The Road To District Camp '08 : Practise Week 1

So lazy wana blog nowadays. Slightly sick with slight coughing and hell lots of thick yucky mucus. Holiday been good. Nothing bad happened yet. Lets hope it stays that way.

The Scouts 09th Troop have signed in for the Scouts District Camp '09 which gona be held somewhere in Santubong from the 11th to the 15th. 5 days of pure fun or terror.

About 14 Scouts were specially selected for this honourable task of joining the camp and are expected come out with something memorable. The participated Scouts are divided into 2 patrols which are Eagle Red and Eagle Yellow and their Patrol Leaders are Jon and Vic, respectively.

If you are wondering why the Troop Leader, Maurice Ian Wee Swee Soo is not in...well he got his own bloody reason why. -Ass-

To keep the Scouts in top shape and condition plus to teach the rest (and also the leaders) few new tricks, the leaders suggested we should have meetings during the holidays. Although this suggestion was quickly commented with

• mcb! still got 1 month what?!
• cb! i wana sleep during the holiday!
• oi! im going somewhere!
• damn u! still long ba the camp!
• gila! wake up so early for meeting!
• sik guna! how come he said this u said this one?
• .................what?
• .................need to come meh?
• .................ass!

But they come anyway. (Ass people)

So the first meeting was all about setting up and checking the tents. Well some of the tents was crap. So it didnt go well.

not pictured-gay couples enjoying themselves

not pictured - number of scouts trying to keep the tent standing

Then everyone grouped together and planned how to do Jon's patrol activity, Pioneering Project, which meant building some thing made from woods and knots. All sort of crazy yet innovative plans came up like balista, catapult, 3-4 metres tall watch tower, guillotine, hangmen stage, torture devices and a tupik which Dawson said it should be called Jon's Whore House.

The next meeting was about building and test drive our project. My patrol was ass-kicked to do model making of an imaginary camp. Its like making a miniature size of a camp with detailed knots and stuff. (This is the time when Vic and his patrol swear alot)

Jon's patrol however, do some wicked cool stuff. They built a watch tower but it was scrapped because it was damn too high and safety is likely to be zero with that bloody height. Then those people got bored and head on with their catapult. It took roughly half an hour to be built finish. Amazingly it can fire! Fire any projectiles which weight less than 1kg. The accuracy of the catapult prototype was up to 10 or less metres. Well atleast it can kill people around 10 metres.

mad-ass at work

Sadly, this cant fire a whole pig into the sky...

they are aiming for the satok building, how ambitious...

So the next meeting is going to be about backwoods cooking or jungle style cooking. Diarrhea and food poisoning are expected.