITE


Friday, January 22, 2010

Psyche!

Few weeks back i've been pleasuring myself with this:



Yeah its Psycho. Pretty old movie but you still can view it in Cinemax if you're free enough. But this is legendary movie. Its among the very first slasher-cum-horror-cum-logical-movie.

And from that movie, comes the most famous scene in cinematic history.




Nice blend of horror and err... music... yeah music.

The story is all about some lady trying to run away with some money and ended up in the Bates Motel. Owh yeah not far from there is the Bates Mansion.



So the owner, Norman Bates, who managed the motel and lived the house alone seems to be a very nice and shy man. Until we know the Norman got a psychological problem. Weeee...what is it?

!SPOILER ALERT!

"Lila sees him approaching and hides in the cellar where she discovers the semi-preserved and mummified body of Norman's mother. Wearing his mother's clothes and a wig and carrying a knife, Norman enters and tries to attack Lila, but she is rescued by Sam.

After Norman's arrest, a forensic psychiatrist tells Sam and Lila that Norman's dead mother is living in Norman's psyche as an alternate personality. After the death of Norman's father, the pair lived as if they were the only people in the world. When his mother found a lover, Norman went mad with jealousy and murdered them both. Consumed with guilt, Norman "erased the crime" by bringing his mother back to life in his own mind. He stole her corpse and preserved the body. When he was "Mother", he acted, talked and dressed as she would. The psychiatrist concludes that the "Mother" personality now has complete control of Norman's mind."


Say yay to wiki! Wooh!


In the end he got arrested. But wait whats this?





Hey its Psycho II!

Story cut short, the Norman was released even though he release was rebelled by Lila (lady investigator from the 1st movie) and also by the local residence. Bla bla bla, compared to the first, its pretty boring except for the ending. Heheh...

!SPOILER!

"That evening, a woman walks up the steps to the Bates' mansion. Bandaged from his injuries, Norman has set a place for dinner when he hears a knock at the door. It is Emma Spool, the kindly woman from the diner.

Norman gives her a cup of tea. Ms. Spool tells him that she is his real mother, that Mrs. Bates was her sister, who adopted Norman as an infant while Ms. Spool was institutionalized. She further reveals that she was the murderer, having killed anybody who tried to harm her son. As she sips the tea, Norman kills her with a sudden blow to the head with a shovel. Norman is now completely insane again. He carries Ms. Spool's body upstairs to Mother's room and we hear Mother's voice warn Norman not to play with "filthy girls". Norman reopens the Bates Motel and stands in front of the house, waiting for new customers as Mother watches from the window upstairs."

Eh...Mr. Wiki didnt say the Norman put something in the tea. I dunno wad was it, but it the tin looks old and rusty and that only means...poison babeh!

Owh yeah the Norman "first love" is here too but got killed in the end by the "Mother". Ain't that cool?

I bet you all tired of Psycho but wait, whats this?


Psycho III?!




Actually just go HERE (SPOILER!) for the complete account. Malas betul wana talk about it :P
From this movie:


Gross revenue
$14,482,000 (USA)


So its a pretty good movie eh? Kinda...coz i sleep halfway through. Whahahahaha...

I guess I end it here then...yawn...whats this?



PSYCHO IV?! Fuck this shit...

Its a bloody prequel! Who watches prequels?! I did anyway...

So its a prequel...who cares?!


So it ends here...hey...whats this again?



Psycho (1998 Remake)?!!! Ok im done...bye. Wana see the budget and revenue?


Budget
$60 million
Gross revenue
$37,141,130


Did i mention the actor, Anthony Perkins is Norman Bates and also the director to most of the films? 

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Blog Construction Day #4

Hey look!!! New cbox! :D

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I would like to conclude the blog is fully operational from now on.

Although got some modifications going on while the days go.

Hey look first pic using the new look!



 PETA...we all love them :D

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Blog Construction Day #2

HOHOHOHOHOHO...

I changed the address and title alrite.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Its all new and improve

peruvian ketchup


Where did i get the name u ask? Peruvian coffee of course!

Nothing more catchy than a south american (true o' not) sauce!

I love this man...but yet more to come!