How To Make Sure That You're Not a Twillight Fanatic

Lets make some blood boils.

You know that you're Twilight fanatic when...

• you think vampires are ALWAYS romantic and inhumanly good looking people that WILL NEVER trick or or hurt you or suck your blood...instead they would kindly ask you first...
• you keep imagining them naked under the sun...glittering...
• you imagine how their private parts will look like under the sun...
• you wondered what happen when a black vampire goes under the sun...

keep imagining...

• you want to be Bella...eventhough you're a guy...

she does look masculine...

• you hoping that the next day, you wake up, you will see Edward face...eventhough you're a guy
• you like being stalk on because you KNOW its Edward...

i love you thats why i stalk you...

• you know that by kissing a 500++ years old undead corpse is alright and people accept it
• you its alright to love a 500++ years old undead corpse which might have dated and slept with uncounted number of woman...or even man
• you will give up anything to kiss like Edward...even on the same sex...

And here's a funny story...i havent read or watch any Twillight related books or movies.

Hate me Twilight fans if you want...because you know...i "purr" you too...

PS: i dont really hate twilight...nor the fans...its just that some people take it way tooooo seriously and damnit...its just an amusing book which mostly filled with Stephenie Meyers wildest fantasy...

If any words harmed you...please know its alright...its just a book...

I feel bad posting this :/