Deceive, Request and Maths

Once upon a time...there lives a couple living in city. And it was nearing Valentine's Day...it was unknown to the wife that the husband is cheating. So how do the husband handle his wife?

Wife: Honey...what is this lipstick stain on your shirt?

Hubby: Ooo...thats your mom's lips stain. Hehehe i went to visit her yesterday. You know how short your mom is and she really wanted to give me a kiss...

Wife: Owh that so sweet...hmmm...*grabs another shirt* This shirt smells weird...i didnt know you use girl's perfume?

Hubby: You like it? I wanted to buy that perfume for you for valentine's day but i only had the groceries money so...yea i didnt bought it...sorry hun...

Wife: Awww...its alrite... Hey! What are these ladies undies doing in our bed?

Hubby: Whooops...you found the surprise gifts! Happy valentine's day hun!!! I hope they fit well...

A weird story i made up after i step out of the bathroom. Man im weird...

Its gonna be busy weekend for me. With kerja rumah yang bertimbun seperti sampah sarap di belakang rumah saya and Talentine audition where my multimedia gang will do the multimedia stuff and i'll be seeing and hearing people singing or dancing or doing whatever they wana do. Should i bring the detergent, Jon?

I wonder if anyone doing suprise tiger show on the day itself...sure will be a great event...hehehe

it will be very very very very very depressing to know all those girls are boys

Hey look! A request!

I have a new email address!

You can now email me at: dr.marthins5@yahoo.in



- Dear Friend, I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we have never met before, but need not to worry as I am using the only secured and confidential medium available to seek for your foreign assistance in a business. I am contacting you independently of my investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $25.3million immediately to your private account. The money has been here in our Bank lying dormant for nine good years now without anybody coming for the claim of it. I want to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer (the account owner) who died a long with his supposed NEXT OF KIN since August 1997. The Banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than 12 years, because the money will be recalled to the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. Upon receipt of your reply indicating your interest in this transaction, will send you full details on how the business will be executed. Please keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you are not interested. Regards, Dr.C.O.Marthins, Bank Of Africa,Burkina Faso-West Africa, +226-7633-4940

Damn! Im gonna be RICH!!! Gotta tell my dad about it and give this Dr. Marthins a call! IM GONNA BE RICH!!! FREAKING RICH!!! RICH I SAY!!!

Other than that awfully made piece of sh** i found this...



Whoa...i spend two periods cracking my skull open trying to figure out how binary numbers work in school. No offense to my maths teacher. Hehehehehe... :P

I want a ham-burger. A real HAM. The non-halal HAM. Genuine HAM. Juicy, tender and delicious HAM patties. Crap...thinking about food makes me gain 0.001 kg...no wonder my perut boroi...

owh man...its like megan fox but in burger form...