Yep...i can say im now WAY TOO FREE...

Countless hours to study but lazy wana to study...instead i stick my "handsome" face in front of the TV or the monitor...and im killing time like killing mosquitoes...

So since browsing the internet suddenly very fast and smooth...


FUNNY THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN WORDS...

BM Teacher: Sekarang saya akan check semua kerja kamu...

Maurice: Damn damn...[looks at Cyril]Hey Cy! Cy! Borrow me your book...[place book wide open on the table]

BM Teacher: [tapped Mo's back] Bagus bagus...ummm [looks at the front of the book]...Barry Malcolm---[looks at nametag]Huh??? Maurice Wee??? [lecture lecture and pulls Mo's sideburn]

Maurice: errrr...uhhhh...

Vic and Jon: [laughing like retards]

Cyril: [smiling with slyness](cyril took barry's book and mo though it was cyril's so he took it without noticing)

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Interviewing Prefects: Ok...in the rate of 1-5...how DESPERATE are you to becoming a prefect???

Vic: [day dreaming with nervousness]Ummm...9.9...

Interviewing Prefects: [in awe and shock] Whoa! So you are really desperate???

Vic: [shock, awoken and out of words] What what??...Ummm..errrghhh...not really...IF 10 THEN VERY DESPERATE...

Interviewing prefects: [still shock] Ooooook...what happen to the 0.1???

Vic: [rasa lawak] I left it outside (i misheard not that im desperate for it)

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Ada satu budak, nya suka tengok porn, kalo nya sik tengok, nya rasa nya NAK MOLAH. Jadi, bapak nya dah worried dengan anaknya lalu bapaknya hantarnya pegi ke rumah nenek. Kat rumah nenek sikda porn. Selepas satu minggu sik nanga porn, anak ya sik tahan lagik lalu MOLAH dengan neneknya. Pada suatu hari, nya kantoi dengan bapak nya.

"Oi!!! Apa ko buat dengan mak aku!!!" kata bapaknya.

Lalu anaknya kata, "Ko molah kat mak aku sikda ku bising pun..."

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[different day]

BM Teacher: Ok ok...hari ini saya nak check rumusan kamu semua...[walks and checks]

Jon: [sniggered]

BM Teacher: [looks at Jon's book, taps Jon's back and walks to the back]

Shalom: [in distress] Jon, Jon gimme your book!!!

Vic: You know what happened to Mo rite?

Shalom: Nevermind la...[puts book laid wide open on the table]

BM Teacher: [arrived after few seconds from Jon's side to Shalom's and reads] Bagus bagus...[taps back and walks away slowly]

Shalom, Vic and Jon: [trying to control not to laugh]

Mo: maicib**!!! How i kenak?! [gila-gila]

Shalom, Vic and Jon: [laugh like retards]

Mo: Sigh...she just read your book few seconds ago...how come she cant recognise your book??? How smart can she be???

Shalom, Vic and Jon: [still laughing]

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Vic and the rest of the gang: ANG ANG ANG ANG


Well thats all the MOST funny stuff that had happen recently...my little tiny winy brain cant remember much...

I hope that could cheer up your day...So now im going to hit the books again...AFTER THIS QUICK GAME...

CHEERS AND HAPPY STUDYING TO ALL JOSEPHIANS WHO ARE TOO FREE TO STUDY BUT RATHER READING THIS CRAP...

ps: red angsa is da bomb!

THIS IS AN AD! 6:35 PM

AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!AD!

Since my (bloody) friend, Jon Lee or Jonathan Lee or Ang or the RED BALLER is promoting his football jersey sale in Kuching, im going to promote his business here. Why? Lets just say...a deed for a bbf.

bbf = bloody best friend

So, if you are interested in it, please look up to Jon Lee, Form 4A, SMK St Joseph Kuching. If you are too lazy to find him, just send me an e-mail. I'll tell him myself then. My e-mail address is

duke_vlad@hotmail.com
(spams are welcomed, reading spam is relaxing)

Each normal jersey is RM65.00 (wah lau weh...mcb punya dealer). If you want numbers and lettering at the back of it will cost more. Please consult Jon in this.

Please note that you need to state your desirable CLUB'S or NATION'S jersey and state whether you want it to be HOME or AWAY jersey.

Remember to check 1st what jersey you want to Jon before giving out the money. His dealer doesnt have every kind of jersey there is in the world so remember to check. For example, his patriotic dealer doesnt sell any Malaysian's jersey which includes all the teams in the Malaysian Super League and Malaysia's National Football team too.

Other than that, Jon need time to check and receive the jersey so dont expect once you talk to him you get your bloody jersey straight away. Be patience, i heard he got his stash from S'jung M'sia. So BE PATIENCE!

Please make sure you hand in the money once you get the jersey. This will avoid confusion and #$^^&%^&* moments.

Thank You...any question please send me an e-mail or ask Jon.




Other than that...i'll not be posting much over this week until the exam's over. Coz i need to study(coughRIGHTcough) and i need to UP-kan my blog since people says my blog getting boring...

CHEERS AND HAPPY SCHOOLING YOUR ASS OUT.
ps: damn...i might crack myself soon enough with the constantly added pressure...

The Week Of The Month... 7:21 PM

Which is this week...WHY?

• Spain vs Italy
• Euro Semi's
• Euro Final
• The week i might be prefects
  
• BK test result
• Scouts AGM meeting

May not look much but hell! Im gonna kill myself slowly this week. With alot of late nights football along the way, damn...i might look like some terrorist once the week is over.

Hold on...you heard that i said prefect? Whoooops... Yeah i was nominated as prefects. Since everyone thinks im GOING TO RASA BEST i delayed the news. Damn! My life as an outlaw is over too soon. Maybe the life as an outlaw isnt my type. Back to the law then...

Once again, my blog has been critised EMO by the local readers. What's up with you people? Just because i wrote down some simply composed poems doesnt mean im a blood-loving, self chopping EMO...(no offense to emo's there). Writing poem is quite relaxing...believe me.

So...i better read some books then since exam is quite near. What you dont believe me that im actually reading? Yeah...some loving readers you all are...

HAPPY NEW WEEK! GET A LIFE!
PS: italy shall win!!! down wif spain...damn...watever team i bet all lost...lets hope i got luck on this one...