IM MOVING... 12:48 PM

From now on i'll operate from my dusty old tumblr site which i malas wana put anything in there.

Here's the

LINK

So this blog will officially put to out of service momentarily since i might be crazy enough to blog here so put some crap here.

Return of The King 12:41 PM

Hey people im back!!! So hows my life?

Bye people! I need to go berak now...

*As you can see i pretty much busy with everything right now*

Sorry if i cant entertain you guys but visit my facebook's wall for some laugh or something...

Brief Holiday 3:11 AM

 Brief

 Holiday :P

Hello peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepaalllllllllllll...

Im back from my trip to the asylum. Since this Tuesday, im at home for my brief semester break/holiday.

Well its not really that brief if you make good use of it though.

For me...i just wasted it all away. Seriously...i cant think of anything fruitful to do other than exercise my ass of with my just-learnt army's physical training moves :D

 this is me in 3 years time

And like that army sergeant said...

"Exercise lah supaya badan CARAGAS macam ASAKAR"

Funny guy...

To be honest, PLKN aint that bad. Everything is nice, even the most vicious trainer has his soft side and the activities aint that bad (unless you hurt some vital parts of the body like your heels then do marching then its hell).  The things i hate about PLKN is the limited time here and there, especially our sleeping time and the my fellow comrades.

You cant expect us to do our very best when our super tired body rested for 4-5 hours only. We are still kids alright. Some of my fellow comrades are how you say...stubborn like barnacles and their stubbornness will often lead me and our company down.

If you're keeping tabs on my facebook, i ranted about how i was a candidate for Ketua Kompeni or Company leader which is just the captain of the groupie. Well...i didnt get it since i was away for my JPA interview, i didnt took their interview and since they ran out of choices for the lowest ranked guy, the Platoon Sergeant, they took me in without the interview and observations. Well...fair play.

Anyway..im stopping here. Bye...im not sleeping my ass off tonight :D

WITCHCRAFT 12:15 AM

Due to my immense knowledge in the dark arts of negotiating i was able to get extra 4 more holidays under the excuse of my JPA interview.

Now i dont know whether to feel happy or sad.

Im happy that im able to spend more time with family, friends and lot more time for myself. (seriously, ns is a place where u cant think for yourself)

Im sad that i might lose my penghulu-ship coz supposedly got interview for the candidates of penghulu and i wanted to spend more time with my dorm-mates and company mates, bunch of interesting people they are. Owh well...gotta deal with stuff one by one.

Anyway...

HAPPY EASTER AND GOD BLESSED YOU ALL. 

Dont use me as an example. Im not really that good boy type hehehe

QUICKIE?...MEOWRR 3:28 AM

Damn...

5 days in camp felt like 2 weeks and when i arrived home for my leave, the camp felt like it happened in a day.

2 days at home felt like a week... Wait...felt like half a day now :(

A short post trying to be long here... :(

Pic of the month? :D

Lollipops is the answer :D Ice creams can also be used :D

And here is a random facebook pic :D

>.>

LAST 9:00 PM

This will be the last blog post for this month. And also might be the last post for 3 months. Why?

NATIONAL SERVICE OF COURSE.

Sometimes when i compare our, Malaysian National Service with the Korean's and Chinese ones, ours are like kids play. Like seriously...they train their boys into soldiers. Then yet again...some kids complain so much.

That was short....

Nah...

KERJA 12:40 AM

Its been a long time since i talk about careers...

Some time ago...maybe during the middle ages, i said i wana be cook or a chef or some dude who deals with food.

If you havent updated yourself with me...i give up on that ambition long time ago. Why? I see myself to be the guy who cook for the fun of it, coz that is where the taste of my food cums i mean comes.

this is not the reason why

Now...im seeking for something to do with designing. Although till today, i still cant make up my mind with what part of designing i should go.

Either i'll get something like industrial designer and design something like

who knows...got some idiot gonna make Lambo UrasX2 ka...

Or be a interior designer and make this

welcome to my toilet

Or be a graphics designer and create this

i might even be doing more crappy stuff than that

Or be a multimedia designer and make fabulous pornos.

 he's gonna be my future pornstar

My career choice seems weird to some people coz being a bloody "STRAIGHT-A" kid, people expect you to get something more respectable like being a plastic surgeon who does boobs change, a weapons engineer who creates weapons of mass destruction, a bio-scientist looking for a viral disease that could mimic the same effect as the Umbrella Corps.' zombie virus or being a nice nerdy clerk who works for morons.

Owh well....

If all cant work, i still taking my mining job as an option. And guess what? I might opting for naval academy and be a sailor or even better a captain. Pays even better than some commercial pilots and hell yeah there're storms which makes every trip memorable. :D

 i might be seeing that everyday

Also, i might look into the possibility of seeing myself with the Tentera Udara DiRaja Malaysia or TUDM. And if you think that is low grade, wait till i save your ass when Thailand and Indonesia invades Malaysia.

i wonder if i deliberately drop that at someone's house :D

Woooh...

JUST ANOTHER DAY 6:20 PM

Today, I saw an (chinese) angel.

She was sitting in front of me. Listening to her music.

She is pretty with smooth ponytail and slender body.

My mind was forcing me to greet her.

Then my mind I went deep into fantasies.

I see myself dating at the mall...

Watching movie together...

Eating dinner together...

Then I see myself marrying her with huge crowds...

Then we have our honeymoon at a nice tropical beach resort...

We bought a nice villa on the foot of the Swiss alps...

Lastly we spend our old days together in--- WTF is that?!!!

With my big glaring eyes...I saw her butt crack...so revealing. so round, so white...so so so...damnnnn...

Then my mind switch to the thoughts whether she is wearing any panties or not.

Then i thought was if the dog pulled her jeans...what will happen?

Then she had to go.

And I was alone again. I didnt even greet her in the end.

B(L)ACK IN BLACK 6:04 PM

 Minta maaf if i hilang too long...been busy with the scholarship and future education crap. Anyway I can think of anything to write about soooo... random pics!!!

RED-LETTER DAY 12:28 AM

Well this is the last post before "SPM-Results Era". Copy this from my fb...coz very nice...i cant believe i wrote that :P

" just tell urself this: why do u let ur life depends on a piece of recycled paper? life is more to that piece of shitty paper...even if u succeed or failed on that damned paper, remember the journey has just begun, the paper is only a quick nitro boost to watever u wana do, but its not the steering wheel to ur success...the driver is u, u make ur choices, ur path, ur destination... "

To all those SPM-mers. When you walk in to get the results let this be your soundtrack.



And let this be the soundtrack when you walked out with whatever results in your hand.



Cheers boys n boys! Eh?

TWEETDECK 12:14 AM

Well today is very uneventful. Hari sangat down and boring...kedak like no more meaning to life.

There were slight excitement in life like getting "FIRST BLOOD" in dota but all the excitement gone when called noob during the whole game for dying ONCE in a silly manner, or being the last guy standing after the whole team got wrecked.

Then life seems to be gone....like lenyap doh! Founnd little joy in my winamp player.

Then found huge joy in TWEETDECK. I know its been around since ages but every since my lappy died after SPM, i never bothered about that anymore.

I got one thing to say for TweetDeck. WOW!

Now there's no hussle in going back to facebook n twitter just to update!

Hip hip hooray!

I wonder if they expand it to blogger too... or any blogging site... that would be fantastic

HMMM... 11:24 AM

If you have food in the fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of the world. 

 

If you have any money in the bank, your wallet and some spare change in a dish someplace, you are among the top 8% of the world’s wealthy. 

 

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week. 

 

If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the agony of imprisonment or torture, or the horrible pangs of starvation, you are luckier than 500 million people alive going through this suffering. 

 

If you can read this message you are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world who cannot read at all. 

 

So stop complaining!

I think somebody gonna call me a hypocrite in future :(

taken from Yusuf's tumblr...trima sih

EMAS 6:09 PM

One day, my friends were rambling about the new Proton Emas concept car. Well I was like "wha wha wha?" So...im pretty backwards in current national news but hey I cepat cepat check it out.

The first thing in my mind when i saw the concept car was...

"THAT MUST NOT BE MALAYSIAN DESIGNED. IMPOSSIBLE. ITS TOO NOT-MALAYSIAN-ISH"

And guess what?


Emas, an acronym for Eco Mobility Advance Solution, was designed in collaboration with acclaimed Italian design house Italdesign Giugiaro.

excerpt from the Star 

WHO NEEDS PHOTOSHOP SKILLS? 11:36 PM

Just put some random picture as background and your desired note somewhere. Caught people attention anyway...

WHO THE WHO? 11:12 PM

Well if The Who doesnt ring a bell...all those CSI (Vegas, NY, Miami) entrance songs is from theirs. And the drummer, Keith Moon is awesome on the drums and on performance...like he is on drugs! (well he died coz of it i think) Like most (maybe most) British rockbands, their songs are UNIQUE.

So i've been "chilling" with their song today.  Im so chilling with them till im so free to do this.

Hey whats this?



Sounds familiar...



Eh? Pernah dengar jak...



:D

47 10:44 PM

Well I would say I got the Hitman fever after playing Hitman : Blood Money :D


So feverish bout it till got headache playing it and wasted my evening doing this:

Done all that in 30 minutes flat while experimenting on tattoo effect.

"47" and "HITMAN" is the teaser focal point of the poster. :D

HOW TO WIN THE BIGGEST LOSER 10:54 PM

Yeah you know "Biggest Loser"? Here are some simple steps in getting to the top four finalist. (audition tips not included)

1. Get really fat!

I mean like seriously get yourself supa dupa heavy coz, dont rasa best jog around the neighbourhood just because you are in show coz the heavier you are...then your percentage weigh lost will make others shix brix and even makes Zeus shix lightning.


2. Get along!

Never ever f*ck off your teammates unless you are f*cking HIM/HER in groups. Never ever f*ck off a group of people. The more BFFN's (Best Friend For Now) you have, the most likely you wont get voted off even if you laze your ass during training.

3. Listen and bloody listen!

Whatever crap your trainer gives, it will surely help! Its not all about working out!

4. Work your ass off!

Time for training? Work your ass off! Free time? Work your ass off! Woke up early? Work your ass off! Bored? Work your ass off double time!

5. Eat like a model!

Stop those junk, fat, oily food! Even if you won something like restaurant dinner during the show, get something healthy and not big!! You wana win?! Then f*cking lay them off!

6. Shirt off!

Always take off your shirt during weigh in! Those sweaty oversize shirts will surely weigh nearly a pound or so and every pound counts!


Proven after watching every season of Biggest Loser

WARHOL 9:12 PM

 

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Anything i did smells cheap...

BLOODY ULCER(S) 6:17 PM

Here a little update about my ulcer.

Its actually side by side with my uvula, which mean, anything i consume, inhale, exhale will and why not, affect the healing of the ulcer.

It was about the size of errr...baby ants when it started to hurt like hell.

After a week, its the size of a pin head...imagine how does that feel but luckily daily surplus of adrenaline makes everyday a wonderful day if count out the horrible time im having during lunch n dinner...

Then you know what? I got this small cut after on the inner part of the lips after gotten elbowed by my sis...Now its an ulcer buat the weird thing is, im so use to the pain in my mouth, the pain from feels like an itch...

NICEY VIDEOY 6:29 PM

Although i keep watching this music video, it cant stop to amazed me though. I wonder how long did they take to make this? I feel wana poser

PAYNE 10:30 AM

There's a saying "joy, happiness and whatever crap in between have its price"...well after Chinese New Year...I found myself with this bloody ulcer in the most bloodiest shi*tiest placest to be in the mouth.

Damnit, why it has to be there?! I wonder what cut me there though...terer that food. I salute you f**king piercing food.

With that ulcer i cant do most of the things i like without feeling pain...

Such as

Shouting my ass off

Eating my ass off

Talking my ass off

Drinking my ass off

Errr...hehehe...no pun intended o.o

*all action pictures are the first images searched using google image*

BACK IN ACTION 9:56 PM

Owh well...i would like to say CNY mayhem is totally ova...

To celebrate the return lets listen to rock...



Damnnnnnnnnnnnn son, can u guess it? Its a mash up from Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" lyrics and Metallica's "Enter the Sandman" cover.

Wooh...

OSCAR NOMINEE!!! 1:20 AM

Best Drama





Best Action Movie





Best Actor





Best Actress(es?)





Best Line Spoken





Best Scene

CINA NEW YEAR 12:37 AM

Looks like another year of lonely valentine's day for me...well technically. Falls on Cina New Year anyway.

The good thing is...i dont really know. Hey i remember calling valentine's day, v-day...but sounds like my day and the real v-day sucks anyway...

You know what really suck? Made seaweed rolls for 3hours++, fried them, and in the end they masuk angin. F$%@

Making cakes and biscuits maybe fun at first...but in the end, it sucks coz it taste like sh#$ or you burn the whole batch. Hohohohohohoho...

After running through my house, it looks so mediocre and its-not-ready-for-Cina New Year-look. Owh well...a humble sh%$ dont get squash or something like o.o

I wonder how is everyone doing tho... I hope everyone having a swell time cleaning their houses or relax their butt of if they are not cleaning hehehe...

To conclude all this, i would like to say im having a slight break over the Internet, Blog, Twitter, Facebook and MSN. Its a SLIGHT break so dont be suprise if my name pops up here and there.

So people, readers, terrorist, animals, no-lifers, aliens, dicks, janes, douchebags, presidents and Dalai Lama.

I would like to wish you all...

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY 

and a 

HAPPY CINA NEW YEAR

That reminds me, i heard the techno version of "Gong Xi Gong Xi" when tuning in a Bidayuh radio channel though.

I cant find it in youtube so imagine an ahbeng style "Gong Xi Gong Xi" playin in ya head with the beats and bass drowning everything. 

KNOW THIS 12:12 AM

You know what? Now im lazy to do that long post...

Whenever i see it...i would say, "Ahhhh f*ck it! My blog is funny enough!" 

Then i look at the outside world and say to myself, "You know, a good blogger is a hardworking blogger..."

Well the story ends by repeating the 2nd lines to next line and back again and again and again...

WEBCOMICS 2:01 PM

One of the best webcomics out there. May took some time to get the joke it but it's sure a big laugh hahahaha....

Click on Jack to visit their site.

Here are some of their funny comics.