Friday, November 20, 2009

Backup

Sun Tzu sure got say...

"Get ready a backup plan if your first plan is crapped"

And if i failed SPM, or lousy results, what should I do you ask?

Join the mining industry of course!


Wait...wrong country...


Its fun! Its sexy! Its hot! Its a tradition!

Putting my ass in small cramp place, bashing rocks to pieces is fun!



Its sexy, who doesnt loves the body you'll get after a year in there!?


Its a chinese tradition to work hard in the mines!


So who wana join me?


Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Hey!

Ok this is my official last post man...

Bye. Im gonna miss you unknown ppl...

So if you're form 5 in the year 2009...watcha doing here?! Study damnit!!!

But if you're not...go somewhere where you can waste you time eg. Facebook? Youtube? NewGrounds? Or better still...do something productive?! Reproduction? Making money? Jual badan?

To SPM...I present you Mr. SPM this lovely song!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Whats This?

You I'd be offline for good???

I've been so rajin studying...i hope i was like this every time when there's exam.

Although rajin rajin pun...saya masih main with the lappy. Help. Kidnap my lappy for 2 weeks yea? Please. Really. Serious.

But luckily, i ditch the bloody Football Manager coz it seems that SPM got nothing to do with 4-4-2 tactics and harassing Fernando Torres that he has a crush on Rafa Benitez >.>

Oleh sebab Sejarah is coming...

I've been playing...

Rome: Total War



and

Age of Empire III


What? I can learn about Roman and Grecian history from Rome: Total War ba.

I also can learn about Industrial Revolution and European Explorations and Conquests over the New World through Age of Empire III ba...i see no flaw in my plan.

Faktor kejayaan Rom menguasai Mediterrenean: Tentera yang berorginasasi dan kuat.

Revolusi Amerika 1776

I believe I can do what others in 5A couldnt do.

Having A+, A, A-, B+, B-, C+, C-, D+, D-, E+, E- and F on SPM slip. Is not impossible. I got 12 papers to take...cun bah.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

I'll Give You A Chance Whats What?


Wow! My blog vikka post this by itself! Damn its gonna be dead? Thats good...im tired thinking of what to write...

So my handful readers (i bet its just arnd 5 ppl) goodbye...

Sijil Pergi Mati here i come...

Sunday, November 1, 2009

A Day of Many

Yesterday which was Saturday, there were alot of Birthdays and alot of Dinners...

Its that time when you wished you have the power to be at many places at one time...sounds like KAGE BUNSHIN!!

why did i bother looking that up

So many Halloween kids, whats up with that?

How come we Malaysians never celebrated Halloween with the trick or treats?

Local stuff is very convincingly scary.

i take it back...thats pretty spooky

Even the sweets kinda make you rather get them from the market instead.


You think we use pumpkins for Jack-o-lantern? Yeah we do...


Im done...Im a bit stressed and tensed. Why? Dunno. Gangster mode i guess...


Happy birthday to Leslie by the way...

And to the rest of the Halloween kids, you know who you are.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Reason Why Im Happy When I Go To School Next Week

After more than 2 weeks using the rusty Mazda to school...

With stale smelling car smell...and over-chilled air-cond...

My dad spent equivalent to...
its not an error...its really 2 of them...

On repairing this...


And the car feels new.

Smells new.

Sounds new.

My dad also brought home the broken parts.

Hmmm...with those parts, lets do this...

its not impossible...its plausible

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

My Awesome Review of SnapIt 3.5

I was hired by some lady by the name of Katherine Poll...which i think she is my friend's mum >.>. She asked me to do a review about SnapIt 3.5.

kat kat kat kat kat >.> wassup jon!

Whats a SnapIt???

Well its program that takes picture of something important or something you want to brag about in facebook eg. pink wallpaper with pink icons and pink windows...

To the common Win XP users, its by pressing PrtSc (or PrintScreen) key and pasting it on MS Paint. Yeah many were pro in that...

one of the less important uses of PrintScreening

To those having Vista, you got the snipping tool from the accessories menu right? It works like that.

SOOOOOO...what sooooo great about SnapIt that makes it different from the rest??? Why does Vista users should bother bout this crap?

JUST THIS...YEAH JUST THIS. THE ABILITY TO SAVE YOUR IMAGE IN DIFFERENT FORM OF IMAGE FILES. 762 KB OF SPACE FOR THE OPTION TO SAVE YOUR CAPTURED IMAGE IN ...

i cant imagine why ppl wants to gif their desktop pics...

How bout performance you say???


THE 762 KB CHICKEN EATS THIS MUCH OF MEMORY. THATS ALMOST EQUAL TO WHEN YOU PLAY POKEMON ON THE GBA EMULATOR.

But the good thing is you can autosave. Yeah autosave and different image files to save from.

DOES IT REALLY WORTH 762 KB OF SPACE?? (i guess so)

you should be using those 762kb of space for these man
2 x 300kb = 600kb of joy :D
with 163 kb of space to spare

just enough for these
...

crap...she looks like my cousin...*pukes*

So people...whats my verdict?

WHY IN THE WORLD SHOULD YOU DOWNLOAD THIS CRAP??? (unless you're a lazy Win XP user without any pre-installed snapshots program)

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS. SERIOUSLY. STICK TO MS PAINT.

one of the very important uses of PrintScreening

PS: nice working for ya, Mrs/Ms. Katherine Poll. I hope my review on your product is alrite :D

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Don't Say I'm Hardworking!

I got a confession here...

Remember when I said im busy with my SPM...errr...actually malas wana blog :D

That also leads to the fact...I hardly been studying man...

Why? Blame Tang for giving me these


The most gay-est game i've played. Gears of War. Overuse of manliness here. Hot rough bad boys with huge muscles, huge body armor shooting with huge guns with super manly movement and accent...it almost made me become a girl. Seriously...

And this too...


Although not as gay as Gears of War, it does have something wrong with it. Your suit has the ability to change mode. That goes along with the suit's manly voice saying MAXIMUM SPEED, MAXIMUM STRENGTH...sometimes when Im not looking at the screen, it sound so wrong...

Luckily got the option to change it to a sexy female voice.

Owh yeah this too...Audiosurf...


Nothing wrong with this rhythm game (like Guitar Hero) ...hehehe just saying that when you play DJ ASA - (err most you ppl know la) on it...WOW! ITS HARD LIKE CRAP! Even on easy its pretty hard...

But yeah Im still playing this...


No life playing Football Manager?! I led Sheffield United to the Premier League man! I should call myself Victor Mourinho Ferguson :D

Thats a long list of games...

SPM matilah...

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Tweeting

Since im getting lazier and busier coz of SPM...i'll be making use of the bloody twitter.


You dont need to follow my tweets ka, go to my tweet profile page ka...just go here look at the right there...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Yeah there...

Can't see?

Owh no! I can't see too!!!

What shall we do? Owh man...we are blind!!!

What shall we do????????????????????????????

eat this...

:D

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Surfing the Local

Mudah.my is a strange place. Its like Sunday Market except its online...

Sometimes you find some deals that blow your mind away...


WTF??? Seriously? I quickly grab my wallet only to know its RM57K and RM37K

Well weird stuff are there somewhere too...


Thats a good business selling money...



Err...can i have the recipe instead?

Thats enough of mudah.my, what kind of sports wear site for men thats so gay?


Seriously though...just refresh the site, and you get new side pictures of men wearing special undies >.<

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Remembering The Old Days

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....today im gonna reminisce on GTA: Vice City. Good game...

this reminds of the flying car cheat...

Whenever I heard this song...



It reminds me of running down hookers during my late night driving on the road next to beach with my convertible.

my fave yellow converty of death

Ahhhhhh...good times....

This song?



It reminds me of massacring the whole club while the dj still pumps the song on.

anyone who played this game before noticed the bartender??? woooooohhhh!!!

Even the hookers are hot in here...

the graphics sure beat GTA IV

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Summing Up Last Week

Last week was the best, last-minute-study-everything week...

I felt like I was like Flash. I read so fast...I think I didnt even understand what the hell am I reading. I was so fast...I still got the time to play some games.

i've been seeing too much of this lately...

Not to mention the TIPS flying around here there. I would honestly say I relied on TIPS on some papers. But TIPS are tips to me...they came in when I already almost finish speed reading my books.

It was a fiasco after bunch of kids went berserk after seeing Physics TIPS was mostly bogus.

the only manga-free image after google image searching "berserk"

Me and some of my friends were quite content that we forced ourself to read mostly everything after certain suspicions that "light" did not enter the TIPS but we were still not happy coz we only read MOSTLY everything.

Then came Maths...where everyone thought it was a walk in the park coz Dewa Maths might bring mercy to us now. But nooooo...it was hell...or I think it was.

Dewa Maths actual photo...

And here comes Chemistry...where I think everything I speed read, went out with my crap the night before.

Luckily Friday marks the end of the ass-banging week. UNFORTUNATELY...we had SEJARAH EXTRA CLASS where the attendance was only 12. So much for 1Malaysia....wait the reason was this...

drawing may not be according to scale and reality...

Later after that class, got Examination Mass for form 3's, 5's and U6's. When I reached the church grounds...I was greeting and saying hi to some of my juniors and friends. What I get was not a hi but...

"Vic, can you help be a warden????"

Since Mr. Tay asked so nicely...but would I say no eh? :P

It was a fantastic mass with...scantily clad girls with super shorts walking here and there, Father giving most of the ppl the BURN with the quote "...I see none of most of these faces here today during Sunday mass..." Maybe he's referring to me... >.> Wardening is fun. Its like people giving you money for no reason :D

Later on that day after the mass, after mum ADVISED me to skip tuition...Me and Dan hitch a ride in Mo's Mobile and went to MBO for some late night action movie.

They say we become less waras with ourselves after a long day frying and overusing our brain. I believe that's true after we all agreed on watching Far Cry. Yeah the so called "based on the best selling game".

he's wearing my pants...

The movie was like the baby of Barney the Dinosaur, Jude Lim and Arnold Schwarzenegger threesomes. Lame jokes flying everywhere, cheeziness here and there and the bloody Arnold wannabe accent. Even these guys do better...



We were amazed that we survive the entire movie...the trip to McD and back home was pretty quiet. We were dumbstruck by the movie. Or we just realised how smart we were compared to the actors and actresses...

Bla bla bla bla bla bla...boring weekend...bla bla bla...

Last paper is Chem Paper 3. But for me and Alis...We have Art left. To the Brother Albinus class...they gotta resit their paper (^.^) and to the accountants, they have their accounts paper too. Owh well...if you take extra subject for the fun of it...you cry.

Too much exam...you will get this...i mean seriously...got check yours now if you dont believe...


Saturday, September 26, 2009

I'm Sad

Today I'm very sad. So sad its as if I lost my virginity to a bull. :(

Why?

Because of this...



Sadly...I was not nominated even for the Best Geek Blog :(

Why Nuffnang so cruel! I will mock you Nuffnang by doing this...

im so sorry for that guy...but this is for the right cause....

All I want was to win this...


Is it too hard?! If I was nominated only, I'm happy enough!

Why?!
Why?!
Why?!
Why?!

Owh wait...
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..
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Uh oh...Now I remember...

I'm not a Nuffnang member...thats why...

They gonna hate me for doing this TT.TT