Yep...i can say im now WAY TOO FREE...

Countless hours to study but lazy wana to study...instead i stick my "handsome" face in front of the TV or the monitor...and im killing time like killing mosquitoes...

So since browsing the internet suddenly very fast and smooth...


FUNNY THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN WORDS...

BM Teacher: Sekarang saya akan check semua kerja kamu...

Maurice: Damn damn...[looks at Cyril]Hey Cy! Cy! Borrow me your book...[place book wide open on the table]

BM Teacher: [tapped Mo's back] Bagus bagus...ummm [looks at the front of the book]...Barry Malcolm---[looks at nametag]Huh??? Maurice Wee??? [lecture lecture and pulls Mo's sideburn]

Maurice: errrr...uhhhh...

Vic and Jon: [laughing like retards]

Cyril: [smiling with slyness](cyril took barry's book and mo though it was cyril's so he took it without noticing)

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Interviewing Prefects: Ok...in the rate of 1-5...how DESPERATE are you to becoming a prefect???

Vic: [day dreaming with nervousness]Ummm...9.9...

Interviewing Prefects: [in awe and shock] Whoa! So you are really desperate???

Vic: [shock, awoken and out of words] What what??...Ummm..errrghhh...not really...IF 10 THEN VERY DESPERATE...

Interviewing prefects: [still shock] Ooooook...what happen to the 0.1???

Vic: [rasa lawak] I left it outside (i misheard not that im desperate for it)

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Ada satu budak, nya suka tengok porn, kalo nya sik tengok, nya rasa nya NAK MOLAH. Jadi, bapak nya dah worried dengan anaknya lalu bapaknya hantarnya pegi ke rumah nenek. Kat rumah nenek sikda porn. Selepas satu minggu sik nanga porn, anak ya sik tahan lagik lalu MOLAH dengan neneknya. Pada suatu hari, nya kantoi dengan bapak nya.

"Oi!!! Apa ko buat dengan mak aku!!!" kata bapaknya.

Lalu anaknya kata, "Ko molah kat mak aku sikda ku bising pun..."

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[different day]

BM Teacher: Ok ok...hari ini saya nak check rumusan kamu semua...[walks and checks]

Jon: [sniggered]

BM Teacher: [looks at Jon's book, taps Jon's back and walks to the back]

Shalom: [in distress] Jon, Jon gimme your book!!!

Vic: You know what happened to Mo rite?

Shalom: Nevermind la...[puts book laid wide open on the table]

BM Teacher: [arrived after few seconds from Jon's side to Shalom's and reads] Bagus bagus...[taps back and walks away slowly]

Shalom, Vic and Jon: [trying to control not to laugh]

Mo: maicib**!!! How i kenak?! [gila-gila]

Shalom, Vic and Jon: [laugh like retards]

Mo: Sigh...she just read your book few seconds ago...how come she cant recognise your book??? How smart can she be???

Shalom, Vic and Jon: [still laughing]

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Vic and the rest of the gang: ANG ANG ANG ANG


Well thats all the MOST funny stuff that had happen recently...my little tiny winy brain cant remember much...

I hope that could cheer up your day...So now im going to hit the books again...AFTER THIS QUICK GAME...

CHEERS AND HAPPY STUDYING TO ALL JOSEPHIANS WHO ARE TOO FREE TO STUDY BUT RATHER READING THIS CRAP...

ps: red angsa is da bomb!