Im Here To Brighten Up Your Day! 9:43 PM

Read. If you cant understand BM...too bad hehehe

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu. 

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

 

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila! 

Murid : Kami siuman! 

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan! 

Murid : Oh! Mengalah! 

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh! 

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Thank you Albert for that entertaining mail. :)

I've been playing Pokemon throughout the day today. Ask me why...i say that im too free and bored.

look its a DICK-lett...

piece of advice...nintendo DS emulator is laggy...my dad can run faster than the guy in the game

When my bro see me play...

Noel: Apa ko main?

Vic: Pokemon doh...Best li doh...

Noel: Bodo. Ada game lain yang best sik mok main...

When my dad see me play...

Dad: Why play that cheap, weird game?

Vic: Fun bah...

When my sis see me play

Sha: Hey i also wana play!

Vic: Later la...

So...itu macam la...Here are some pics from the big visit with friends around the town...not much coz we're happily gambling our money away...

look!!! its an asian car in europe!!! car passing us on the left!! driving seat is on the right!

not a clear view of Batu Kawa National Lake

Cheers!

The More You Tag The Longer You Live? 8:34 PM

Who do i tag?

1. Micheal Jackson

2. Oprah Winfrey

3. Elton John

4. Kel

5. Gabrielle

6. Julius

7. King Xerxes

Randomly selected...i hantam saja so whatever gibberish down there is pure rubbish...:)

How you know 1?
From his stupid yet still stupid Music Video "Thriller"

What would you do if you never meet 2?
(in girlish voice) OMG OMG OMG Ohhhhh Myyyyyyy Goddddddd...Its Oprah Winfrey!!!

What would you do if 3 & 4 dated you?
*fainted*coma for 70 years*heart attack after awoken*

Would 5 & 6 make a good couple?
Dunno...maybe...bring good luck you know, Julius, if like that ^^

Do you think 4 is attractive?
...i should have switch 4 with 6 instead... Hey look a butterfly! :P

Do you know anything about 1’s family?
Yeah...all of them are Jacksons...and most of them are weird

Tell me something about 7?
He got piercings on his nipples!!!

What language does 2 speaks?
Lemme see...English only i suppose...she talks alot too...

Who is 3 going out with?
Hmmm his gay partner...whats the name eh? Jon-Jonathan hmmm Jonathan Lee eh? Owh wait...thats the wrong guy...:)

How old is 5?
18 right?

When was the last time you talk to 1?
Hmmm...i talked to Micheal Chin just now though...hehehehe

Who is 6’s favorite singer?
Hmmm...Britney Spear

Would you date 7?
*constipation for 13 years*

6 single?
Yes he is!!! He is single and available, ladies (or men)!!!

What is 5’s last name?
Errr...arr...Jee right? Dunno her chinese name though

Would you consider being in a relationship with 1?
*jump off building*if still alive...shoot self*

Which school does 2 goes to?
Some school in US la where they talk alot...

What do you like about 3?
His music before he turned gay...

Thank you for reading! :P

Festive Seasoning! 9:46 PM

Tell you what though...

These visiting and open house tradition is pretty special. If you check Congo or Sierra Leone or that country that churns out AV's every hour, these stuff pretty much is alien to them or you might get blasted to bits when walking down to somebody's house in Sierra Leone. :)

And thats why we should continue this tradition of giving free foods and drinks to visitors who may or not know you just for the sake people going to your house then who will admire that weird looking piece of art you have hanging in the living room or just for the sake you can go to the visitors' house next without the feeling of owing them something.

Ang pau is the best way to show how filthy rich you are! So the more money in the pau the more people will need to pay your "generosity" back. But the best way is...stuffed a 'Ferrero Rocher' in an ang pau and thats not that red packet, its the red BUN. Hah! It will gift you hundreds years of good fortune and wealth if you do that. (or food poisoning since you used cheap red colouring for the pau) But seriously though. The Ferrero Rocher is said to gives good fortune and wealth so says some Chinese in Wiki.

imagine them...but in red and in the core there's a ball of ferrero roche...

Then I saw this nice looking shop and the its very interesting indeed.

its says NAIL ME GOOD if you cant see it... So how much does a NAILING coz me? ^^

For some reasons, i've been listening to those jiwang-jiwang or love-love Malay or Indon songs quite alot. Quite nice you know. :)

Aftermath 12:07 PM

So how was your CNY eve? Wonderful? Beautiful? Amazing? Crappy? Owh...you're not a chinese eh? :)

Mine was the normal every year CNY "reunion". Heh...thats what my mum calls it. It will be "reunion" like 2-3 years in the future once im gone. There were duck, pork, potato's, root beers and tropical fruits cocktail.

if you look closely you can see Cleopatra on the duck's skin

After the dinner...i cant walk straight or right and my belly was bulging like a pregnant man. Me and my mum cooked so much food...that there were leftovers left and it could feed another family. Well the duck was a big hitter since we ate it till the bones were seen. Then everyone relax and cooled down their montrous tummy by watching tv or going online.

After like 2 or 3 hours the first big and loud bang in the sky was heard. The Commies are bombing Kuching!!! Run!!! The first colourful flak or supernova in the sky was followed by cheap rockets, bigger supernova before they bring out their "machine gun" firecrackers. Some "machine guns" end so fast before you could even say "Chinese Rocks!"

some of the big flashy burning flowers we saw...

Then more bang bang boom boom of beautiful and burning flower in the sky. Compared to last year...this year firecrackers barrage was less noisy then last year. My friends said due to recession but some places they say it was more noisier than ever. Weird...maybe coz i live in Matang thats why.

first blood! Vic PWNED Jon Lee

Then i go back online...chat with some friends then play around with facebook then went to sleep. Haiy...suppose to stay up till 4 or 5 and have some drinks but i didnt see the time carefully and thought it was already 5...sigh...blind idiot...

Hmmm...something told me that visitors will be in moderate numbers...ooo...

Thats a relieve...rumah buruk yang belum dicat semula tak bagus dilihat oleh orang...

like my house?

GONG XI FAT CHAI!!!
ang pau na lai

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!! 5:14 PM

Still can blog coz the duck is still roasting. Hehehehe...damn it smells nice!

poor donald...:)

So everyone...

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT TAHUN BARU CINA!!!

I HOPE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL HAVE A PROSPEROUS AND A WONDERFUL YEAR OF THE OX...

To those couples and married ones...

AND DONT FORGET TO GIMME ANG PAU TOO...

To my friends and others...

INVITE ME TO YOUR HOUSE!!! FREE FOOD NIA... :)

ini saya curi dari julius...

Well thats all i suppose...back to work! (or back to lazying around hehehe)