Sheeesh,,,

There goes November...

Here comes December...

So fast, its like membuang air besar. You hardly feel the time passing by. Damn you Earth! Why spin so fast?! Its the holiday...spin a bit slow will ya??? Sheesh...

Parents and their little minds...

Whenever my phone rings, the first thing my mum will say

Mummy: Vic...your girlfriend calling...*:P*

Vicky: Ish...*=.=*(Answer then put down phone)

Mummy: So what your girlfriend said?

Vicky: (Angry) Oi! Mana ada! (Insert a friend name which is a boy here) la! Ya jak tahu girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend...ya baru sikda hidup panggil ya jak...

Mummy: (Laughs)

Vicky: (Walks angrily away)

If seen walking next to a girl which i may or might know or unknown to me...

Vicky: Hey!

Daddy: Hey...who's that?

Vicky: Who?

Daddy: That...(points rudely)

Vicky: Ne aku tauk...

Daddy: (Looks suspicious with his laser eyes)

And when something like me spotted talking to a girl which might looks like im talking to her or not talking to her...

Mummy: Aaaa...go dating harr...why dont say earlier. I give you more money so that you can chia her lunch later. (Giggles)

Vicky: What the fff... But she's not! I hardly knew her! Nya kawan, kawan aku...

Daddy: (Interrupt) So is she chinese? (With laser eyes)

Vicky: Ummm yea...

Daddy: Good...good...how old?

Vicky: Dunno...baru know...

Daddy: Ooo...surname?

Vicky: Oi! Drive gik! Banyak li tanyak...

Everyone: (Laughs like hyena)...

Vicky: Keluarga gila...

Because of these incidents which generally make my face red like cherry...also make me

• going out with friends seems hard
• answering the phone seems hard
• walking around with girls seems hard
  
• talking to them infronts of my friends seems hard
• talking about relationship is impossible
• going out with friends seems hard

I wonder how will they go when I finally got my own car and spotted driving it with a girl in it.

Let me visualize...

Mummy: Hah!!! Who's this Vic?

Vicky: Friend... (Slowly sliding down the chair)

Mummy: Aaaa...where are you going?

Vicky: Pergi makan...

Mummy: Aaaa...ok ok...here's RM20...go eat somewhere nice...*winks*

Vicky: Ummm thank you...

Mummy: Owh yea...(looks at girl) Whats your name?

(Lets just say this girl is Nicole Scherzinger)

Nicky: Nicole Scherzinger, auntie...

Mummy: Have fun! Ummm watch out...Vic's a big eater...(laughs)

Vicky: Oi!!!

Then when i reached home.

Daddy: Hmmm i heard you when out with a girl today...Nicole Zinger Burger izit?

Vicky: Scherzinger...

Daddy: Ya...so is she chinese? How old? (Add any extra questions here)

Vicky: ...gila punya keluarga...

Everything written above is real and might be modified due to memory problem except the when i have car part which is totally made up. And please note...I dunno anyone close by the name Nicole and if I insult such person which i dont know...sorry i say to you.

Eventhough you think some words I said were harsh, my parents never felt offended from what I said. No wonder they still jokes around with me.

Well I still love them though eventhough how crazy and unexpected they can be...

Hmmm talking about Nicole Scherzinger...

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Ummmmmm....Lewis Hamilton will be angry if i say anything about her...

Wait...you dont know Lewis Hamilton is her boyfriend??? Sigh...so lame...hehehe

Thats all for today...