"The king does not dances to the music.
The music dances to the king."
They even got a wiki about it...err yeah "wiki". Click on Jack to visit the site.
The best excerp from that "wiki" i would say are this...
"Holy shit, this man is fucking better than you are and he will eat your soul without a single goddamn word of warning."
and also...
"Techno Viking, being better than you, is waiting for a fag to absolutely disgrace. He is given this opportunity to strike when an inferior breed of 'xtasee faggot' runs into Techno Viking's blue haired bitch. Techno Viking doles out his righteous finger of awesomeness and forces the dumbass to go sit down at the back of the bus with the other niggers. When the 'xtasee faggot' attempts to escape, Techno Viking unleashes the finger again, subduing the faggot, who'll never bump into any of the Viking's bitches again; for great justice. Upside down bottles of water were handed out to appease Techno Viking's wrath and avert Armageddon.
It is widely believed that Techno Viking does in fact own in a dance off, and does simply dance into Mordor. I would like you all to know that these allegations are fact."
Its a fact too! So say the world most trusted site, "wiki".
Hey they even got few bunch of photos about the great king too...
And so people...
