Do ever get the feeling that your prized Pokemon is getting weaker and as if it is gonna faint any moment? Or that bloody Dragonite been quite an ass to you?
Worry no longer with
Vic's Mega Potion!
Only for advertising purposes...item may vary...
With
Vic's secret brew of Ponyta's poo, Zubat's earwax, Geodude's armpit hairs and the rare Magikarp's solid poo, this potion will surely makes any Pokemon
INVINCIBLE.
5000 HP restored (
results may vary) and special conditions removed (
results may vary), say goodbye to the Elite Four and make way for you! The
MOST POWERFUL trainer in (insert your area here).
For limited time only...get
12 Vic's Mega Potion for only $100! Thats is the same price of an ordinary potion! Get it now while stock last! Available in any market(
price and availability of item may vary)
Side effects may include death of Pokemon, stroke, brain cancer, permanent paralysis, mutation, abnormal weaknesses, internal combustion, explosion or implosion of the Pokemon.
Effects on Human may vary or same.
Keep bottle away from kids, fire Pokemon and heat over 40 degrees Celcius. Burning of the potion may cause explosion with size of Texas and the scent may attract millions of hungry Ratata. Reminder: Any Pokemon holding this potion is too stupid to use it on its own. Make sure you're the one using it.
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