IS SANTA REAL?!
The answer...
HE IS!
Why?
1. He's that fat bugger who keep eating my christmas cookies every Christmas eves.
2. He's the only with that kind of beard...exception for some hobo's...
damn...anyone of those maybe Santa...
3. I saw him yesterday at Parkson shouting HO HO HO! Although he's pretty dark than usual...
i hope is not that dude...
4. He's is in the wanted list in many countries for many felonies including speeding, trespassing and unauthorised usage of air-space. He is in the top list of wanted man in Canada and Mali. They still cant shoot him down because his sledge is outfitted with 2 twin fusion booster, coated with anti-radar coating, latest stealth systems, a toilet, leather seats, coffee and milk holder, Alpine audio system and not to forget his custom-made snake eyes and pine tree freshener.
5. He got slammed by a plane during one of his test-drives. Sadly one of his reindeers went missing after that...some say it was Rudolf...
and there he goes...homerun...=.=
6. Santa is Brad Pitt!!!
whoa...very cunn...
7. And so is Salma Hayek!
ok...thats just wrong...
Well...isnt that enough proof already that Santa exists!?
Without Santa who would be the guy to show that Christmas is not all about receiving but more to giving??? Eh? WHO?! (Vic la of course)
Merry Christmas to all!!! And dont forget Vic in your Christmas gifts list...
Thank you cracked.com for some of the pics...
Thank you cracked.com for some of the pics...
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