SO - HAI 11:25 PM

After a few weeks of rounding up in DotA rooms...i found out about SOHAI. I thought it was like "So? Hai!!!" or somekind of friendly greetings but it is more sinister (and funny too).

According to this Sifu here, SOHAI is a slang which means idiot.

SOHAI is a combination of cantonese SO and HAI.

SO is stupid.

HAI is errrmmm may these pictures explain.





And i was like "OOOOO!!! I love CANTONESE!!!" and came up with banyak ideas...

One of it : I keep saying HAI to teachers and people around school...hehehe they never know what i meant... (is Mr. Lau cantonese? owh yeah boleh say to him everyday)

The rest i dont wana say coz not too sure about it coz im a banana :P later buat malu CINA later.

Hai people! Bye people! Lets shake...the room...zingy zang zang...

Holiday Blues 9:36 PM

Every night susah sleep, every morning susah bangun tidur, everyday susah staying awake...apamacam ini punya badan...takde quality lagi...

I feel like skipping exam and go ahead away with the mock exam. Mok berak saya menahan pressure. Mengapalah dunia ini begitu ber-stages macam game Mario?

Now...i will stop for im too lazy to continue and too malas to crack my ass for any jokes....



Go Filipino! You people always come up what i want...

How To Make Sure That You're Not a Twillight Fanatic 12:17 AM

Lets make some blood boils.

You know that you're Twilight fanatic when...

• you think vampires are ALWAYS romantic and inhumanly good looking people that WILL NEVER trick or or hurt you or suck your blood...instead they would kindly ask you first...
• you keep imagining them naked under the sun...glittering...
• you imagine how their private parts will look like under the sun...
• you wondered what happen when a black vampire goes under the sun...

keep imagining...

• you want to be Bella...eventhough you're a guy...

she does look masculine...

• you hoping that the next day, you wake up, you will see Edward face...eventhough you're a guy
• you like being stalk on because you KNOW its Edward...

i love you thats why i stalk you...

• you know that by kissing a 500++ years old undead corpse is alright and people accept it
• you its alright to love a 500++ years old undead corpse which might have dated and slept with uncounted number of woman...or even man
• you will give up anything to kiss like Edward...even on the same sex...

And here's a funny story...i havent read or watch any Twillight related books or movies.

Hate me Twilight fans if you want...because you know...i "purr" you too...

PS: i dont really hate twilight...nor the fans...its just that some people take it way tooooo seriously and damnit...its just an amusing book which mostly filled with Stephenie Meyers wildest fantasy...

If any words harmed you...please know its alright...its just a book...

I feel bad posting this :/